Two things, dumbskies! - The Orange Mane

Oleg Gordievsky · 11-04-2010, 06:09 PM

Many greetings, bastards! Oleg has been many working on pyramid business extravaganza! It keeping Oleg many busy. Oleg is lover of capitalism. Sign friends on dotting line. Friends signing friends. Oleg being paid on all these fish! It is never lacking in legal musings, and is complete legitimate!

Thing of first. Why is Oleg not seeing mighty Bronco game in listings this week? Is this some joke from retarded man Goodell? Is this statement of Bronco dry spelling? "You play like mongloids! Take week off! Go suck from mother tit, jackasses!" Oleg has chance to lay with pretty gal from My Space Sunday. She offering to take Graydog bus to spend weekend laying with Oleg. Oleg tell woman "Stay in Bismarck! Oleg watching mighty Broncos!" What is sick joke here? Oleg will have blue testicles, for serious! What is deal, b****es?

Thing of second. Oleg is suspecting Josh McDanielson is sweating like whore in church house. Stupid sonofwhore! Stinking boob fish! Oleg start by liking McDanielson for getting riddance to Jay Cutler. Cutler reminding Oleg of creeping uncle in Minsk who made disgrace of Gordievsky name by touching privates of gypsy boy. This is long story for different day. It is scandal to Oleg. Believe it. But McDanielson has driving us up sh*tting creek. Who is hearing Oleg? Man who play in brothel must pay for whore! This is never changing. McDanielsson is fetid douche!

What are opinions of you fools? Is Oleg talking to choir?

Rohirrim · 11-04-2010, 06:14 PM

I wonder if Oleg is going to join the Tea Party?

McDman · 11-04-2010, 06:44 PM

I lol'd when comparing Cutler to the uncle who touched a gypsy boy.

loborugger · 11-04-2010, 07:51 PM

The meltdown wasn't complete until Oleg weighed in.

Zoobie · 11-04-2010, 08:28 PM

I can officially sleep well now.

Dr. Broncenstein · 11-04-2010, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Rohirrim

I wonder if Oleg is going to join the Tea Party?

In Soviet Russia, butthurt is you.

Dr. Broncenstein · 11-04-2010, 09:06 PM

Oskulence.... I has it.

bowtown · 11-04-2010, 09:10 PM

I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.

baja · 11-04-2010, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by bowtown

I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.

It's not me, I can't spell that good.

Meck77 · 11-04-2010, 09:32 PM

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DomCasual · 11-04-2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by bowtown

I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.

What makes you think he's not who he says he is?

Taco John · 11-04-2010, 09:42 PM

Oleg is real dammit! I can believe nothing else.

BroncoBuff · 11-04-2010, 11:53 PM

He's just some guy who prefers this identity to his own ... it's funny, so why not?

If he was a current user, Taco would've probably flagged his/her IP address by now.

Miss I. · 11-05-2010, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by BroncoBuff

He's just some guy who prefers this identity to his own ... it's funny, so why not?

If he was a current user, Taco would've probably flagged his/her IP address by now.

Maybe he is Taco....

Nahh, but I have to say I was pulling for him to win that dating poll a few years back.

TailgateNut · 11-05-2010, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss I.

Maybe he is Taco....

Nahh, but I have to say I was pulling for him to win that dating poll a few years back.

Speaking of dating, how's that x-thingy going?

McDman · 11-05-2010, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by bowtown

I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.

Horvel timing is not funny at all.

dbfan4life · 11-05-2010, 08:04 AM

A Demon Eagles and an Oleg thread in the same week. My week is officially complete!

Man-Goblin · 11-05-2010, 08:23 AM

I jump in it.

TailgateNut · 11-05-2010, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by McMan-Goblin

I jump in it.

I want one of those midget Giraffes.

Oleg Gordievsky · 11-05-2010, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bowtown

I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.

You filthy dung portal! Oleg is Oleg! And God is watching us. Never mistake this! It will be great mistake!

Good news! Lady Oleg is knowing from My Space is coming to make lay with Oleg. Oleg explaining complexity of this thing named Bye week. Lady is many understanding. Oleg will make bump humping this week ending. No blue testicles! No pretend of hand belonging to Raquel Welch. It is time to make celebrating!

Greatspirits · 11-05-2010, 11:12 AM

In Russia you dont go to Party, the Party finds you!!

Miss I. · 11-05-2010, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oleg Gordievsky

You filthy dung portal! Oleg is Oleg! And God is watching us. Never mistake this! It will be great mistake!

Good news! Lady Oleg is knowing from My Space is coming to make lay with Oleg. Oleg explaining complexity of this thing named Bye week. Lady is many understanding. Oleg will make bump humping this week ending. No blue testicles! No pretend of hand belonging to Raquel Welch. It is time to make celebrating!

