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Old 12-10-2010, 08:15 PM   #1
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Default I just ate a can of expired(by 5 months) tuna. what now?

Title pretty much sums it up.. put mayo on it right away, threw on some hot sauce.. didn't taste right but i figured it was because it was a different brand than i had last time.

options i'm currently considering:

induce throwup
wait it out

the situation is complicated by the fact that i have already received what i can best translate as booty call texts, 2 of them, and that I can't make a decision and it's getting late.

Insight appreciated
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:17 PM   #2
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was it dolphin safe?
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:18 PM   #3
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Title pretty much sums it up.. put mayo on it right away, threw on some hot sauce.. didn't taste right but i figured it was because it was a different brand than i had last time.

options i'm currently considering:

induce throwup
wait it out

the situation is complicated by the fact that i have already received what i can best translate as booty call texts, 2 of them, and that I can't make a decision and it's getting late.

Insight appreciated
Just try to incorporate it into the booty call. Who knows she might be into it.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:21 PM   #4
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Have her pick you up at the ER.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:21 PM   #5
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was it dolphin safe?
yes, it was about 60 cents per oz., too. one of those real gourmet deals.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:23 PM   #6
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I would just go on both booty calls, you already smell like fish so the 2nd chick won't know where you were before.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:24 PM   #7
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Punch yourself in the face until you no longer think about the tuna.

Alternatively if you go down on the girls you can blame it on them.

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Old 12-10-2010, 08:29 PM   #8
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wash it down with rubbing alcohol ... gas it out .
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:30 PM   #9
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yes, it was about 60 cents per oz., too. one of those real gourmet deals.
You should throw some capers in that **** next time, some onion and tomato and lots of fresh ground pepper.

Tuna samitch's is one of 4-5 things I can make and make well.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:30 PM   #10
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:31 PM   #11
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Unless the cans were bulged outward (not dented inward), you'll be fine. Even if you did eat some bad food, you'd likely just have the water-poops or throw it back up.

Unless you get botulism.
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Where is the Tussin option?
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You're probably going to die so you might as well bring both girls over.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:36 PM   #14
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Where is the Tussin option?
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:36 PM   #15
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If you aren't paralyzed from botulism youll probably make it.
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:42 PM   #16
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If you aren't paralyzed from botulism youll probably make it.
Hey, but he'll be able to culture his own botox for the ladies.
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Hey, but he'll be able to culture his own botox for the ladies.
Now I wonder if McC is cougar hunting tonight...
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Old 12-10-2010, 08:54 PM   #18
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Where is the Tussin option?
It's very hard to do a tussin post from an iPhone. Seriously I'm going to need to rub some Tussin on my brain just from thinking about it.
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I really enjoy a fresh can of tuna free dolphin...Mmmmmm flipper
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Title pretty much sums it up.. put mayo on it right away, threw on some hot sauce.. didn't taste right but i figured it was because it was a different brand than i had last time.

options i'm currently considering:

induce throwup
wait it out

the situation is complicated by the fact that i have already received what i can best translate as booty call texts, 2 of them, and that I can't make a decision and it's getting late.

Insight appreciated
So what was outcome? You can't just leave us hanging...
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:05 PM   #21
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He probably died mid orgy.
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Old 12-11-2010, 01:09 PM   #22
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You are so dead, go rack up a ton of credit card debt.
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He probably died mid orgy.
Or blew off the 2 chicks, jerked it and fell asleep to a Guy Fieri Diners & Dives marathon.
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