Husker Busted for Park Sex - The Orange Mane

Rohirrim · 01-19-2011, 08:44 AM

Poor kid. Now they won't let him transfer to LaSalle. I don't get it. They don't have sex at LaSalle? I guess not in the parks, eh? Where are a couple of love-struck kids to go? Anyway, the really important thing to note in this story is the player's name: Christian Standhardinger.

You got to be ****tin me?

http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_17136815

Los Broncos · 01-19-2011, 08:53 AM

I remember sex in the park, ah to be young and in love.

Evenrude · 01-19-2011, 09:42 AM

I'll bet he had trouble finding the rim....

vancejohnson82 · 01-19-2011, 09:47 AM

it's an arrest....just like public disorderliness...I think that's fair

Kid A · 01-19-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evenrude

I'll bet he had trouble finding the rim....

Hard to blame him for thinking he'd get away with it. Nebraska basketball players are used to nobody ever watching them.

FantomForce · 01-19-2011, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kid A

Hard to blame him for thinking he'd get away with it. Nebraska basketball players are used to nobody ever watching them.

yeah but they never score, supposedly

Pontius Pirate · 01-19-2011, 11:38 AM

The Denver Bronco's Criminal Association approves of this Husker

UberBroncoMan · 01-19-2011, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evenrude

I'll bet he had trouble finding the rim....

He was probably wearing your shirt too.

Rohirrim · 01-19-2011, 11:49 AM

The kid is 6'8". The cop heard noises and probably thought he had cornered Sasquatch.

DomCasual · 01-19-2011, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

The kid is 6'8". The cop heard noises and probably thought he had cornered Sasquatch.

Plus, based on the kid's name, my guess is that they were doing it vertical, against a tree. It's a lot harder to keep your dinger hidden when you're standing.

Bronco Vixen · 01-19-2011, 04:12 PM

Apparently they had already concluded the act and Herr Standhardinger was sitting in the driver's seat with no pants on and his schnitzel out.

Given his cornhusker status, I find it mind-boggling that "consensual" was actually part of the equation.

broncocalijohn · 01-19-2011, 04:17 PM

Dude already has his porn name ready to go.... at birth. I wonder if Midwest Melissa was the receipient of mr standhard...inger?

sirhcyennek81 · 01-19-2011, 04:22 PM

He got busted with a woman?

Lame.

Vegas_Bronco · 01-19-2011, 05:27 PM

Ich liebe ein Pferd...I.make luv to horse.

Dr. Broncenstein · 01-19-2011, 05:30 PM

That's some fine police work there, Lou.

01-19-2011, 08:44 AM	#1
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,099	Husker Busted for Park Sex Poor kid. Now they won't let him transfer to LaSalle. I don't get it. They don't have sex at LaSalle? I guess not in the parks, eh? Where are a couple of love-struck kids to go? Anyway, the really important thing to note in this story is the player's name: Christian Standhardinger. You got to be ****tin me? http://www.denverpost.com/sports/ci_17136815

01-19-2011, 04:12 PM	#11
Bronco Vixen Pro Bowler Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 597	Apparently they had already concluded the act and Herr Standhardinger was sitting in the driver's seat with no pants on and his schnitzel out. Given his cornhusker status, I find it mind-boggling that "consensual" was actually part of the equation. Last edited by Bronco Vixen; 01-19-2011 at 05:00 PM..

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Pontius Pirate Tampons are for pussies Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 'Nam Posts: 1,796	The Denver Bronco's Criminal Association approves of this Husker

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,099	The kid is 6'8". The cop heard noises and probably thought he had cornered Sasquatch.

01-19-2011, 04:17 PM	#12
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sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,768 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	He got busted with a woman? Lame.

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