The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Orange Mane Discussion > Orange Mane Central Discussion
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-26-2011, 01:35 PM   #1
DomCasual
This one's for Pat!
 
DomCasual's Avatar
 
Shameless Homer

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SLC, UT
Posts: 14,030

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default Happy belated birthday, Jay Cutler!

Sorry we missed it, man. I hope it was a great one.
DomCasual is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 01-26-2011, 01:38 PM   #2
OABB
sarcasm font
 
OABB's Avatar
 
always on.

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los angeles
Posts: 7,444

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Knowshon Moreno
Default

Happy Birthday Jay!

I hope you like your gift. a 7-9 playoff team on the road!
OABB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:38 PM   #3
bendog
Marginally Continent
 
bendog's Avatar
 
David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade

Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Folsom Prison
Posts: 19,853

Adopt-a-Bronco:
David Bowens
Default

man, sharing a birthday with lambchop would suck.
bendog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:39 PM   #4
jhns
Ring of Famer
 
but you still can't C me!

Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Omaha
Posts: 12,356

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Speak for yourself. I didn't miss it. In fact, I jumped out of his cake all naked. It was good times.
jhns is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:43 PM   #5
OABB
sarcasm font
 
OABB's Avatar
 
always on.

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los angeles
Posts: 7,444

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Knowshon Moreno
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jhns View Post
Speak for yourself. I didn't miss it. In fact, I jumped out of his cake all naked. It was good times.
Does he fumble balls as much when not playing?
OABB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:47 PM   #6
bendog
Marginally Continent
 
bendog's Avatar
 
David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade

Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Folsom Prison
Posts: 19,853

Adopt-a-Bronco:
David Bowens
Default

I bet his girlfried didn't even give him anything.
bendog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:47 PM   #7
jhns
Ring of Famer
 
but you still can't C me!

Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Omaha
Posts: 12,356

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded View Post
Does he fumble balls as much when not playing?
I wouldn't know since he wasn't there. I just do that on my own on peoples birthdays.
jhns is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:49 PM   #8
OABB
sarcasm font
 
OABB's Avatar
 
always on.

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los angeles
Posts: 7,444

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Knowshon Moreno
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by jhns View Post
I wouldn't know since he wasn't there. I just do that on my own on peoples birthdays.
I'll have to try that. how do you bake yourself into the cake?
OABB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:50 PM   #9
DomCasual
This one's for Pat!
 
DomCasual's Avatar
 
Shameless Homer

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SLC, UT
Posts: 14,030

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Pat Bowlen
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by orangeandblueblooded View Post
Does he fumble balls as much when not playing?
Let's not get off track. This thread is about celebrating Jay's special day.
DomCasual is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:51 PM   #10
OABB
sarcasm font
 
OABB's Avatar
 
always on.

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los angeles
Posts: 7,444

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Knowshon Moreno
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DomCasual View Post
Let's not get off track. This thread is about celebrating Jay's special day.
good point. I know what happens here when you insult someone in a birthday thread.
OABB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 01:59 PM   #11
bendog
Marginally Continent
 
bendog's Avatar
 
David Bowens, he'd be an upgrade

Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Folsom Prison
Posts: 19,853

Adopt-a-Bronco:
David Bowens
Default

The top ten birthday presents for Jay Cutler

A hooker, cause you know his girlfriend isn’t giving him anything

A steakhouse that doesn’t leave you feeling hungry and dissed.

An offensive line

Shaffer, D.R. (2009). Social and personality development (6th ed.) Belmont, CA: Wadsworth.

A silver pocket watch to keep in his pocket to remind him of heart.

Neck liposuction.

Roller skates, so he can backpeddle faster

Lancets and needles

Ipod Headphones that actually look like the headphones to the upstairs booth

Josh McDaniels .... for just five minutes.
bendog is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 02:29 PM   #12
strafen
Karma
 
strafen's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 8,945

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Elway
Default

If I'm not mistaken, Cutler's birthday is around the same time as Mcdaniels.
In April...
strafen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 02:51 PM   #13
broncosteven
Kranz Dictum
 
broncosteven's Avatar
 
AFC WEST CHAMPS Tough and Competent

Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Tranquility Base
Posts: 37,973

Adopt-a-Bronco:
CJ Anderson
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by strafen View Post
If I'm not mistaken, Cutler's birthday is around the same time as Mcdaniels.
In April...
That explains it, wasn't Hitler born in April also?
broncosteven is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 02:52 PM   #14
baja
Headmaster
 
baja's Avatar
 
The Fixer

Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: in the present moment
Posts: 61,372

Adopt-a-Bronco:
C J Anderson
Default

Happy birthday Jay from your tight end;



Last edited by baja; 01-26-2011 at 02:58 PM..
baja is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 02:56 PM   #15
TheElusiveKyleOrton
BOOM.
 
TheElusiveKyleOrton's Avatar
 
Touched By God

Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Denver
Posts: 10,980
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by bendog View Post
I bet his girlfried didn't even give him anything.
Do you mean BESIDES herpes?
__________________
Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.
TheElusiveKyleOrton is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 04:57 PM   #16
strafen
Karma
 
strafen's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 8,945

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Elway
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by broncosteven View Post
That explains it, wasn't Hitler born in April also?
Hitler: April 20
McDaniels: Aprl 21
Cutler: April 29
strafen is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 05:17 PM   #17
OABB
sarcasm font
 
OABB's Avatar
 
always on.

Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Los angeles
Posts: 7,444

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Knowshon Moreno
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by strafen View Post
Hitler: April 20
McDaniels: Aprl 21
Cutler: April 29
Poor hitler. What a terrible list.
OABB is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-26-2011, 05:19 PM   #18
Pontius Pirate
Ring of Famer
 
Pontius Pirate's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: 'Nam
Posts: 1,776
Default

Pontius Pirate is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 07:01 AM.


Denver Broncos