Monogamy isn't natural - The Orange Mane

Swedish Extrovert · 09-21-2010, 03:57 PM

Every ****ing time I have to kick a girl out of my bed because she's drunk and/or has a boyfriend, a part of my inner man dies.

I'm about to say **** monogamy.

(Move this thread as needed)

elsid13 · 09-21-2010, 03:58 PM

Just start sleeping with Spider and he will make you loneliness go away

Requiem · 09-21-2010, 03:59 PM

You are such a slut!

Naggle Nole · 09-21-2010, 04:02 PM

elsid13 · 09-21-2010, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naggle Nole

I am sure we can find a pic of Spider in golden thong for you.

Irish Stout · 09-21-2010, 04:09 PM

Where is the official onseason mode announcement?

Flex Gunmetal · 09-21-2010, 04:19 PM

ITT: Not reading sht.

Post a pic.

That One Guy · 09-21-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HombreGuapo

Every ****ing time I have to kick a girl out of my bed because she's drunk and/or has a boyfriend, a part of my inner man dies.

I'm about to say **** monogamy.

(Move this thread as needed)

Huh? Do you know what monogamy means?

How does you kicking a girl out of bed because she's drunk have to do with anything? Do you mean chivalry, maybe? Anything hinting at ethical?

Swedish Extrovert · 09-21-2010, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by That One Guy

Huh? Do you know what monogamy means?

How does you kicking a girl out of bed because she's drunk have to do with anything? Do you mean chivalry, maybe? Anything hinting at ethical?

Nope, monogamy. Note the part where I mentioned a boyfriend.

Guy code.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 09-21-2010, 04:24 PM

This thread is going to be legendary. Can't wait for jhiz's contrarian opinion. I wonder what it will be on this one.

baja · 09-21-2010, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Naggle Nole

Sounds to me like this thread woud be worthless with pictures.

baja · 09-21-2010, 04:28 PM

I thought he said Mammogram.

elsid13 · 09-21-2010, 04:31 PM

I wonder if Smurf met a girl from Myrtle beach

The MVPlaya · 09-21-2010, 04:37 PM

Hugh gives a thumbs up to this thread:

That One Guy · 09-21-2010, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HombreGuapo

Nope, monogamy. Note the part where I mentioned a boyfriend.

Guy code.

But, the drunk girl part?

Do you not do it just incase she's too drunk to remember she has a BF?

RhymesayersDU · 09-21-2010, 04:42 PM

el-oh-el @ guy code.

That's ridiculous.

Pontius Pirate · 09-21-2010, 04:44 PM

Sounds like you are a stud bro yeah dawg check out mah manliness

loborugger · 09-21-2010, 04:47 PM

This thread is more a statement on Smurf's life than on monogamy.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 09-21-2010, 04:47 PM

I think the OP is BF7. He's the only one manly enough to tell a story like that and want to be taken seriously.

Pontius Pirate · 09-21-2010, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HombreGuapo

Nope, monogamy. Note the part where I mentioned a boyfriend.

Guy code.

I am willing to wager that the problem you have with monogamy is less due to the girls you are with and more due to the fact you are a douche.

Rohirrim · 09-21-2010, 04:58 PM

Monogamy is okay, but I prefer a nice walnut or figured quarter sawn oak.

worm · 09-21-2010, 05:00 PM

Pretty sure the guy code states that it is ok if it happens outside the USofA.

TheElusiveKyleOrton · 09-21-2010, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rohirrim

Monogamy is okay, but I prefer a nice walnut or figured quarter sawn oak.

I have many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich monogamy.

Wes Mantooth · 09-21-2010, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatOneDenverMooseGuy

I have many leather bound books. My apartment smells of rich monogamy.

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint! Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

Kinda my name. Had to add to the conversation.

sirhcyennek81 · 09-21-2010, 06:00 PM

The anthropologist in me wants to agree that monogamy is not biologically natural for men.

The philosopher in me wants to disagree; that a higher degree of intelligence and contemplation of our own nature puts running around down to giving in to base desires.

As a man of a homosexual nature, I feel a strong impulse to sleep with whomever; to whit, I am attracted to men, who share the same impulses as I. However...I am opposed to grievous skankage, and deem self control one of my prime virtues.

Therefore, I disagree with the OP.

09-21-2010, 03:57 PM	#1
Swedish Extrovert President of the Universe Formerly known as mightysmurf Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Highlands Ranch Posts: 14,944 Adopt-a-Bronco: Joel Dreesen	Monogamy isn't natural Every **ing time I have to kick a girl out of my bed because she's drunk and/or has a boyfriend, a part of my inner man dies. I'm about to say ** monogamy. (Move this thread as needed)

09-21-2010, 04:24 PM	#10
TheElusiveKyleOrton www.dailydickpunch.com @RMoneyBadger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Steamboat Springs Posts: 9,772 Adopt-a-Bronco: "Debo" Franklin	This thread is going to be legendary. Can't wait for jhiz's contrarian opinion. I wonder what it will be on this one. __________________ Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.

09-21-2010, 04:47 PM	#19
TheElusiveKyleOrton www.dailydickpunch.com @RMoneyBadger Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Steamboat Springs Posts: 9,772 Adopt-a-Bronco: "Debo" Franklin	I think the OP is BF7. He's the only one manly enough to tell a story like that and want to be taken seriously. __________________ Nobody puts Jay-bee in the corner.

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Pontius Pirate Tampons are for pussies Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 'Nam Posts: 1,796	Sounds like you are a stud bro yeah dawg check out mah manliness

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loborugger lost in the ether Did we finally get a FB??? Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The 'cuse Posts: 5,783 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	This thread is more a statement on Smurf's life than on monogamy.

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 48,830	Monogamy is okay, but I prefer a nice walnut or figured quarter sawn oak.

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worm Great moments are born... ...from great opportunity Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 3,947 Adopt-a-Bronco: #20	Pretty sure the guy code states that it is ok if it happens outside the USofA.

09-21-2010, 06:00 PM	#25
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,668 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	The anthropologist in me wants to agree that monogamy is not biologically natural for men. The philosopher in me wants to disagree; that a higher degree of intelligence and contemplation of our own nature puts running around down to giving in to base desires. As a man of a homosexual nature, I feel a strong impulse to sleep with whomever; to whit, I am attracted to men, who share the same impulses as I. However...I am opposed to grievous skankage, and deem self control one of my prime virtues. Therefore, I disagree with the OP.