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Old 06-29-2010, 09:52 PM   #1
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Default Twilight is like soccer...

A buddy re-tweeted this, and I thought it was funny:

"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."


aaaaaand...


FIGHT!
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Old 06-29-2010, 09:53 PM   #2
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A buddy re-tweeted this, and I thought it was funny:

"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."


aaaaaand...


FIGHT!
Brilliant.

I must add that Twilight is worse than sitting through a Soccer game... unless you have some friends and go MST3k on it.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:10 PM   #3
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:16 PM   #4
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:21 PM   #5
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Pretty ****in funny.

Must say, I've been swept up in the world cup though.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:34 PM   #8
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Those billions of fans can't all be wrong...


...wait, uh, nvm.
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Old 06-29-2010, 11:51 PM   #9
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Old 06-30-2010, 12:15 AM   #10
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Twilight is for fags! Oh wait. This is why the thread exists. Carry on.
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Old 06-30-2010, 05:20 AM   #11
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Hilarious.
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Old 06-30-2010, 05:34 AM   #12
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Old 06-30-2010, 05:59 AM   #13
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never seen twillight nor read the books. I will take all your man cards for doing so.....
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:03 AM   #14
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Old 06-30-2010, 06:23 AM   #15
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never seen twillight nor read the books. I will take all your man cards for doing so.....
I get an exemption because the woman won't stop talking about it:
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Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-vampir...,4980779.story
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I went to Jonah Hex last night with a few buddies (the movie blows, do not go and see it), and there was an insane line for people waiting for the Twilight midnight showing. My town is barely over 10,000 people -- and according to my friend who works there, some people had been outside since early in the afternoon. How ridiculous. The funniest thing was how many guys (without girlfriends) were actually in line too. What a bunch of homos.
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Old 06-30-2010, 11:14 AM   #24
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Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

FRUITA, Colo. - If a Western Slope woman is to be believed, vampires may be lurking in Colorado's Grand Valley.

The woman claims she spotted a vampire in the middle of a dirt road near Fruita, Colo. Sunday night. She told Colorado State Troopers she was startled by the undead being, threw her SUV into reverse, and crashed into a canal.

She was not injured.

State Troopers say the woman's husband arrived at the scene and took her home. The vampire, which was not seen by anyone else, apparently let her get away.

Troopers do not suspect drugs or alcohol to be factors in the crash.
http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-vampir...,4980779.story
But I bet you crazy was a pretty big factor in that crash.
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...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end.
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