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Old 06-28-2010, 12:02 PM   #1
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I have been in contacted by a 419 scammer out of "Hong Kong". Join me in stringing this clown along. Let me know if you have any ideas.

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Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 05:54:10 +0800
Subject: Business transaction


Dear Friend,

I have a business transaction which I need your assistant, your share will be 40%; please if you are interested do contact me for more details on my personal
email:ec.vincent06@yahoo.com.hk


Vincent Hong.

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Subject: RE: Business transaction
Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:17:04 +0000

Mister Newwongsteed,

This seems like a really great time for opportunity! My great uncle Randford unfortunately passed away a month ago and left me a crap ton of cash! Dude, I am straight chillin' with this stuff....I quit my job and bought a ferarri! WHATS UP NOW! I'm all business tho, broseph. I protect my Benjamins like a mother hen protects alligator feet. Im always lookin to invest. I just bought 107 shares of BP stock...I'm expectin my British brothas to come through in the clutch like Fred Estaire if you know what I mean. Them fools gonna earn me a buttload of cash, man. I also just started up a car wash bizz so my friends can have jobs doing nothing. We makin a killin up in this fool!

Hit me up wit the d's yo. I got the cash.

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Sent: Mon 6/28/10 4:20 PM

Dear Friend,

Thanks alot for your interest in partnering with me! I sure like to tell you that we will gain alot from this transaction but there are some certain things we must do to achieve this...However let me give you a comprehensive note what this is about.

I am Mr.Vincent Hong, Non Executive Director of Hang Seng Bank Ltd, Hong Kong.

An Iraqi named Haider Hanoon,a business man made a numbered fixed deposit of Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars only in my branch.. Upon maturity several notice was sent to him, even during the war, Seven years ago (2003). Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him. We later found out that Haider Hanoon and his family had been killed during the war in Gunfire that hit their home at Mukaradeeb.


After further investigation it was also discovered that Haider Hanoon did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, Forty Four million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration seven years six months the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Be informed that the fact that you are a foreigner give you the privilege to stand in as my deceased client beneficiary as my deceased had no relation all his family died with him during the war and i can not use my relation because its not accepted here in Hong Kong. Also I am very confident that we will be able to establish the trust that is needed to complete this deal and all that I need for now is your willingness and commitment so that we can end this in the next two weeks.

What you need to understand about this transaction is that I will make sure that it passes through all international banking laws regards to this I will take care of the cost of retaining the service of my Attorney to give the transaction the proper documentation that is required to perfect the finishing.Your only obligation in this transaction is to accept to stand in as the only existing beneficiary of my deceased client and you will have to set up offshore account that can accommodate the funds with my principal bank which I will give you information later once we finalize this deal.

I hope that the above is well clear to you,if so kindly send me the following;

1. Your Full Name which will be used to prepare the legal paper
2. Your Current Home Address which will be used to prepare the legal paper
3. Your Personal Phone Number
4. Nature Of Job

Mind your names and address will be used by my Attorney to prepare the needed documents that will back you up as the sole beneficiary of my deceased client funds while I shall contact you with your phone number for further discussions.

Once again thanks for your interest and willingness to partner with me in pulling out my late client funds from my bank,I am anticipating to reading from you very soon.

Sincerely
Vincent Hong


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I'm replying to him today...you guys let me know if you have any ideas.
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:04 PM   #2
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Tell him you live in a cardboard box, so you will have to use the address of the CIA headquarters in Virginia. If thats ok?
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:52 PM   #5
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Tell him you live in a cardboard box, so you will have to use the address of the CIA headquarters in Virginia. If thats ok?
Aw! Great idea.

I used a trailer park in Oregon.
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Old 06-28-2010, 12:53 PM   #6
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Whoa! Them Irakis is rich. If Heder Heynoon got blasted, I dont give a rats crap. I'll snatch that fool's cash like Yow Ming in the clutch. I would yank that cash out of they kidses mouthes and then blast them too. Respek. I got 20 freakin vomit bag stacked full of bills and I dont care. They old but good. Thousand dolla bills. Groover Cleeland's pic is up on these bills. Im for real. I'm rollin deep. But I dont care. I'm always lookin to inves my money for more bills. Cho Cho is slingin rocks widdit and I'm makin those ends. Fiends be knockin on Cho Chos door and bringin me that cash. I tell them hey...i aint givin up the rock for free......you better sell your kids for some cash and then come back cause you aint gettin none of my rock without the greens. Its all bizness up in here. You better come strong or move to chyna, know what I mean?

Her'es my bizness setup rite now. So I got Cho Cho workin the rocks, felix is runnin my car wash, Johnny E. is runnin my Noni berry health juice thing, my boy Jack Abrimof is helpin me get my medikal mariwana growin setup, im on TV as a TV preecher and old people send me all their money, and this cat called me from jail and said he wood put my cash into invesments. I got alot so I said why not? So he inveseted a little of Uncle Randfords cash for me. He put it in accounts from off the shore. Its been awile since then, but he said he would get 2 million cash back from my 2 million but i think it takes awile. You can see......im doin lots of stuff wit my cash. Im plannin on runnin things up in hurr. Im just a white boy from the streets, but Im clutch like Yong Zhi Zhi. Ill knock down a fadaway 3 right up in your cazoozle.

My real name: MC Chester Copperpot
Address: 1001 Southeast 15th Street, Bend, OR‎
Fone: I dont have a fone
Job: Freestile bizness

Thanks, Victor Wong! email me soon an lets get this money rollin in for both of us!

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Old 06-28-2010, 01:14 PM   #7
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Chester Copperpot, nice Goonies drop.
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Tell him you don't have a Fone because of wire taps but if he needs to reach you to call any Federal pen and leave a message for Cho Cho or Felix.
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:21 PM   #9
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Now ask him for his bank account number
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Chester Copperpot, nice Goonies drop.
I can't believe I didn't catch it the first time.
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Old 06-28-2010, 01:49 PM   #11
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Dont you think Casino Royale is going to want a cut since you are ripping off his shtick? If he was here, he would tell you to reply with more ZZZZZs. Thoze are total profezzional.
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Old 06-28-2010, 02:02 PM   #12
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, too damn funny. I've had a couple of these types emails sent to me before, but just deleted them. This is actually pretty funny.
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Old 06-28-2010, 02:14 PM   #13
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Great work dude!

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Am I joke to you?....white devil? How much is that in India?

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If you want to learn how to b**** him out in Cantonese let me know (I was born and raised in HK).
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Non Executive Director?

****. I think that's my gig.
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I laughed out loud at that too. "I'm a non-decision making decider."
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