Hey, did you know Raquel Welch turned 70 in September. Man, I would like to have that lady's genetics. Anyway, Oleg, gald you won't have blue balls.

baja · 11-05-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss I.

Hey, did you know Raquel Welch turned 70 in September. Man, I would like to have that lady's genetics. Anyway, Oleg, gald you won't have blue balls.

I have one blue ball and one orange ball, a painful reminder from a 1997 late night visit to Tiajuna while filled with love for my Broncos.

Public showering is off the table.

Miss I. · 11-05-2010, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baja

I have one blue ball and one orange ball, a painful reminder from a 1997 late night visit to Tiajuna while filled with love for my Broncos.

Public showering is off the table.

oh dear, I think I just went blind.

baja · 11-05-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Miss I.

oh dear, I think I just went blind.

You should see what they look like in candle light.

11-04-2010, 06:09 PM	#1
Oleg Gordievsky A man of simple Many a true word is spoken in jest. Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Surrey Posts: 166 Adopt-a-Bronco: Smith & Winston	Two things, dumbskies! Many greetings, bastards! Oleg has been many working on pyramid business extravaganza! It keeping Oleg many busy. Oleg is lover of capitalism. Sign friends on dotting line. Friends signing friends. Oleg being paid on all these fish! It is never lacking in legal musings, and is complete legitimate! Thing of first. Why is Oleg not seeing mighty Bronco game in listings this week? Is this some joke from retarded man Goodell? Is this statement of Bronco dry spelling? "You play like mongloids! Take week off! Go suck from mother tit, jackasses!" Oleg has chance to lay with pretty gal from My Space Sunday. She offering to take Graydog bus to spend weekend laying with Oleg. Oleg tell woman "Stay in Bismarck! Oleg watching mighty Broncos!" What is sick joke here? Oleg will have blue testicles, for serious! What is deal, b***es? Thing of second. Oleg is suspecting Josh McDanielson is sweating like whore in church house. Stupid sonofwhore! Stinking boob fish! Oleg start by liking McDanielson for getting riddance to Jay Cutler. Cutler reminding Oleg of creeping uncle in Minsk who made disgrace of Gordievsky name by touching privates of gypsy boy. This is long story for different day. It is scandal to Oleg. Believe it. But McDanielson has driving us up shtting creek. Who is hearing Oleg? Man who play in brothel must pay for whore! This is never changing. McDanielsson is fetid douche! What are opinions of you fools? Is Oleg talking to choir?

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11-04-2010, 06:14 PM	#2
Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,841	I wonder if Oleg is going to join the Tea Party?

11-04-2010, 06:44 PM	#3
McDman Ring of Famer Huzzah! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 3,699 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	I lol'd when comparing Cutler to the uncle who touched a gypsy boy.

11-04-2010, 07:51 PM	#4
loborugger lost in the ether Did we finally get a FB??? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The 'cuse Posts: 5,783 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	The meltdown wasn't complete until Oleg weighed in.

11-04-2010, 08:28 PM	#5
Zoobie Love Machine The John Fox trot Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Portland,OR Posts: 461 Adopt-a-Bronco: David Bruton	I can officially sleep well now.

11-04-2010, 09:06 PM	#7
Dr. Broncenstein Overdriven Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sterile Fields Posts: 11,619 Adopt-a-Bronco: Wesley Woodyard	Oskulence.... I has it.

11-04-2010, 09:10 PM	#8
bowtown Ring of Famer Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,272 Adopt-a-Bronco: Aaron Brewer	I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.

11-04-2010, 09:42 PM	#12
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,704 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	Oleg is real dammit! I can believe nothing else.

11-04-2010, 11:53 PM	#13
BroncoBuff *************** Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Seattle Posts: 25,433 Adopt-a-Bronco: QUANTERUS SMITH	He's just some guy who prefers this identity to his own ... it's funny, so why not? If he was a current user, Taco would've probably flagged his/her IP address by now.

11-05-2010, 08:04 AM	#17
dbfan4life Ring of Famer Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Las Cruces, NM Posts: 2,499	A Demon Eagles and an Oleg thread in the same week. My week is officially complete!

11-05-2010, 08:23 AM	#18
Man-Goblin Giving You The Business Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Huntersville, NC Posts: 5,589 Adopt-a-Bronco: Woodyard	I jump in it.

11-05-2010, 11:12 AM	#21
Greatspirits Pro Bowler Bridge of Sighs Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Park Hill Posts: 596 Adopt-a-Bronco: Steven Johnson	In Russia you dont go to Party, the Party finds you!!