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Old 10-25-2010, 11:47 AM   #1
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Josh, how would you like to be my Mini-me?

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Old 10-25-2010, 11:54 AM   #2
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The light switch on the left is broken, and the water heater makes a funny noise...other than that you should be good. Enjoy the basement.
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:55 AM   #3
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See I told you all the plays on this sheet are exactly the same as the one I mailed you but I guess you already no that.
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:55 AM   #4
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I'll have my trainer drop off a case of KY, Josh.
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:57 AM   #5
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Mr. Cable, I have no idea what this chart says that I'm holding here. Can you tell me what it says?
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Old 10-25-2010, 11:58 AM   #6
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As an Idaho Vandals alum, I absolutely hate Tom Cable. I can't believe Josh let this no-talent hack steal a record on our home field.

Oh, uh, levity... a caption... Let's see...

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Old 10-25-2010, 12:00 PM   #7
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"Nice effing Hoodie loser. Call me when you get out of your pull-ups and ready to start wearing the big boy pants."
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:01 PM   #8
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:03 PM   #9
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No worries Jason, oh um Josh. We've got some waterboy positions open if you need a job.
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:04 PM   #10
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Well, that was fun. I'm off to beat my wife and punch an assistant. Smell ya later.
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:12 PM   #11
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Kid, the dress code is shirts with collars and real pants with belts. Even if you can't be one, show up looking like a professional. Be here on time tomorow with your kit, and I'll give you a pass on detention.

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Old 10-25-2010, 12:24 PM   #12
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Miracle McDaniels: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.

Fezzik Cable: I'm on the brute squad.

Miracle McDaniels: you ARE the brute squad...
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:31 PM   #13
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Cable: See now? When you just go limp and wait for it to end, it doesn't hurt as much. Women always end up fighting back, but not you. Heh, not you.
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:38 PM   #15
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Miracle McDaniels: Go away or I'll call the Brute Squad.

Fezzik Cable: I'm on the brute squad.

Miracle McDaniels: you ARE the brute squad...
WINNER!

Though I have to say, I don't know if that isnt' a bit insulting to the late Andre the Giant. I loved that dude.
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Old 10-25-2010, 12:40 PM   #16
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Kid, the dress code is shirts with collars and real pants with belts. Even if you can't be one, show up looking like a professional. Be here on time tomorow with your kit, and I'll give you a pass on detention.

Pat Bowlen: [experimenting McKid] Okay McKid. They say you're a coach, you're sure not much of a dresser. We wear collared shirts and pants with belts on this level, son.
[McKid trades away the talent, uses a first to trade into the second to draft a third rate talent in Fonzi Smith, fails some other **** and then lays a turd at home against the Raiders, Bowlen talks to Ellis]
Pat Bowlen: How much!?!
Pepper Leach: [looking at the scoreboard] 59-14.
Pat Bowlen: We better teach this kid control before he kills the fanbase.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:26 PM   #18
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Cable: Tough loss....there are days like this...
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:39 PM   #19
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:51 PM   #21
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Josh, how would you like to be my Mini-me?

McD: Thanks for calling off the dogs, you could have scored 80 on us!

Cable: Yeah, but then Pat would fire your ass and they might bring somebody in that could build a team here and actually compete.

McD: Hey, That's not nice...

Cable: Relax Josh and sleep well tonight knowing that you can beat at least one team in Southern California... USC... well, maybe!
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:55 PM   #22
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"hey Tom...if I have a job next year...and if you get fired...want to come coach my OL?"
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:55 PM   #23
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:57 PM   #24
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Pictured: Kyle Orton tries, and fails, to lay a turd bigger than the one his Broncos pinched off against the Raiders Sunday.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:57 PM   #25
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Sir, could I interest you in this really cool Madden cheat sheet? I got it in Boston!
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