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Old 11-19-2010, 11:29 AM   #1
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Default Mock Talk - A Place for your Favorite Mockisms - A tribute to Brian Pelzer.

I see the need for a place to post your favorite Mock posts & sayings.

A tribute to the crazy genius of Brian Pelzer.

Let's let the memorial thread stand as is an use this one for sharing his uniqueness on the Orange mane.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:31 AM   #2
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I thought this might be a good way to remember Mock's unique posts all in one thread separate from thread informing of his passing. I am also hoping that the "Mock has passed away" thread might be copied and sent to his mom and some of his more brazer posts may not be understood by his mon as well as it will be by those of us that shared this special place with him.

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Taco John,

Is there any way we can have access to the older posts of Mock. The pre accident ones?

Are they on anybody's hard drive?
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:41 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by xxxxx
We all dream; we do not understand our dreams, yet we act as if nothing strange goes on in our sleep minds, strange at least by comparison with the logical, purposeful doings of our minds when we are awake.
Come up with that all by yourself?

Ever hear of "I have to sleep on it?"

I you ask your mind to work on a problem, the superconciousness will solve it.

Whether the EGO will act on the solution in waking hours is problematic. - Mock
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I was so pissed I beat up my best friend showing him how to tackle at halftime.
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Old 11-19-2010, 11:48 AM   #8
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My family went thru Ellis Island and learned English via German.

Noone said we had to learn Mexican.

So you immigrated? So be it.

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He said that for the team as a border player.

BTW, do you think Larson has any place in this team?

God, buy a clue.
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I raised discourse, but now it's some circle jerk both signicant forums.

I'm with God, or I wouldn't be alive.

And I will die with God.

I know more than many presume.

Much more. In fact, It's odd.
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Tomcat's are a pain.

Gotta cut and clip em.

Funny story, I took Scooter and Beelzlebug to the same vet.

He was a medic on Normandy.

He said it was like treating animals there.

He woldn't say more.

This is very common with vets that have killed.
This made me go huh...but it fits with mock
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Tatum Bell andCooked Crack?

STFU.

Let's get better be letting 3 coaches leave, hiring your brother and trading for a backup QB.

What?
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I haven't been on much. Did the Mock pass?

If so, condolences to all.
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I haven't been on much. Did the Mock pass?

If so, condolences to all.
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Taco John,

Is there any way we can have access to the older posts of Mock. The pre accident ones?

Are they on anybody's hard drive?

I'll see what I can dig up. I'm not sure how easy that will be to do. We lost a lot of posts in one of the server moves. I should have them somewhere on my machine. I'll dig around.
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"You know why they call me watermock? I'm a sinner."

From a random PM years ago.
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I'll see what I can dig up. I'm not sure how easy that will be to do. We lost a lot of posts in one of the server moves. I should have them somewhere on my machine. I'll dig around.
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He's just scared.

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I can't afford or take care of a kitten, however my mom had one named coco that was killed 3 days ago by a tom.

Thanks for askiing dickface.
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Mock's Kitten came off the roof and is tucked into the comforter. He's an African Wildcat without balls or front claws. I still don't know how he is getting on the roof, but I don't even care.

I'm out talking to a neighbor and he says, "Hey your cat is on the roof". I'm not risking my neck, I have a herd of kittens out on the the farm. DNA is rampant on the farm. Scooter, (Beezlebub) is so funny. He was just a runt with his eyes glued shut among two dozen other kittens. I took him in. I cleaned him up and made him civilized, somewhat. Now he's a house leaper.

As far as this swift boat controversy goes, I could really care less. I told you people it was going to be huge last month.

Watching Kerry act like a fool isn't that hard.

If he would of just copied the Clinton diatribe he would of walked in. I still expept him to win, but now things are turning in Iraq and the convention is starting.

Hey what a great time to visit New York. They are allready cracking skulls for good times.
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Mock's Kitten came off the roof and is tucked into the comforter. He's an African Wildcat without balls or front claws. I still don't know how he is getting on the roof, but I don't even care.

I'm out talking to a neighbor and he says, "Hey your cat is on the roof". I'm not risking my neck, I have a herd of kittens out on the the farm. DNA is rampant on the farm. Scooter, (Beezlebub) is so funny. He was just a runt with his eyes glued shut among two dozen other kittens. I took him in. I cleaned him up and made him civilized, somewhat. Now he's a house leaper.

As far as this swift boat controversy goes, I could really care less. I told you people it was going to be huge last month.

Watching Kerry act like a fool isn't that hard.

If he would of just copied the Clinton diatribe he would of walked in. I still expept him to win, but now things are turning in Iraq and the convention is starting.

Hey what a great time to visit New York. They are allready cracking skulls for good times.
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Old 11-19-2010, 12:21 PM   #24
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Reading Mock's posts was always an interesting experience for me. Mixed in with the sometimes obvious lunacy was an incredible intelligence. It was this juxtaposition that made reading his posts interesting for me. And I mean that honestly, they really are interesting to read. Some poster commented in the other thread that they would scan for his posts, making sure to read them. While I skip over quite a few posts here, I NEVER skipped over Mock's.
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Here's what Mock said when the report came out that Cheney had shot his hunting pal Harry Whittington in the face:

Harry had WMD hidden in his barn and altho none were found, he had to be taken out before he could hide them.
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