Neck Pony Nation!!!

[Rock Chalk]

very good!

[Alkazar]

Ok, found this back on page 4. Gotta bring it back up!

[Blueflame]

Back to the top! :cheers:

[Alkazar]

Bringin it back up! :hooray:

[Crushaholic]

I've never opened this thread before because Neck Pony Nation just SOUNDED like a slam on the Broncos. I haven't read all gazillion pages of the thread, but I read enough to realize my mistake...

[Alkazar]

Originally Posted by Crushaholic

I've never opened this thread before because Neck Pony Nation just SOUNDED like a slam on the Broncos. I haven't read all gazillion pages of the thread, but I read enough to realize my mistake...

Actually, Crushaholic, it started off as a slam, but we turned it around, and now we use this thread to build up mojo for the Broncos by keeping it on page 1. So do your part by posting on here whenever you see it slipping down the page.

Moving it back to the top!

[Blueflame]

Back to the top!

[Sassy]

> > > Subject: Campaigning
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > While walking down the street one day, a female politician is
> > tragically hit by a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is
> > met by ST. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter.
> > "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We
> > seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not
> > sure what to do with you."
> > > >
> > > > "No problem, just let me in," says the lady. "Well, I'd like to,
but
> > I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend
> > one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to spend
> > eternity."
> > > >
> > > > "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
> > female politician.
> > > >
> > > > "I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter
escorts
> > her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to Hell.
> > The doors open and she finds herself in the middle of a green golf
> > course. In the distance she sees a club and standing in front of it
> > are all her friends and other Politicians who had worked with her,
> > everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet her,
> > hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting
rich
> > at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of
> > golf and then dine on lobster and
> > > > caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a very friendly
guy
> > who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having
> > such a good time that, before she realizes it, it is time to go.
> > Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises.
> > > >
> > > > The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where
> > St. Peter is waiting for her. "Now it's time to visit Heaven."
> > > >
> > > > So the female politician joins a group of contented souls moving
> > from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a
> > good time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and
St.
> > Peter returns.
> > > >
> > > > "Well, then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now
> > choose your eternity."
> > > >
> > > > She reflects for a minute, then the female politician answers:
> > "Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been
> > delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."
> > > >
> > > > So, Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down,
down,
> > down to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and she
> > is in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. She
> > sees all her friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and
> > putting it in black bags. The Devil comes over to her and lays his arm
> > on her neck.
> > > >
> > > > "I don't understand," stammers the female politician. "Yesterday I
> > was here and there was a golf course and club and we ate
> > lobster and caviar and danced and had a great time. Now all there is a
> > wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable.
> > > >
> > > > The Devil looks at her, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
> > campaigning.
> > > >
> > > > Today you voted for us!"
> >
> >
> >

[Crushaholic]

Originally Posted by Alkazar

Actually, Crushaholic, it started off as a slam, but we turned it around, and now we use this thread to build up mojo for the Broncos by keeping it on page 1.

Good. At least my instincts were correct in that it sounded offensive by the title.

[Arkie]

It's about time a politician gets a dose of their own medicine!

Does this thread have the most posts?
If so, I just set another record!
However temporary.

[Hogan11]

Back to the top with something I got via email....check this out if you don't know it already (and I apologize in advance if this has been posted before):

> THERMODYNAMICS OF HELL
>
> The following is an actual question given on a
> University of Washington
> chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was
> "so profound" that the professor
> shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which
> is, of course, why we now
> have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
>
> Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat)
> or endothermic (absorbs
> heat)?
>
> Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
> using Boyle's Law, (gas
> cools off when it expands and heats up when it is
> compressed) or some variant.
>
> One student, however, wrote the following:
>
> First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
> changing in time.
>
> So we need to know the rate that souls are moving
> into Hell and the rate they
> are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that
> once a soul gets to
> Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
> leaving.
>
> As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look
> at the different
> religions that exist in the world today.
>
> Some of these religions state that if you are not a
> member of their religion,
> you will go to Hell.
>
> Since there are more than one of these religions and
> since people do not
> belong to more than one religion, we can project
> that all souls go to Hell.
>
> With birth and death rates as they are, we can
> expect the number of souls in
> Hell to increase exponentially.
>
> Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
> Hell because Boyle's law
> states that in order for the temperature and
> pressure in Hell to stay the
> same, the volume of Hell has to expand
> proportionately as souls are added.
>
> This gives two possibilities:
>
> 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the
> rate at which souls enter
> Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will
> increase until all Hell
> breaks loose.
>
> 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
> increase of souls in Hell,
> then the temperature and pressure will drop until
> Hell freezes over.
>
> So which is it?
>
> If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
> Morrison, during my freshman
> year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before
> I sleep with you," and
> take into account the fact that I still have not
> succeeded in having sexual
> relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus
> I am sure that Hell is
> exothermic and will not freeze.
>
> The student received the only "A" given

[Alkazar]

Great one RHogan. Loved it!!

[Alkazar]

Time to bring this back up!!

[bronco militia]

[Hogan11]

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you cause I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other.
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace,
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

[Alkazar]

Gotta bring it back up! Keep it comin, RHogan...

[Blueflame]

Back to Page 1! :cheers:

[Alkazar]

Woops, had to rescue this from page 3. Keep the NPN goin' strong!

[Sassy]

Just because it's not football season...
is no reason....
for this to slide..
UP!

[Alkazar]

Thanks Sassy,

I was just about to go look for this again....

[Alkazar]

Time to bring this back up before it slips to page 3.....


UP WITH THE NPN!!!

[Alkazar]

Damn! Just brought this back up a day or so ago and it's already back on page 3!

LONG LIVE THE NPN!!

[Blueflame]

Originally Posted by Alkazar

Damn! Just brought this back up a day or so ago and it's already back on page 3!

LONG LIVE THE NPN!!

There's no better thread than the NPN for post #14,000.

Go Broncos!!!

[Garcia Bronco]

How about in your cups?

[Sassy]

Congrats Blue! :cheers: