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Old 01-23-2011, 06:59 PM   #1
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Default Fitness guru Jack LaLanne dies at 96...

In other non-Cutler news...

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41225595/ns/us_news-life/
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:02 PM   #2
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He still had sexual intercourse in his 90s. He was a stud.
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:09 PM   #3
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Very sad... Rip , the guy was a trend setter
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:15 PM   #4
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RIP. Great example.
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Rip, very sad.
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:20 PM   #6
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They announced there will be no memorial service. He will be juiced.
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:31 PM   #7
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They announced there will be no memorial service. He will be juiced.
Classic.
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:34 PM   #8
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I'd love to live life with the energy he did. RIP.
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Old 01-23-2011, 07:44 PM   #9
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They announced there will be no memorial service. He will be juiced.
He'll probably taste better than the juice he sold on TV.
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They announced there will be no memorial service. He will be juiced.
This joke is done in poor taste.
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:01 PM   #11
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So george burns lives to 99 and smoked. I'm not giving up beer or tasty meats. I do love the juicer.
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They announced there will be no memorial service. He will be juiced.

He was 96 years old so not done in poor taste. If I could rep from my phone, I would. This classic.
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:08 PM   #13
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RIP

OMG I'm still laughing.

Jack would have loved the line.
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Old 01-23-2011, 08:10 PM   #14
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I smoked crack with Jack.
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He was 96 years old so not done in poor taste. If I could rep from my phone, I would. This classic.
It was a pun.... do you think a 96 year old dude would taste good juiced?
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Old 01-23-2011, 09:35 PM   #17
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It was a pun.... do you think a 96 year old dude would taste good juiced?
I think you are responding to the wrong poster. I thought it was funny. And I picture Jack looking like a prune but tasting sweet like Celery. Unfortunately for his wife, their sex life was a little blah. He doesnt eat meat.
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I bet he would of gone back into the game....

Oh sorry I thought all threads were supposed to be about Cutler tonight
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I think you are responding to the wrong poster. I thought it was funny. And I picture Jack looking like a prune but tasting sweet like Celery. Unfortunately for his wife, their sex life was a little blah. He doesnt eat meat.
He didnt eat meat? Wow.
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He still had sexual intercourse in his 90s. He was a stud.
He was Amaaaaaazing! He set the bar waaaaay high.
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Old 01-23-2011, 11:22 PM   #23
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I met him once years ago. Classy guy with a kind of inner light. He was being interviewed by Geraldo Rivera on Venice Beach early in the morning. Rivera was a jerk.
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Old 01-24-2011, 06:58 AM   #24
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Bummer. He was a weekly customer at one of my families fish markets in Morro Bay. He was still pretty funny for a 90 year old... RIP
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