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Old 06-03-2010, 10:04 AM   #1
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This is headed for the butt to be sure but, a friend and I were talking about movies that could be watched backwards and still make sense ...... yes, we were drinking.

a few borrowed examples

- If you watch Rambo 3 backwards, it's sylvester stallone healing people with his magical bullet vacuum and repairing helicopters with nothing but a bow and arrow.

- If you watch Fight Club backwards it's about Ed Norton changing from a crazy street person into a productive member of society.

- If you watch the Lord of the Rings saga backwards it's about a little dude who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the movie walking back to his house.

I now find myself in a text war with said friend today and I would like some backwardness to toss his way. Lame I know but, it's the offseason and it's better then another Mcd this Mcd that thread.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:06 AM   #2
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Maybe if there was a backwards movie made of me clicking this thread
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I guess you have time to think about stuff like this while you're standing in the unemployment line?
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:09 AM   #5
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If Apollo 13 were made backwards 3 dudes floating on the ocean get sucked up into the sky by parachutes then they spend the next couple days dismantling Gene Kranz's contraptions and they end up landing on earth in a Saturn V.
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Old 06-03-2010, 10:10 AM   #6
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I see what you did there...

Anyways, if you watch Pretty Woman backwards he goes from marrying Julia Roberts to having to pay her for a blowie. You could retitle the film "Marriage".
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I read a great script a few years ago where the entire movie was backwards and, while it was beautifully written, it actually made me nauseous. I dont really remember what it was about (some guy coming to grips with his role in the halocaust i think), but i know some studio bought it and its probably in development hell somewhere never to see the light of day
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If you watch Memento backwards it makes sense.
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I read a great script a few years ago where the entire movie was backwards and, while it was beautifully written, it actually made me nauseous. I dont really remember what it was about (some guy coming to grips with his role in the halocaust i think), but i know some studio bought it and its probably in development hell somewhere never to see the light of day
I think I saw a foreign film like that but that had to be 2-3 years ago.
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If you watch Jaws backwards it's about a shark that throws up so many people they have to open a beach.
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Yep you got it. Those are still the funniest.
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If you watched V for Vendetta backwards you will see a guy in a mask dispensing bullets into peoples guns while catching daggers in his hands. Along with a girl being in prison where her punishment is lessen and she grows hair. Followed by healing people with dagger stabs and swipes. Capped of with an implosion of a building.

Did I get it all?
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If you watch Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons backwards you would wonder why in the heck they would even make this movie.



edit...even if you watch it forwards you wonder that.
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If you watch The Godfather backward its about a Mafia Don who renounces violence and joins the army.
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watch a porn backwards and her face suddenly becomes clean
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If you watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button backwards it is about a giant kid turning into a tiny little old man.

If you watch Ironman backwards it is about a superhero who is in love with his secretary who travels to Afghanistan and decides to just live his life like a billionaire playboy who sleeps with super models.
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If you watch the 2009 Broncos season backwards they get better as the year goes on.
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If you watch Enter the Dragon backwards, Bruce lee revives people on some island with roundhouse kicks and nunchucks ..... then sails home to become a monk and slap kids in the head.
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1 Breakfast Club backwards is about a group of high school kids with a common bond. Those bonds are slowly ripped apart after a day in detention. In the end the teens leave separately and alone.

2 Hitchcock's Psycho backwards is about a mentally unstable motel proprietor who rescues a young woman from a lake, revives her by repeatedly stabbing her in a motel shower so she can go back to the city and return the $40,000 dollars she stole.

3 Saving Private Ryan backwards is about a group of WWII soldiers who leave a man named Ryan behind to defend a town from Germans by himself. Meanwhile, they retreat back to the coast of France risking life and limb in order to board boats back to England.

4 Shrek backwards is about a fun-loving Ogre who goes on a madcap adventure to return his love into the hands of a dragon and lose the friendship of a donkey so he may live a life of unhappy solitude.

5 It's a Wonderful Life backwards is about a happy man who discovers he doesn't exist. With the help of angel, he goes back in time to where his loving family and wonderful accomplishments never existed.

