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Old 06-28-2010, 01:46 PM   #1
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So we go drunken paintballing Saturday after spending Friday night doing the drunken debauchery with self-loathing daddy-issues skanks.



Then we arrive at the paint ball field's 40 acres and get ready







I whip some SERIOUS ass. Had a sweet flag cap in game three that involved some dodging paint balls like I was in the Matrix. Anyways, it was first time paint balling so I was like "Man this doesnt really sting when you get hit, what a bunch of pussies". So they say they have a surprise for the groom (my friend) and the best man (me). So they take us to one side of this field, and put our guns at the other. They line our friends up around us, and let them just ****ing unload on us as we run to our guns. From there they have us surrounded and i take like 100 to the back in a 5 second time span. He's in the fetal position and im just lying on the ground yelling "IM ****ING DONE!"

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Old 06-28-2010, 01:47 PM   #2
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #3
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Kinda looks like Kaposi's Sarcoma.
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We did that to my brother at his B party also. He took one shot to the neck. It looked like a perfect hickey. Lucky for him the wife believed him.

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Old 06-28-2010, 02:10 PM   #5
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Kinda looks like Kaposi's Sarcoma.
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I take it you guys didn't go to the one where you got to hunt the hot chick and if you shot her you got to sleep with her.
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Rev, are you missing the picture of you flexing your guns with the lobster in between the legs? Worthless thread without the pool side paint ball pose.
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That's awsome. I'm going paintballing this weekend myself! That welt on the hip is nasty. Someone's running a hot gun for sure. I remember one kid back in my teen years was running so hot that me and my friend were pinned behind a shed and wood was coming off the walls. He got banned. It was still awesome.
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Rev, are you missing the picture of you flexing your guns with the lobster in between the legs? Worthless thread without the pool side paint ball pose.
Conklin will be along shortly to properly chop these....Don't forget the TLJ picture Casey.
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Why are all your wounds in the back? That suggests two things:

1. You are a coward.

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He was most likely running away like a girl.
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Ouch, those welts are brutal.
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So they say they have a surprise for the groom (my friend) and the best man (me). So they take us to one side of this field, and put our guns at the other. They line our friends up around us, and let them just ****ing unload on us as we run to our guns. From there they have us surrounded and i take like 100 to the back in a 5 second time span. He's in the fetal position and im just lying on the ground yelling "IM ****ING DONE!"
Do you only buy picture books?
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That's awsome. I'm going paintballing this weekend myself! That welt on the hip is nasty. Someone's running a hot gun for sure. I remember one kid back in my teen years was running so hot that me and my friend were pinned behind a shed and wood was coming off the walls. He got banned. It was still awesome.
I'm not sure how it happened, but it was all that little burst... holy **** my body was on fire for a good minute.
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Relax, Francis I was joking. We've all been there. Besides if you're killing people right you don't get hit in front that much. I've been there. We were playing this game called Alamo where a fourth of us were the Texans and the rest Mexicans. The Mexicans could be shot but just had to go tag a base and then they could re-enter the game. If a Texan was shot he tagged and became a Mexican. We had to hold out for fifteen minutes (we didn't). I was the last one left and they all swarmed me, so yeah, I've been there.
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BTW, what happened to going to Vegas, getting drunk and hiring strippers for a naughty show?
We did that part Friday without Vegas. Confiscated everyones cameras (as a good best man should) so there aren't any to post
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Relax, Francis I was joking. We've all been there. Besides if you're killing people right you don't get hit in front that much. I've been there. We were playing this game called Alamo where a fourth of us were the Texans and the rest Mexicans. The Mexicans could be shot but just had to go tag a base and then they could re-enter the game. If a Texan was shot he tagged and became a Mexican. We had to hold out for fifteen minutes (we didn't). I was the last one left and they all swarmed me, so yeah, I've been there.
So was I, jesus you should know me better by now. And that game sounds awesome. This place was great, had 40 acres to play with and tons of different areas including one urban setting. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun. Was ready to pass out and die after I capped the flag in the third game... might need to toss cardio back into my routine.
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So was I, jesus you should know me better by now. And that game sounds awesome. This place was great, had 40 acres to play with and tons of different areas including one urban setting. SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much fun. Was ready to pass out and die after I capped the flag in the third game... might need to toss cardio back into my routine.
Yeah you think you're in shape and then you play one game and you are hating your body. And with all the gear you sweat like a pig. It's not something I can do often anymore. More like once a year maybe if some buddies are in from out of town. The welts draw weird reactions at work when they're visible and it really makes things suck for the few days after. Still worth it, but it's definitely more a teenager "sport" imo.
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Ya, so is Traveler if it wasn't completely obvious from his avy.
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