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Old 11-04-2010, 06:09 PM   #1
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Many greetings, bastards! Oleg has been many working on pyramid business extravaganza! It keeping Oleg many busy. Oleg is lover of capitalism. Sign friends on dotting line. Friends signing friends. Oleg being paid on all these fish! It is never lacking in legal musings, and is complete legitimate!

Thing of first. Why is Oleg not seeing mighty Bronco game in listings this week? Is this some joke from retarded man Goodell? Is this statement of Bronco dry spelling? "You play like mongloids! Take week off! Go suck from mother tit, jackasses!" Oleg has chance to lay with pretty gal from My Space Sunday. She offering to take Graydog bus to spend weekend laying with Oleg. Oleg tell woman "Stay in Bismarck! Oleg watching mighty Broncos!" What is sick joke here? Oleg will have blue testicles, for serious! What is deal, b****es?

Thing of second. Oleg is suspecting Josh McDanielson is sweating like whore in church house. Stupid sonofwhore! Stinking boob fish! Oleg start by liking McDanielson for getting riddance to Jay Cutler. Cutler reminding Oleg of creeping uncle in Minsk who made disgrace of Gordievsky name by touching privates of gypsy boy. This is long story for different day. It is scandal to Oleg. Believe it. But McDanielson has driving us up sh*tting creek. Who is hearing Oleg? Man who play in brothel must pay for whore! This is never changing. McDanielsson is fetid douche!

What are opinions of you fools? Is Oleg talking to choir?
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:14 PM   #2
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I wonder if Oleg is going to join the Tea Party?
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Old 11-04-2010, 06:44 PM   #3
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I lol'd when comparing Cutler to the uncle who touched a gypsy boy.
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Old 11-04-2010, 07:51 PM   #4
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The meltdown wasn't complete until Oleg weighed in.
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Old 11-04-2010, 08:28 PM   #5
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:04 PM   #6
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:06 PM   #7
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:10 PM   #8
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I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:13 PM   #9
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I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.
It's not me, I can't spell that good.
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:32 PM   #10
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:36 PM   #11
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I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.
What makes you think he's not who he says he is?
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Old 11-04-2010, 09:42 PM   #12
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Oleg is real dammit! I can believe nothing else.
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Old 11-04-2010, 11:53 PM   #13
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He's just some guy who prefers this identity to his own ... it's funny, so why not?

If he was a current user, Taco would've probably flagged his/her IP address by now.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:24 AM   #14
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He's just some guy who prefers this identity to his own ... it's funny, so why not?

If he was a current user, Taco would've probably flagged his/her IP address by now.
Maybe he is Taco.... Nahh, but I have to say I was pulling for him to win that dating poll a few years back.
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Old 11-05-2010, 12:35 AM   #15
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Maybe he is Taco.... Nahh, but I have to say I was pulling for him to win that dating poll a few years back.

Speaking of dating, how's that x-thingy going?
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Old 11-05-2010, 03:04 AM   #16
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I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.
Horvel timing is not funny at all.
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:04 AM   #17
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A Demon Eagles and an Oleg thread in the same week. My week is officially complete!
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Old 11-05-2010, 08:23 AM   #18
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Old 11-05-2010, 10:17 AM   #19
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I want one of those midget Giraffes.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:03 AM   #20
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I don't know which one of you is Oleg, but christ do I love you. People who think that Horvel Tiki has anything on this guy are insane.
You filthy dung portal! Oleg is Oleg! And God is watching us. Never mistake this! It will be great mistake!

Good news! Lady Oleg is knowing from My Space is coming to make lay with Oleg. Oleg explaining complexity of this thing named Bye week. Lady is many understanding. Oleg will make bump humping this week ending. No blue testicles! No pretend of hand belonging to Raquel Welch. It is time to make celebrating!



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Old 11-05-2010, 11:12 AM   #21
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:17 AM   #22
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You filthy dung portal! Oleg is Oleg! And God is watching us. Never mistake this! It will be great mistake!

Good news! Lady Oleg is knowing from My Space is coming to make lay with Oleg. Oleg explaining complexity of this thing named Bye week. Lady is many understanding. Oleg will make bump humping this week ending. No blue testicles! No pretend of hand belonging to Raquel Welch. It is time to make celebrating!



Hey, did you know Raquel Welch turned 70 in September. Man, I would like to have that lady's genetics. Anyway, Oleg, gald you won't have blue balls.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:48 AM   #23
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Hey, did you know Raquel Welch turned 70 in September. Man, I would like to have that lady's genetics. Anyway, Oleg, gald you won't have blue balls.
I have one blue ball and one orange ball, a painful reminder from a 1997 late night visit to Tiajuna while filled with love for my Broncos.

Public showering is off the table.
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I have one blue ball and one orange ball, a painful reminder from a 1997 late night visit to Tiajuna while filled with love for my Broncos.

Public showering is off the table.
oh dear, I think I just went blind.
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Old 11-05-2010, 11:53 AM   #25
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oh dear, I think I just went blind.
You should see what they look like in candle light.
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