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Old 08-27-2002, 12:19 AM   #551
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Re: Neck Pony Nation!!!

Top Ten Signs You've Been Watching Too Much Football

10. You spend all your free time baking brownies for John Madden.

9. Every time you get up from the couch, you pull a groin muscle.

8. You actually watched a Bears-Eagles game.

7. You are hurled from your car after a high-speed collision and your first thought is, "Oh boy, I'm in a nice tight spiral!"

6. You sweat Gatorade.

5. Someone says, "Pass the turkey," and you hurl that mother 60 yards.

4. All your clothes are make of pigskin.

3. After dinner, you spike the plate.

2. Your grandmother falls down the stairs and you yell, "Touchdown!"

1. Hash marks on your butt.



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Old 08-27-2002, 12:36 AM   #552
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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.


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Old 08-27-2002, 12:43 AM   #553
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That was good Robb
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Old 08-30-2002, 11:21 PM   #554
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:shocked: :shocked:

The Neck Pony Nation has been neglecting our duty.... this thread was allowed to slip to page 3!!!!!

Back to Page 1!!!


Go Broncos!!!!!



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Old 08-31-2002, 11:38 PM   #555
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BACK TO THE TOP, BRONCOS!
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Old 09-02-2002, 12:06 AM   #556
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With the first "real" football games coming this weekend, we gotta keep the Neck Pony thread on Page 1 for luck!


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Old 09-03-2002, 12:31 AM   #557
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up & out - go broncos!
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Old 09-03-2002, 12:44 AM   #558
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BRONCOS WILL RULE IN 2002!




KEEP IT AT THE TOP! 8)
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Old 09-03-2002, 10:12 PM   #559
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Just sharing my favorite Bronco pic  
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Old 09-04-2002, 01:35 AM   #560
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Back to the top!





BRONCOS ALL THE WAY!!! GO BLUE & ORANGE!!!


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Old 09-05-2002, 10:51 PM   #561
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We really must keep the Neck Pony thread on Page 1!!! 8)



Kick some lamb butt!!!!!




       
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Old 09-06-2002, 12:10 AM   #562
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Are you ready for some football!!!!!! :blah:
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Old 09-06-2002, 12:11 AM   #563
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Feel free to make your own caption for that pic. It always makes me laugh when I look at it
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Old 09-06-2002, 01:07 PM   #564
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I like that...."Extra tasty the second time around." Heh....
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Old 09-06-2002, 01:17 PM   #565
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Thats a sight I cant bear to look at. Reminds me of my Navy days. 8)
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Old 09-06-2002, 01:41 PM   #566
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here's a caption: "ARGCHGCHHHHHHHGFFFBLAH"
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Old 09-06-2002, 07:52 PM   #567
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[quote author=Denver_Crush link=board=News;num=1014738612;start=555#564 date=09/06/02 at 12:17:00]Thats a sight I cant bear to look at. Reminds me of my Navy days. 8)[/quote]
:shocked: :cheers: Know thats a ****in party man!!!!! :hooray: :blah:
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Old 09-06-2002, 08:03 PM   #568
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[glow=red,2,300][/glow]

GO BRONCOOOOOOOS!!!!!


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Old 09-07-2002, 02:58 PM   #569
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Old 09-08-2002, 03:10 AM   #570
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GO BRONCOS! Slaughter the Rams! 8)

Remember:  Everytime New England is in the Bowl, the next year, the Broncos go!

We are the only AFC team to win in San Diego....


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Old 09-08-2002, 12:14 PM   #571
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UP !!! 8)
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Old 09-08-2002, 12:15 PM   #572
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WoooooooHooooooooooo!!!!  Love opening day.  Um.. 'specially when we WIN!  
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Welcome Fox!  I'm the same amesj523 @ the DPO
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Old 09-09-2002, 01:26 AM   #574
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After a big win against the St. Lose Lambs, this thread has gotta be back at the top!



GO ALL THE WAY BRONCOS!!!


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Old 09-09-2002, 10:43 PM   #575
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We have a strong horse to ride this year!!!
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