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View Poll Results: My TEBOWNER is...
Flaccid. 25 19.69%
Sportin' a semi... 22 17.32%
ROCK HARD TEBOWNER, BRO. GO BRONCOS! 80 62.99%
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:02 AM   #1
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:12 AM   #2
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:14 AM   #3
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Not sure of your point... Any man with a nice TEBOWNER slays all the ladies.
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I'm watching training camp, butt naked, with a six foot TEBOWNER and a giant cheeseburger on the end of it. RAWR.
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:19 AM   #5
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:19 AM   #6
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:05 AM   #7
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:07 AM   #8
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I don't know how to embed, but RISE AND FIRE!!!!

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Old 07-30-2010, 09:05 AM   #9
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:09 AM   #10
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My Tebowner would not fit into the Holland Tunnel. In fact, it would destroy said tunnel.


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Old 07-30-2010, 09:26 AM   #12
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I don't understand how anyone could NOT. I mean, I can understand not being thrilled at where we picked him. But forget that. The fact is, the guy is a Bronco, is the most hyped college player probably in the existence of the game (if he's not the most, he's certainly ranks up there), and he hasn't played a single down yet. There's absolutely nothing to hate on the guy over, and every reason to root for the guy.
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on a scale of 1 to 10, it's a....15.
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:30 AM   #14
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I don't understand how anyone could NOT. I mean, I can understand not being thrilled at where we picked him. But forget that. The fact is, the guy is a Bronco, is the most hyped college player probably in the existence of the game (if he's not the most, he's certainly ranks up there), and he hasn't played a single down yet. There's absolutely nothing to hate on the guy over, and every reason to root for the guy.
totally agree TJ

my wife was asking last night why people are making such a big deal about it, and it's hard to explain

she basically asked after I explained it "so if he was so great in college, why would we be upset about this at all?" and although simplistic, it's a good question I can't answer

I am happy he is here myself, can you even comprehend how wildly popular this kid will be if he ends up starting and playing with the same drive and determination he did in college?

I cannot honestly think of another player that could have that kind of impact, the NFL has to be drooling at the prospect.
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:34 AM   #15
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my tebowner is a blood draining vampire. It is giving my brain just enough blood and oxygen to find pictured of Tebow to stare at. I fear I may not live much longer at this rate. There is no release short of actual tebow touch. Tebow, whilst thou heal me? just the tip?
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totally agree TJ

my wife was asking last night why people are making such a big deal about it, and it's hard to explain

she basically asked after I explained it "so if he was so great in college, why would we be upset about this at all?" and although simplistic, it's a good question I can't answer

I am happy he is here myself, can you even comprehend how wildly popular this kid will be if he ends up starting and playing with the same drive and determination he did in college?

I cannot honestly think of another player that could have that kind of impact, the NFL has to be drooling at the prospect.

Just the prospect of the guy panning out sends me into delerium. He doesn't have to be perfect. He just needs to be the grittiest SOB on that field who somehow finds a way to get it done. That doesn't seem like a stretch at all. I could easily see Tebow fitting that role.

That said, I can understand that there's plenty of reason to doubt the guy. But I'll leave that to opposing fans. Right now, it doesn't pay as a fan to have anything but hope. And I'll tell you what - having hope is a lot of fun.
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I've had a tebowner for more than 4 hours... should I consult a physician?
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That said, I can understand that there's plenty of reason to doubt the guy. But I'll leave that to opposing fans. Right now, it doesn't pay as a fan to have anything but hope. And I'll tell you what - having hope is a lot of fun.
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No. No, you shouldn't. I can't understand why anyone would.
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My "Tebowner" is so big, it's refusing to take calls from Spielberg...
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:48 PM   #22
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I can't believe only 17 people on this board have raging TEBOWNERS.
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Old 07-30-2010, 12:52 PM   #23
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I have a boner for that broad in the Tebow shirt. Good gravy.
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Just the prospect of the guy panning out sends me into delerium. He doesn't have to be perfect. He just needs to be the grittiest SOB on that field who somehow finds a way to get it done. That doesn't seem like a stretch at all. I could easily see Tebow fitting that role.

That said, I can understand that there's plenty of reason to doubt the guy. But I'll leave that to opposing fans. Right now, it doesn't pay as a fan to have anything but hope. And I'll tell you what - having hope is a lot of fun.
The optimism in your Post is exciting, and I can't wait to see this guy march us up and down the field. How awesome would it be to have a left handed Elway who has good character to boot? Can you imagine the manlove (and apologies) from Jamie Dukes if he is successful?
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Did anyone see NFL Live just before the season where that running back dude who had to retire from all those concusions said Pat White would be the most explosive/biggest impact player coming into the league because of the fins wildcat attack?

Pat White went 0-5 passing and had 81 yards rushing, a QB rating of 39.6 and 1 lost fumble with no TD's.

We just won't know what we will have until Tebow hits the gridiron. Excited to be able to follow his progress should be interesting year.
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