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Old 10-26-2010, 09:32 AM   #1
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:34 AM   #2
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:35 AM   #4
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I lue of the death sentence you are forced to go to a quarterback club party with Josh as your date.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:20 AM   #5
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Come on guys, Josh is just trying to set a new record. He is trying to be the first coach to have a team pass for 5500 yards and only score 10 touchdowns.

He'll get there, cut him some slack.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:21 AM   #6
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:24 AM   #7
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4th offense - throat punched



Hey, dysfunctional or not, this is still my team. Send your tickets to me if you don't want them.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:25 AM   #8
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:25 AM   #9
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Can we have a "no old and **** jokes from retarded truckers" rule?
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:35 AM   #10
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oh look the the drunk butt hurt McD groupie speaks up ........... stand by your man Dag
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:36 AM   #11
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:40 AM   #12
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:47 AM   #13
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Is it true that the Highway speed limit for CO drivers is 14 MPH but those with Oakland Drivers licenses can go 59 MPH?


That was the best I could do to save this thread for you Spider...
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Old 10-26-2010, 06:46 PM   #14
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in that case, I'll go hit 100 through the tech center @ 5am. Seems to be the only time you can really open it up through there
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:27 PM   #15
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Cut him some slack, it's hard to post with your head up the coaches ass.
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Old 10-26-2010, 07:31 PM   #16
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trucker humor? I think it's funny but I'm not sure, what's the punchline?
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:03 PM   #20
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trucker humor? I think it's funny but I'm not sure, what's the punchline?
no trucker humor would be ...... I havent had this much sex since I was a night watchman on a sheep herders drive
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no trucker humor would be ...... I havent had this much sex since I was a night watchman on a sheep herders drive
Or I haven't had this much sex since I was in the mens room at a truckstop.
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Old 10-27-2010, 01:25 AM   #22
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Or I haven't had this much sex since I was in the mens room at a truckstop.
well perhaps some day you can return and relive a fond memory ............oops .....
I hope you know I was just kidding

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