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Old 11-30-2010, 06:13 PM   #1
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You know your team is Snake Bit When-
Moreno Fumbles right next to the Sideline and the ball bounces like a hot air Balloon 4 feet high right to a on coming defender.
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Old 11-30-2010, 06:26 PM   #2
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Get it straight. It was a premature hand off to the side judge. Moreno doesn't fumble. Only Hillis did that sort of thing around here.
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Old 11-30-2010, 06:31 PM   #3
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You know your team is snake bit when with the 12th overall pick in the draft they select Gerald Willhite 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Old 11-30-2010, 06:58 PM   #4
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:02 PM   #5
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I thought I saw that AIDS spitting cobra slithering around the sidelines.

Good thing the squirrel stayed in the endzone.

He was safe from the cobra and the Broncos offense.
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:02 PM   #6
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you know your team is snakebit when you tape your opponent and still lose
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:15 PM   #7
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Moreno Fumbles right next to the Sideline and the ball bounces like a hot air Balloon 4 feet high right to a on coming defender.
I've seen several bounces not go the Broncos way. In fact, in this same game, we forced a fuble and it bounced right back up to the guy who lost it. Over the past 3 or 4 games, I've seen this a few different times. I jumped out of my seat when I saw we forced a fumble and then the lucky bounce right into the hands of the other team sat me back down again.

From the injuries, to the bad bounces, to the last second penalties that cost games, it's just been that kind of year so far. A handful of plays go the other way and this team is probably 5-5 or 6-4 and this place isn't going crazy. Well, the McD haters have been pretty consistant since he was hired so I don't expect them to shut up regardless.
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:17 PM   #8
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, you mean the tape that nobody watched?
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:24 PM   #9
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, you mean the tape that nobody watched?
yea, the same way I didn't watch the Paris Hilton videotape
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Old 11-30-2010, 07:25 PM   #10
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What about Bruton partially blocking that punt? Just a hair of an inch closer and that ball bounces back and we're already in FG range to tie it.

Damn.
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:00 PM   #11
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What about Bruton partially blocking that punt? Just a hair of an inch closer and that ball bounces back and we're already in FG range to tie it.

Damn.
Weddle falls down, is beat on the play... and manages to flail his arm without turning around to look at the ball and manages to knock it down, preventing a TD and a 2-score lead.

****ing bad snap against the Jets.

****ing PI call against the Jets.

Moss finally gets his name called... for ruining Eddie's return for a TD.

The list goes on and on.

This is how it goes, though. When you're playing poorly... this stuff happens more, and you wind up with more injuries. That's just how mojo works. It's a big, nasty snowball.
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:03 PM   #12
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:16 PM   #13
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I understood that they could leave some Soul Glo on the furniture, but hey...they took the skinny white girl-boy under their wing to teach it the art of Breakin'...there's a Hillis-esque quality to the whole thing that cant be denied. Something like this must be shared.
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:16 PM   #14
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You Know your team is Snake Bit when-
An undrafted receiver who has been hurt all season gets to push Perrish Cox off balance with no PI call. Worst offensive PI I have seen this season.
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...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:38 PM   #16
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...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten
lol *****kkkkkkk man
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:41 PM   #17
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lol ******kkkkkk man
true story...found out about 2 hours before kickoff

she was wearing a DJ Williams jersey and I had a ring in my pocket....

actually kinda funny now, thinking about the way this season went
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Old 11-30-2010, 08:41 PM   #18
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When your entire team has less sacks this year than one player did last year
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:02 PM   #19
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when all the defensive turnovers occured in just 3 games
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your QB throws for 5000 yards and the team finishes 3-13
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:03 PM   #21
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true story...found out about 2 hours before kickoff

she was wearing a DJ Williams jersey and I had a ring in my pocket....

actually kinda funny now, thinking about the way this season went
Dude I'm sorry. This place can be good for advice when you need it.
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:07 PM   #22
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true story...found out about 2 hours before kickoff

she was wearing a DJ Williams jersey and I had a ring in my pocket....

actually kinda funny now, thinking about the way this season went
...and I thought my girl problems were bad. I feel for you bro.
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Old 11-30-2010, 09:10 PM   #23
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You know you have a ****ty coach when he selects a hurt WR (and still hurt) over Dez Bryant.
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Old 11-30-2010, 10:57 PM   #24
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FAIL...on your part...bad post
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Old 11-30-2010, 11:51 PM   #25
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...when on the 2nd year anniversary of dating your girlfriend you find out she's been dating your neighbor AND your favorite football team makes David Garrard look like he's Peyton Manning

oh wait, that's me being snakebitten
Well, the good thing is when someone does something like that you automatically know they're not worth a ****.
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