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Old 09-14-2002, 06:32 AM   #601
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Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!

My older brother had a '66 SS-396 Impala, Red with Black Bucket seats and Hurst Stick console...

However, the rocket story, however good, is a hoax.

But its damn funny, and something that yet might be tried in the parking lot of CamaroHead Stadium...
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Old 09-14-2002, 04:58 PM   #602
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May the Neck Pony Nation Thread lead us to victory over the niner whiners, UP!
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Old 09-14-2002, 09:26 PM   #603
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Hey- isn't this another thread that's supposed to be at the top? I hope O'Neal gets a pick while covering Owens and his ego. Oh wait, here's one now...
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Old 09-14-2002, 09:36 PM   #604
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Old 09-14-2002, 09:38 PM   #605
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Let's not forget a sack for Pryce:
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Old 09-14-2002, 10:18 PM   #606
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I'd like to see Smith show up Owens in this game. If Rod Smith gets hot, good things will happen because it's hard to stop a...
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Old 09-15-2002, 12:38 PM   #608
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It's gameday, so let's put the Neck Pony thread where it belongs.... at the top!!!



Go Broncos!!! Kick some 9er butt!!


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Old 09-15-2002, 12:43 PM   #609
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THE BRONCOS WILL ROCK THE WORLD!!! 8)   8)   8)


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Old 09-15-2002, 01:28 PM   #610
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[quote author=listopencil link=board=News;num=1014738612;start=600#605 date=09/14/02 at 22:18:03]I'd like to see Smith show up Owens in this game. If Rod Smith gets hot, good things will happen because it's hard to stop a...[/quote]
Thats cool Listo! Did you buy that or make it? 8)
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Old 09-15-2002, 03:16 PM   #611
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Back to the top for the kick off!!!
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Old 09-15-2002, 04:07 PM   #612
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Old 09-15-2002, 05:00 PM   #613
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Another 'bump' for the Neck Pony thread in celebration of a Bronco touchdown!

   
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Old 09-15-2002, 07:14 PM   #614
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And back to the top again, for another impressive Bronco's win!!
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Old 09-15-2002, 10:42 PM   #615
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Time to bump the thread again.
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Old 09-16-2002, 02:35 PM   #617
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Found this thread on page 2, so I figured I'd take it back to the top with this article I received via email from my brother.


SUPREME COURT RULES EARNINGS SHOULD BE PROTECTED AS "ART"

Recognition of Pro-Formalist Movement Gets WorldCom, Andersen Off Hook
Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) - In a surprise decision that
exonerates dozens of major companies, the U.S. Supreme Court today
ruled
that corporate earnings statements should be protected as works of art,
as
they "create something from nothing."

"One plus one is two. That is math. That is science. But as we have
seen,
earnings and revenues are abstract and original concepts, ideas not
bound by
physical constraints or coarse realities, and must therefore be
considered
art," the Court wrote in its 7-2 decision.

The impact of the ruling was widespread. Investigations into hundreds
of firms were canceled, and collectors began snatching up original
balance sheets, audits, and P&L statements from WorldCom, Enron, and
Global Crossing. Meanwhile, auditing firms such as Arthur Andersen (now
Art by Andersen) were reclassified as art critics, whose opinions are
no
longer liable.

"Before we had to go in and decide, 'Is it right, or is it wrong?'"
said KPMG spokesman Dan Fischer. "Now we must only decide, 'Is it
art?'"
In Congress, all further hearings into irregularities were abandoned in
favor of an abstract accounting lecture given by Scott Sullivan, former
Chief Financial Artist of WorldCom, which had been charged with fraud
for improperly accounting for $3.85 billion.

Installing the WorldCom exhibit at MOMA

"Art should reflect life, so what I was really trying to accomplish
with
this third quarter report was acknowledge that life is an illusion,"
said Sullivan, explaining his acclaimed work, "10Q for the Period
Ending
9/30/01."

U.S. Rep. Billy Tauzin of Louisiana, however, was forced to apologize,
admitting he could only see a lie.

"Yes, well, a man with a concretized view of the world may only be able
to see numbers that 'Don't add up,'" said a haughty Sullivan. "But
someone whose perceptions are not always chained to reality - a stock
analyst, say, may see numbers that, like the human spirit, aspire to be
greater
than they are."

Several Sullivan pieces are now part of a new show at New York's Museum
of Modern Art entitled, "Shadows & Spreadsheets: The Origins of
Pro-Formalism."

Robert Weidlin, an SEC investigator and avid collector, was among the
first to peruse the Enron exhibit, which takes up an entire wing of the
museum "You look at these works, and you say 'Is this a profit, or a
loss? Is this firm a subsidiary, or a holding company?'" said Walden.
"I
have stood in front of this one balance sheet for hours, and each
moment
I come away with something different."

Like other patrons, Weidlin said he didn't know whether to be impressed
or outraged, a reaction that pleased Andrew Fastow, the former Enron
CFA
who is a leading proponent of the Trompe L'Shareholder style.
"An artist should not be afraid to be shocking," said Fastow. "As did
the Modernists, we should fearlessly depart from tradition and embrace
the use of innovative forms of expression. Like, say, 'Special Purpose
Entities' and 'Pooling of Interests.'"

Sullivan, meanwhile, said he was influenced by the Flemish Masters,
particularly Lernout Hauspie, the Belgian speech recognition software
company that collapsed last year after an audit discovered the firm had
cooked its books in 1998, 1999, and 2000.

"Lernout Hauspie simply invented sales figures, just willed them out
of thin air and onto the paper," he said. "Me? I must live with a
spreadsheet a long time before I begin to work it. You must be patient
and
wait until the numbers reveal themselves to you."

And what about the reaction to his work? "I realize people are angry,
people are hurt. But I cannot concern myself with that," he said. "As
with all true artists, I don't expect to be understood during my
lifetime."

(The MOMA exhibit runs through January 3, 2003. Admission is $8,
excluding a
one-time write down of deferred stock compensation and other costs
associated with the carrying value of inventory.)



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Old 09-16-2002, 05:01 PM   #619
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Thanks, AmesJ. I got a good laugh out of it and thought you folks would appreciate it too.
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Old 09-17-2002, 04:12 PM   #620
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Old 09-17-2002, 08:36 PM   #621
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Hey Denfan...I'm tied with you and Mr. Blue for 2nd in Pick'em 8)
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Old 09-18-2002, 08:33 PM   #623
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[glow=red,2,300] Bleed slow blows  [/glow]


 Broncos 3-0 and rolling! 8)  
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[quote author=NDGal link=board=News;num=1014738612;start=615#621 date=09/17/02 at 22:11:31]Hey Denfan...I'm tied with you and Mr. Blue for 2nd in Pick'em 8)[/quote]

cool, the way my other fantasy league pick em is going, along with my fantasy team leagues, I really need a good showing in this pool.

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