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Old 06-24-2010, 06:03 AM   #1
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Default Greatest Ebay Ad ever?

This was posted on another Forum I belong to, by a fellow who is an avid Boater and Racer-it's his Auction:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...m=140420317880
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:29 AM   #2
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It is a nice ad but if he actually stayed through all that... it's the painful punishment for stupidity. You don't give up your dignity for a woman.
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:09 AM   #3
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:31 AM   #4
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It says that's not a page, Baja.
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:40 AM   #5
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It says that's not a page, Baja.
ya it was the link given at in the song imbeded in the add supposed to have naked pics of his ex guess he took it down.
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Old 06-24-2010, 07:42 AM   #6
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Well that sucks... guess I'm going googling now...


EDIT: Not seeing anything. I'm sure they'll show up one day.

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Old 06-24-2010, 09:09 AM   #7
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It's funny but also makes him look pretty stupid.

First of all, why did he marry this chick? No one can be that crazy without at least some warning signs.

Secondly, why did he put up with that crap for so long without some recourse or retaliation. Just looking at that list, after about five of those things I would have pressed criminal charges.

She better be really hot or there is no excuse for this guy.
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:18 AM   #8
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It's funny but also makes him look pretty stupid.

First of all, why did he marry this chick? No one can be that crazy without at least some warning signs.

Secondly, why did he put up with that crap for so long without some recourse or retaliation. Just looking at that list, after about five of those things I would have pressed criminal charges.

She better be really hot or there is no excuse for this guy.
Well did you notice his ebay address was Myrtle Beach.
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:19 AM   #9
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Well did you notice his ebay address was Myrtle Beach.
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:35 AM   #10
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:51 AM   #11
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Well played...
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:01 AM   #12
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The dude should have dated a little longer. I bet she was psycho before the wedding, but she was hot in the sack.

Poor guy.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:03 AM   #13
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It's funny but also makes him look pretty stupid.

First of all, why did he marry this chick? No one can be that crazy without at least some warning signs.

Secondly, why did he put up with that crap for so long without some recourse or retaliation. Just looking at that list, after about five of those things I would have pressed criminal charges.

She better be really hot or there is no excuse for this guy.
Crazy chicks are amazing in the sack.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:17 AM   #14
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The dude should have dated a little longer. I bet she was psycho before the wedding, but she was hot in the sack.

Poor guy.
To bad her p***Y wasn't more like a cow path, they show the wear.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:39 AM   #15
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How long did it take him to type up this ad, dam it's long.
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Old 06-24-2010, 11:06 AM   #16
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Way too long...but funny. Dude should have seen this tornado coming a mile away.

I thought this was pretty well written:

And so, as all good Lifetime, made-for-TV movies go, she would send him through a virtual cornucopia of trials and hardship, until he experienced every pain that human life had to offer. Like a muscle; break it down to build it up. Her design was simple; never give an ounce of the positive reinforcement until he had fully passed all the tests of her Underworld.

Sounds familiar
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Old 06-24-2010, 11:22 AM   #17
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Dude is a total moron. He had video tape of it all while married plus he was able to break into her emails. Seems they were married for at least 18 months but if you remember all those horrible things, he should have got the marriage annulled before 12 months. He probably got royally screwed (seems he kept the house), but he could have cut the losses much sooner. I am sure his family is just as nutso as her. Dude is a push over dumbass and has no cool boat or race car to pull chicks in.
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Crazy sacks are amazing in the chick.
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Way too long...but funny. Dude should have seen this tornado coming a mile away.

I thought this was pretty well written:

And so, as all good Lifetime, made-for-TV movies go, she would send him through a virtual cornucopia of trials and hardship, until he experienced every pain that human life had to offer. Like a muscle; break it down to build it up. Her design was simple; never give an ounce of the positive reinforcement until he had fully passed all the tests of her Underworld.

Sounds familiar
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Old 06-24-2010, 09:03 PM   #20
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dude should have NEVER have married her. period. and stayed that long? pure stupidity!!
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This is one thread that really does need pictures.
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:07 PM   #23
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Old 06-24-2010, 10:14 PM   #24
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She looks like I imagined she would.
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From the ad.
What ad? I want more of this story, man!
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