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Old 05-26-2010, 03:06 PM   #1
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Is this really anything shocking or even news worthy? One waste of humanity suing another waste?

1st Bowe now this douche!

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/r...suing-nfl-star


National Football League star Albert Haynesworth is being sued for $10 million by an exotic dancer who claims he impregnated her and then abandoned her, the New York Post reported Wednesday.

In papers to be filed in a New York court, she said that after Haynesworth, 28, found out about the pregnancy in late February, he promised to "emotionally and financially support" her.

But "after making such promises ... Haynesworth has abandoned the pregnant Silvia Mena ... He has refused to provide any emotional or financial support of Silvia Mena or his unborn child."


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Old 05-26-2010, 03:23 PM   #2
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Shanny's walking into this, as well as Santana Moss' issues with the Canadian steroid doctor. He's gotta be thinking, 'I need this **** like I need a hole in the head'.
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:24 PM   #3
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10 Million? lol How does she come up with that figure?
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:25 PM   #4
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10 Million? lol How does she come up with that figure?
Aim for the stars haha.
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:26 PM   #5
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I would be so paranoid to sleep with anyone if I was a pro athlete. I would assume every one of them just wanted my seed to get a child support check.
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10 Million? lol How does she come up with that figure?
Kids and crack are expensive...
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:41 PM   #7
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I would be so paranoid to sleep with anyone if I was a pro athlete. I would assume every one of them just wanted my seed to get a child support check.
I agree, are these guys just blowing and crossing their fingers?
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:45 PM   #8
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It doesn't take a scientist to tell these kind of women from the rest of the herd, the first hint should be that she's an EXOTIC DANCER, wait what was that? AN EXOTIC DANCER. If you are gonna be bumping uglies with strippers and other hoodlums at least wear a rubber, it's not that hard of a concept.
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... I would assume every one of them just wanted my seed....
Doesn't this happen every year around Training Camp?
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:49 PM   #10
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Shanny's walking into this.....
After years of dealing with guys like Travis Henry, I think Shanahan is more then prepared to deal with anything that comes his way via the players.
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After years of dealing with guys like Travis Henry, I think Shanahan is more then prepared to deal with anything that comes his way via the players.
He is dusting off the lie dector...
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:54 PM   #12
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He is dusting off the lie dector...
They don't know what he's capable of.
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Shanny's always stood behind his players. It's why they respect him.

I predict he'll gather the media for a field trip to the film room and display how this was obviously entrapment.
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Old 05-26-2010, 04:06 PM   #14
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worthless without pictures.. EVERY SINGLE story like this should come with pictures.

another question:

so are these guys who keep impregnating filthy women:

A. infested with all sorts of STDS

or

B. victims of the old needle to the condom trick
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Monkey: Marmosets are tiny South American monkeys. The fathers take care of their babies from birth. When the marmoset is born, the father cleans it, then carries it to the mother only when it needs to be nursed. When the baby can eat solid food, the father will feed it.

I guess I owe monkeys an apology for ever comparing NFL players to them.
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$10 million

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$10 million

rubber

So hard to choose.
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Kids and crack are expensive...
What the hell does she want a basketball sized rock
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Old 05-26-2010, 05:50 PM   #18
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http://bleacherreport.com/articles/3...rt-haynesworth

She's hot....but $10mil is a bit excessive...downtown Denver you can get that for...

well, lets just say she's priced herself out of the market.

Who invented pre marital sex anyway?
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Old 05-26-2010, 06:33 PM   #19
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All it takes is a paternity test to prove who the real idiot is.
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I guess $10 million makes it all right.

Wait, a woman can sue a guy for getting her pregnant? I can see suing for child support, but she can sue just because he knocked her up? Um... wasn't she a part of making that child? Does that work both ways. Some chick gets knocked up and the dude sues her for stress or something
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:56 PM   #21
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Is this really anything shocking or even news worthy? One waste of humanity suing another waste?

1st Bowe now this douche!

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/r...suing-nfl-star


National Football League star Albert Haynesworth is being sued for $10 million by an exotic dancer who claims he impregnated her and then abandoned her, the New York Post reported Wednesday.

In papers to be filed in a New York court, she said that after Haynesworth, 28, found out about the pregnancy in late February, he promised to "emotionally and financially support" her.

But "after making such promises ... Haynesworth has abandoned the pregnant Silvia Mena ... He has refused to provide any emotional or financial support of Silvia Mena or his unborn child."


More here if you want it:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/r...suing-nfl-star
Guys with a little power and prestige have been knocking up women and hauling ass for ages before A) the modern NFL and its outrageous paychecks, B) the modern press with its ability communicate the trivial across continents and C) John Q. Public's insatiable appetite for seedy celebrity news.
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I guess $10 million makes it all right.

Wait, a woman can sue a guy for getting her pregnant? I can see suing for child support, but she can sue just because he knocked her up? Um... wasn't she a part of making that child? Does that work both ways. Some chick gets knocked up and the dude sues her for stress or something
This.
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It doesn't take a scientist to tell these kind of women from the rest of the herd, the first hint should be that she's an EXOTIC DANCER, wait what was that? AN EXOTIC DANCER. If you are gonna be bumping uglies with strippers and other hoodlums at least wear a rubber, it's not that hard of a concept.
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Old 05-26-2010, 09:52 PM   #24
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Monkey: Marmosets are tiny South American monkeys. The fathers take care of their babies from birth. When the marmoset is born, the father cleans it, then carries it to the mother only when it needs to be nursed. When the baby can eat solid food, the father will feed it.

I guess I owe monkeys an apology for ever comparing NFL players to them.
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$10 million

rubber

$10 million

rubber

So hard to choose.

$10 mil

Dont dip the wick.

$10 mil

Dont dip the wick.

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