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Old 07-19-2010, 10:05 PM   #1
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Default The Official Tebow Religious Joke Thread

Alright I've hade it...

I'll admit, the whole Tebow religious joke stuff was cute for awhile, but enough with all of the Tebow religious "zingers" polluting every single QB related thread. This is the place to get them all out of your system.

From Tebow pissing holy water, to farting the holy spirit, healing torn ACL's with by touch etc.... give this thread your best shot.

I'll now go back to my lurking. At least I'm up to sixteen posts in 4 years
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Old 07-19-2010, 10:14 PM   #2
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I thought there was a 100 Post rule?
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Old 07-20-2010, 05:57 AM   #4
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I think I'll keep posting zingers in actual threads. More fun that way.
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Old 07-20-2010, 06:18 AM   #5
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I thought there was a 100 Post rule?
Yeah...I have yet to call "100 post rule" on anyone on this board, but this seems to be the occasion. Go back to lurking. May this thread die in peace and may Tebow have mercy on your soul.
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So...we must limit the awesomeness that is Tebow to a single thread?

Blasphemy, I say.

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Old 07-20-2010, 06:35 AM   #7
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Old 07-20-2010, 06:40 AM   #8
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Alright I've hade it...

I'll admit, the whole Tebow religious joke stuff was cute for awhile, but enough with all of the Tebow religious "zingers" polluting every single QB related thread. This is the place to get them all out of your system.

From Tebow pissing holy water, to farting the holy spirit, healing torn ACL's with by touch etc.... give this thread your best shot.

I'll now go back to my lurking. At least I'm up to sixteen posts in 4 years



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Old 07-20-2010, 07:21 AM   #9
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Sooooo...

where's the joke?

I clicked the thread for a goddamn Tebow religious joke and I'm not leaving till I get one.
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Old 07-20-2010, 07:27 AM   #10
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Alright I've hade it...

I'll admit, the whole Tebow religious joke stuff was cute for awhile, but enough with all of the Tebow religious "zingers" polluting every single QB related thread. This is the place to get them all out of your system.

From Tebow pissing holy water, to farting the holy spirit, healing torn ACL's with by touch etc.... give this thread your best shot.

I'll now go back to my lurking. At least I'm up to sixteen posts in 4 years

I find the Jesus jokes very childish and just wrong too.

Thanks for the idea but I doubt it will work out

You should post more though.




Oh and I agree 100% that we should retire #30

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Old 07-20-2010, 08:16 AM   #11
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Yeah...I have yet to call "100 post rule" on anyone on this board, but this seems to be the occasion. Go back to lurking. May this thread die in peace and may Tebow have mercy on your soul.
I was surprised as well, maybe since this was related to Tebow God had Taco John adjust my privileges.

And for Rev, not a true joke per say but...

So, who do you think I'm describing when I name off these accomplishments?
He has healed the sick
He has traveled both far and wide spreading His word
Children in foreign lands are named after Him
His simple words and small motions seem to excite the masses

These are things said by the announcers and I got confused as to whether they were talking about a quarterback on a college football
team or Jesus Christ.
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So...we must limit the awesomeness that is Tebow to a single thread?

Blasphemy, I say.

As soon as we drafted Tebow, I no longer had use for the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion (though He touched me with His noodly appendage so I may go forth to administer His word. Ramen.)

Much like you cannot put the ocean in a pint glass, thou shalt not infringe on the right to make Tebow/God jokes.
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Old 07-20-2010, 08:23 AM   #13
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I was surprised as well, maybe since this was related to Tebow God had Taco John adjust my privileges.

And for Rev, not a true joke per say but...

So, who do you think I'm describing when I name off these accomplishments?
He has healed the sick
He has traveled both far and wide spreading His word
Children in foreign lands are named after Him
His simple words and small motions seem to excite the masses

These are things said by the announcers and I got confused as to whether they were talking about a quarterback on a college football
team or Jesus Christ.



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Old 07-20-2010, 08:30 AM   #14
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We should retire retire#30.
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Sooooo...

where's the joke?

I clicked the thread for a goddamn Tebow religious joke and I'm not leaving till I get one.
I heard concession vendors in Mile High are nervous as they expect Tebow to regularly feed entire crowds using only a few bags of nachos and a couple of hotdogs.
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:25 AM   #17
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Old 07-20-2010, 09:53 AM   #18
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Old 07-20-2010, 10:29 AM   #19
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Our Tebow who art in Denver,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy football come.
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on earth as it is in Denver.
Give us this day our touchdowns,
and forgive us our interceptions,
as we forgive those who play against us,
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Pat Bowlen is the happiest man on the planet.

He gives Tebow five loaves and two fish every day and the mother****er feeds the entire team.


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Old 08-02-2010, 08:24 PM   #21
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Eh its more fun to post them in threads where overly uptight people say that blasphemy like that will hurt the team. I mean I won't name names but Maverick_7 would be a name I would use if I were going to call out a name.
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:31 PM   #22
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Alright I've hade it...

I'll admit, the whole Tebow religious joke stuff was cute for awhile, but enough with all of the Tebow religious "zingers" polluting every single QB related thread. This is the place to get them all out of your system.

From Tebow pissing holy water, to farting the holy spirit, healing torn ACL's with by touch etc.... give this thread your best shot.

I'll now go back to my lurking. At least I'm up to sixteen posts in 4 years
Doesn't it kind of have to be witty and relevant to the conversation?

That's why this thread sucks.
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Old 08-02-2010, 10:44 PM   #25
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Farting the Holy Spirit is kinda funny..........
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