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View Poll Results: Worst superhero movie ever made...
Daredevil 11 15.28%
Spawn 2 2.78%
Catwoman (Halle Berry) 20 27.78%
Xmen: Xmen United 0 0%
Superman III 2 2.78%
Superman IV 9 12.50%
Superman Returns 1 1.39%
Batman & Robin 24 33.33%
Punisher (Either one) 2 2.78%
Blade Trinity 1 1.39%
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:53 PM   #26
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And he's making another one. Took a pay cut and everything!
Oh god NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:57 PM   #27
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:20 AM   #28
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Flash Gordon.....unwatchable movie with an extremely bad soundtrack by Queen (so bad in fact, it absolutely killed their career in the USA as far as popularity goes).
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Old 02-03-2011, 12:21 AM   #29
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flash aha....saving everyone of us!!!! cmon how can you not like flying dudes with beards, homosexual robot freaks, and a slutty princess?
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Old 02-03-2011, 01:31 AM   #30
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Well, I doubt anyone has ever seen it, but I remember a british Super Hero movie from the 80's that was called Phenomenal. It was indeed phenomenally bad!

I should also mention Condor Man, The Punisher, Defendor, Barb Wire, Judge Dredd, Return of Swamp thing and how in the name of Krypton is Howard the Duck not listed?
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:14 AM   #32
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Super Woman worst Super Hero movie ever hands down
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Old 02-03-2011, 04:19 AM   #33
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The Punisher Movies where bad but they had that action movie cheese to not be horrible. Besides the one with John Travolta that one sucked a small dick.
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Old 02-03-2011, 05:18 AM   #34
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Spiderman 3, X:Men The Last Stand, and Wolverine Origins should be on this list

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Old 02-03-2011, 05:22 AM   #35
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And he's making another one. Took a pay cut and everything!
He's broke. He pretty much has no choice.

And Superwoman (supergirl?) is absolutely terrible.
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Old 02-03-2011, 07:13 AM   #36
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Watchmen was horrible
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No Meteor Man?
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Gotta go with Batman & Robin being played by George Clooney and Arnold. All I can remmeber about that terrible movie was Arnolds line as Mr. Freeze of "chill out".
C'mon dude. All those great puns, and that's the one you remember?

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Old 02-03-2011, 07:49 AM   #39
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Flash Gordon is an awesome movie.

And Batman and Robin, although utterly campy, isn't anywhere near as bad as some on this list. Superman 3 and Superman 4 can probably tie.

After looking at the poll results, I have to assume some on this board are younger and haven't seen movies from the 80's. The Superman franchise died a slow death that was far worse than the Schumaker Batman films. At least those are funny.

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Old 02-03-2011, 08:10 AM   #40
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Flash Gordon is an awesome movie.

And Batman and Robin, although utterly campy, isn't anywhere near as bad as some on this list. Superman 3 and Superman 4 can probably tie.

After looking at the poll results, I have to assume some on this board are younger and haven't seen movies from the 80's. The Superman franchise died a slow death that was far worse than the Schumaker Batman films. At least those are funny.

The two Schumaker Batman films were way too over the top. Batman as viewed by King Gay. The Batsuit did not need nipples, exact ass replicas or gigantic codpieces. Completely ridiculous. Why not have him and Robin go hang out in a cabin in the woods drinking cosmos and giving eachother "massages"...at least then I would understand the Batsuit having nipples.

The last 2 superman films...they were just really, really dumb. From a high of Superman II to the horror that is Superman IV...**** that movie was terrible.

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I voted for both Punisher's.

While Catwoman and Batman and Robin were certainly worse, neither carried the same expectations or rode on a current comic book movie mega market wave only to completely **** their pants.

I also assume this doesn't include the 80s Dolph Lundgren Punisher which was a ****ing awesome movie. They should've just redone that one with the skull on his chest.
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Although that list filled with fail, and daredevil about the worst movie ever made, I have to vote Batman and Robin because it was epic fail and a had huge actors at every roll pretty much. Arnolds performance made even his gov job look good.
Man, if they had not done Bullseye so ridiculously and if Colin Farrell weren't such a hack, that would've been a pretty good movie. I was absolutely stunned that I kinda liked Ben Affleck in it.
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4 people actually saw catwoman!?
Actually I just assumed it was the worst ever. And I've seen Batman & Robin AND Daredevil.
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The two Schumaker Batman films were way too over the top. Batman as viewed by King Gay. The Batsuit did not need nipples, exact ass replicas or gigantic codpieces. Completely ridiculous. Why not have him and Robin go hang out in a cabin in the woods drinking cosmos and giving eachother "massages"...at least then I would understand the Batsuit having nipples.

The last 2 superman films...they were just really, really dumb. From a high of Superman II to the horror that is Superman IV...**** that movie was terrible.

I don't disagree with any of your take. But at least I could laugh at Batman. Superman 3/4 were truly difficult to watch - they were dumb AND bad. I can take dumb and light hearted over dumbdark/bad, I guess.
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Pseudo intellectual garbage.
It was hard to make that into a movie. It was a powerful graphic novel but trying to make a good 'movie' while sticking to the source material couldn't have been easy. They choose to stick to the material, I think, to please the fanboys (except for the ending) and limited it's mainstream appeal.

My opinion, anyway.
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I voted for both Punisher's.

While Catwoman and Batman and Robin were certainly worse, neither carried the same expectations or rode on a current comic book movie mega market wave only to completely **** their pants.

I also assume this doesn't include the 80s Dolph Lundgren Punisher which was a ****ing awesome movie. They should've just redone that one with the skull on his chest.
Thanks for making sure the GOOD Punisher got some love

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Spiderman 3 is one of the worst movies ever made.

Also, the Punisher with Thomas Jane wasn't that bad.
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It was hard to make that into a movie. It was a powerful graphic novel but trying to make a good 'movie' while sticking to the source material couldn't have been easy. They choose to stick to the material, I think, to please the fanboys (except for the ending) and limited it's mainstream appeal.

My opinion, anyway.
Quite possibly the case. I never read the graphic novel, but saw the movie under extremely high expectations thanks to so many people it up (a lot from here, as well).

I thought the whole story was absurd. There's a collection of 110-130 lb men and women kicking the **** out of everyone with no super powers and that was only the beginning of the absurdity.
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