Neck Pony Nation!!!

[NYBroncoManiac]

No matter where you go, there you are.
- Buckaroo Bonzai

History was made in the night
- Lord John Whorfin

Character is what you are in the dark
- Lord John Whorfin

Buckaroo, you forgot your over thruster
- Penny Pretty

[clarkster]

The other day I was in the local auto part store.
A lady comes in and asks
for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other
and ask, "What's a seven ten
cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on the engine.
Mine got lost somehow and I
need a new one."
"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm
thinking maybe an old Datsun
Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.
"Okay, Lady, how big is it?"
She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2
inches in diameter.
"What does it do?" we ask.
She says, "I don't know, but it's always been
there."
One of us gives her a note pad and asks her if
she can draw a picture of
it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in
diameter and in the center
she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are
looking at it upside down
as she writes it...and they just fall down behind
the counter laughing so
hard in hysterics.
One guy says, "I think you want an oil cap."

[alkemical]

LMAO!

[Taco John]

LMAO!

I got about 3/4 the way down and knew what was coming up...

That's some funny stuff...

[Alkazar]

I read that to my co-workers here and we all had a good laugh.... rofl rofl rofl

[Alkazar]

A Highway patrolman is in pursuit of a speeding vehicle. When he pulls up beside the offending vehicle, he is astonished to see the driver, a woman, knitting. Realizing that she is oblivious to his lights and siren, he rolls down his passenger window, pulls out his bullhorn, and yells"Pull Over". The female driver yells back "No, scarf".

[BroncoMatt]

Thats a good one.  It cracked me when they did it in Dumb and Dumber.

[FADERPROOF]

Dumb and dumber is a great movie. Couldn't have been set in a better city also  

[Alkazar]

[quote author=BroncoMatt link=board=News;num=1014738612;start=80#81 date=03/21/02 at 13:59:36]Thats a good one.  It cracked me when they did it in Dumb and Dumber.[/quote]
I don't remember it in that movie. I'll have to pull it out of the movie shelves and watch it again....

[clarkster]

kick his ass seabass.

[DmniRican]

Pick it up, pick it up...  8) 8)

[Sassy]

BRONCOS ROCK!

[alkemical]

If al davis falls into his pudding at lunch, and nobody sees it - is it still funny?

[watermock]

"Officer, you really don't want to take a drink of that"...Dumb and Dumber.

[DmniRican]

[quote author=amesj523 link=board=News;num=1014738612;start=80#89 date=03/24/02 at 17:26:22]If al davis falls into his pudding at lunch, and nobody sees it - is it still funny?[/quote]

I dunno, but imagining it sure is . Anyone else get a mental image of a Mr. Burns-like man in a black jumpsuit falling into the pudding and struggling for help until Smithers- er, I mean Bruce Allen comes to the rescue?

[watermock]

Callahan= homer

[clarkster]

Every 14th of February, men get the chance to display fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day, you rack
your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.

Another secret.... guys feel left out. That's right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 29th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory.... this holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love
machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.

Do Your Part!

[Sassy]

All I can say is....GOOD LUCK with that holiday, Clarkster! :wink: :wink:

[clarkster]

cant hurt to ask...

[Alkazar]

I told my wife about Clarksters suggestion......now she says I've got something special waiting for me tonight....hmmm, wonder what it might be....

[clarkster]

sweet...i told my wife, she just shook her head and walked away.whats that mean?

[iowa broncofan]

It means she wants you to think you're not getting anything, so she can surprise you later...

...that's what I'm hoping; I got the same reaction.

[clarkster]

yeah, but, i get the same reaction when i tell her im going to Toys Topless.

[iowa broncofan]

Hmmm. Maybe it's not such a good thing...

[Alkazar]

Well, I got half of the deal....unfortunately it was the steak..... >