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Old 06-17-2010, 07:57 AM   #1
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Default How is your game this summer?

Hello...and welcome to a wild summer. Parties, booze, boobs, music. It is that time of year. Now I have been around some guys this summer and unfortunately they didn't get their game together for summer. That is ...not good. You have to get your game on so you GET LADIES, KEEP LADIES, and Have a good time. FOCUS ON HAVING A GOOD TIME. FOCUS ON THE GOOD TIME YOU ARE HAVING. Game Tip right there. FUN FUN FUN...

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Old 06-17-2010, 07:58 AM   #2
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Hey it's demonpenz How's your game? Your game weak? Ok remember it is a numbers game. Hit on every girl ever, but have a good time. Here is a line to try out for you this summer...


Hey my buddy Demonpenz says you can learn alot about a woman from what she eats for breakfest.... Do you prefer Pop Tarts Or toaster struedels?
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Old 06-17-2010, 07:59 AM   #3
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Pop Tarts girls are girls on the go....no time for frosting.....(they are ususally slutty, so if you want to get slimed THAT NIGHT focus on that girl) Struedels girls are going to take longer to please because they like perfection.
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May I be the first to say.....

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Be sure to wash yourself down with ajax every morning, you're going to get something.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:04 AM   #6
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I have 2 favorite moves to attract women. Now if you are trying to get the best of the best like Hard body 10 or above.... make sure you show hi status. This is where I use the "too cool for school" attitude. Be careful though if you are trying to attract a girl that likes alt music..... it won't work.. Why? because hard body 10's and above like maroon 5...and you can't use maroon 5 tactics on girls who listen to alt music.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:05 AM   #7
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Be sure to wash yourself down with ajax every morning, you're going to get something.
being well groomed is a good tip...it is one that true Hustlers never forget.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:10 AM   #8
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:11 AM   #9
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if you go out tonight you can use this

How are you doing today? Did you see that lady in Seattle that got jacked in the face by the policeman? I personally thought she deserved it, you just don't **** with the cops ya know?

then follow up with this story. My friend Demonpenz is in ultimate fighting...and even he wouldn't have punched that lady in the face.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:17 AM   #10
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I remember those days, boobs and drinking, parties.

Ah to be young and in love.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:27 AM   #11
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This thread has awesomeness written all over it.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:38 AM   #12
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Another Demonpenz masterpiece. Those of you who don't have a clue, buy one and go look at the genius that is is other threads.
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Old 06-17-2010, 08:40 AM   #13
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The most frustrating thing for me as a MPH
Master
Player
Hustler

is that no one uses my advice or my opening lines on woman.

I see all these p***Ys out there not approaching woman. It is your job to reproduce.

Use one of my openings. Tell the b****es you know me.. Get slimed..

GET
YOUR GAME TIGHT

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Old 06-17-2010, 08:45 AM   #14
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I'll try some of these mixed in with mine, sure to work on big titty chicks.
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Old 06-17-2010, 09:34 AM   #15
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"get slimed" is amazing
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Boil an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping it into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60mph. After three miles, call your wife to take the egg out the pan.
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What about pickup tips for gay guys?
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Old 06-17-2010, 10:08 AM   #21
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Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of `rodeo sex`. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can `stay mounted` for.
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:16 AM   #23
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Demongame: If you treat all social interactions like you're 19 in Pogo's off of 75th, you'll be straight.
I will keep that in mind. I will have to put that in my voice recorder on my new Zune. Which brings me to the next TIP. Always have your mp3 loaded up with game tips.

I whisper into my voice recorder "I'm a winner, that's who I am...thats what I do." for 1 hour before I go out to the field. I also have sound of me punching my little sister, because that is how you have to treat hard bodies 9 and above. You have to tease them like little sisters and anything they do...just blow it off. Your in demongame now baby!
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Old 06-18-2010, 10:17 AM   #24
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from Strongtherman: Demon, let's say you have wild success with your game and have no problem getting skanks to strip naked. What do you do when they are disappointed with your limp dick?

**** happens, move on, don't joke about just keep your head up. The people who make limp dick jokes are the ones that don't **** enough to know that limp dick happens. If it happens to me I just move on and I try to move on to the next activity. Remember the girl is there to bond with you...it doesn't have to be sex. If you make it a big deal your stuff doesn't work then it will be a big deal. Try going for a walk together. You know you need excersize anyway
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Old 06-18-2010, 11:31 AM   #25
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I wish I had thought of the username Strongtherman.
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