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Old 08-06-2010, 07:37 PM   #1
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... THY NAME BE BUDWIESER SELECT 55!

I've drank a lot of bad beer in my day, I'm not gonna lie. But I've finished them all. Why, because it was beer. I made a frightening discovery tonight, one I''m not really thrilled to share. But I don't think I can finish this 12 pack. This beer sucks so bad I think I'm gonna have to flush it.

Warning: Do Not Buy Budweiser Select 55. That stupid red crown should be banished from the beer kingdom. Forever!

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Old 08-06-2010, 07:42 PM   #2
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You bought a 55 cal beer and thought it would taste like anything other than bad water?

Even in my youth the worst beer I'd drink was BL or Coors Light... I've become even more of a beer snob these days.
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I remember trying the Beck 64 or whatever. Whole 12 pack and not a buzz. was like 3.2!
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uh you do know they dont even sell that in liquor stores because its not even 3.2 right? perhaps you have been owned... by your own stupidity? perhaps you should... hmmm ...dare i say... ki
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You bought a 55 cal beer and thought it would taste like anything other than bad water?

Even in my youth the worst beer I'd drink was BL or Coors Light... I've become even more of a beer snob these days.
Dude, this beer sucks to a whole new level. I opened a can, took a swig and I thought the carbonation had disappeared, so I thought I'd just opened a bad can of beer. So, I went ahead and drank, because I don't waste beer, whatever, no biggie. Then, I open the second can and same thing. So, I poor the can into a class and it foams right up! Good solid head of beer. I'm like "wow, it don't look flat." So give a can to my friend and say "what do you think?" He's like "yah, what's wrong with it, it's flat."

So, wtf?

I open another can and same thing. Now I'm like WTF?
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uh you do know they dont even sell that in liquor stores because its not even 3.2 right? perhaps you have been owned... by your own stupidity? perhaps you should... hmmm ...dare i say... ki
I bought it in a liquor store in Wyoming. I don't know the legalities of beer in Wyoming but I'm pretty sure it's 6.0 beer.
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I bought it in a liquor store in Wyoming. I don't know the legalities of beer in Wyoming but I'm pretty sure it's 6.0 beer.
I think it's beer you're supposed to drink after you're already drunk.
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I bought it in a liquor store in Wyoming. I don't know the legalities of beer in Wyoming but I'm pretty sure it's 6.0 beer.
well i guess the more you know... [rainbow] *a bunch of gay guys in cutoffs and tanktops with bartles and james wine coolers jump out and dance around "tombstone rj" for the gayest dance party ever*
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I'd still take it over any Coors product, although I know that isn't saying very much
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Old 08-06-2010, 10:51 PM   #11
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... THY NAME BE BUDWIESER!

I've drank a lot of bad beer in my day, I'm not gonna lie. But I've finished them all. Why, because it was beer. I made a frightening discovery tonight, one I''m not really thrilled to share. But I don't think I can finish this 12 pack. This beer sucks so bad I think I'm gonna have to flush it.

Warning: Do Not Buy Budweiser. That stupid red crown should be banished from the beer kingdom. Forever!

PS: This thread is for baja
I fixed your post.

Drink New Belgium, Avery, Left Hand or Tommyknocker instead.
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Old 08-06-2010, 11:47 PM   #12
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I'd still take it over any Coors product, although I know that isn't saying very much

Wow. How very Colorado of you. Coors is an outstanding beer, especially the banquet beer. The only beer I'd prefer more might be a Whatney's or maybe a Sam Adams pale ale, and I've downed suds in Europe, England and South America. Coors matches up just fine with anything in the world.
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Old 08-07-2010, 12:19 AM   #13
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I'd still take it over any Coors product, although I know that isn't saying very much
Man, you just started a war in Colorado. Get ready to put your dukes up.
Bud55 would probably be drank by you just because it is bud. 55 calories. I think water has more calories than that. I believe it is the first beer that advertises that you actually lose weight drinking it because one can and you are going to the toilet and sticking the finger down the throat.
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Old 08-07-2010, 01:50 AM   #14
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BS 55 over Blue Moon? Hardly...
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:20 AM   #15
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No offense but you guys haven't lived until you've drank real beer. None of that gassy **** that fills your stomach up after 5-10 pints.

You want fizz go drink coca-cola or champagne.
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Old 08-07-2010, 02:38 AM   #16
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Coors is probably the worst of the big domestic beers. Although that's not really saying that much since they all suck.
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From the title I thought this was going to be another tebow bust thread.
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I don't usually drink beer.. but when I do.. I prefer anything not named Budweiser, Coors, Michelob, or any other cheap nasty beer.

Give me a Guinness any day, thank you. Or better, a good imported English porter or dark lager any day. Budweiser.. I used to drink that when I was in the Army and didn't know any better.
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No offense but you guys haven't lived until you've drank real beer. None of that gassy **** that fills your stomach up after 5-10 pints.

You want fizz go drink coca-cola or champagne.
Sounds like what Jay Cutler used to talk about in the huddle.

".... On three-- BREAK!!!
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Old 08-07-2010, 07:12 AM   #20
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No offense but you guys haven't lived until you've drank real beer. None of that gassy **** that fills your stomach up after 5-10 pints.

You want fizz go drink coca-cola or champagne.
No offense Eddie Mac, but I would put up some of our micro brews against anything in the world no matter the style. I would say the US brews would beat most of your stuff hands down, in taste, aroma and flavor
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Old 08-07-2010, 07:25 AM   #21
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Flush it now or flush it later.......but I would rather stand on the back deck and go..... no neighbors around my place. (my wife hates when I do that)
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I love pissing outdoors.
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Yep, being able to hold the beer under my chin while I piss is a talent I'm proud of.
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Wow. How very Colorado of you. Coors is an outstanding beer, especially the banquet beer. The only beer I'd prefer more might be a Whatney's or maybe a Sam Adams pale ale, and I've downed suds in Europe, England and South America. Coors matches up just fine with anything in the world.
Well, for a start, I'm not from Colorado (even though I would've loved to have been) and 2: I just never cared for it and believe me...my life would be a lot easier if I could drink the stuff even on occasion.
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