6 The Shawshank Redemption backwards is about two free men living in Mexico who go back to prison so that they can dissolve their friendship with common acts of decency.

7 Snow White backwards is about a group 7 dwarfs who hire a Prince to revive a beautiful girl. The dwarfs then get chased by an old woman and force the girl to cook, clean and sing for them. Luckily, while they're at work, she escapes and heads back to the safety of a wicked Queen who hates her.

8 If you watch Ghost backwards, Patrick Swayze comes back to life and Demi Moore gets her looks back.

9 E.T. backwards is about an alien that comes to Earth dramatically. And with the help of young boy, E.T. phones home and leaves Earth quietly.

10 Schindler's List backwards is about a man who makes a special list of Jews. He brings them to a Nazi concentration camp so they can be employees in his Polish factory. Schindler then gives his Jews over to the Germans. The Germans, thankfully, let the Jews return to their homes and leave Poland.

11 The Sixth Sense backwards is about a dead psychologist who comes back to life with the help of a boy who can see dead people.

12 Ironman backwards is about a wealthy industrialist who fights evil military bad guys with a super armored suit he created after a life threatening incident.
As the movie rewinds, the man deconstructs his superhero suit, gets captured by rebels who repair his damaged heart. He then gives the evil military bad guys the weapon they really want: missiles which can kill the rebels.

13 Reservoir Dogs backwards is about a gang of thieves who pull bullets out of each other with the help of their magic vacuum guns. Once revived, they break into a jeweler to return stolen diamonds. They celebrate their success with some pop culture dialog at a local diner.

14 The Borne Identity is about an American super agent who goes on a violent rampage through Europe in order to loose his memory.

15 Die Hard backwards is about a NY cop who, while visiting LA for his ex's office Christmas party, violently resurrects terrorists with the help of his magical weapons. Once revived, the terrorists peacefully end their siege of the building. This allows the cop to take a limo to the airport and fly back to NY.

16 If you watch Gigli backwards you still can't get your $10 back.

17 Forrest Gump backwards follows the incredible journey of a not-so-intelligent man into a not-so-intelligent boy. (It's like Benjamin Button with a much better sound track.)

18 The Wizard of Oz backwards is about a girl named Dorothy from Kansas who falls asleep and dreams about a magical land called Oz.
In Oz, Dorothy revives an evil Queen with water, covers up the lies of a wizard, and follows a yellow brick road in order to strip a Lion of his courage, a Tin Man of his heart, and a Scarecrow of his brain.
She then returns a pair of ruby slippers to another wicked Queen so that this Queen may terrorize a land of munchkins. Her mission complete, Dorothy takes off in her house only to wake up thanks to debris from a tornado.

19 Watching Memento backwards is like watching it forwards. You're still ****ing confused.

20 Guess what, The Shining is a movie you're supposed to watch forwards and backwards.
Backwards it's "a heroic film about human experience: A man trapped in the logic of ghosts is unfrozen, and is lured outside of a maze where both his wife and son proceed to 'undouble' him and assist him in his war with his self and is finally able to drive away from the Overlook."

21 Lord of the Ring trilogy backwards, it's a saga about a little guy who gets a cool ring from a volcano and spends the rest of the films walking home.
22 If you watch Fight Club backwards, it's about a terrorist schizophrenic getting his life back together and going to rehab.

23 Batman Begins backwards is about a lunatic who prances around in a bat suit till he's cured by being trapped in a well with hundreds of bats.

24 Passion of the Christ backwards, friendly Romans pull Jesus off a cross so he can have dinner with his friends.

25 Friday the 13th backwards it's about a nice masked man named Jason who reattaches the limbs of campers with his magic machete so that they can enjoy their summer.

26 Star Wars backwards it's about a kid who gets bored of space adventures and goes to live a simple life on a farm.

27 Rocky backwards it's about a superstar boxer who fights for the World Heavyweight Championship only to lose his girlfriend and end up living in a Philadelphia slum.
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Just to change it up a bit, I watched Showgirls with the sound off one day (was listening to the radio trying to win concert tickets). That movie all of a sudden became awesome!
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In shawshank you watch a man break into prison and covering up his tracks.
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