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Old 05-25-2010, 08:19 PM   #1
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Default The Mullet Thread...

In honor of the highest profile mullet in the NFL, "Alas poor mullet, I knew him well..."

Vikings DE Jared Allen cuts off his mullet with wedding coming up
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Jared Allen's mullet is now a thing of the past.

The Vikings' Pro Bowl DE cut down his long-haired style of locks in anticipation of his upcoming nuptials.

"The things men do for love," Allen said of the cut.

Maybe he gave a hint of the coming demise of the mullet in February. Allen said then that if he had made the cover of EA Sports' Madden NFL 11 video game, he would have straightened the mullet.

Allen had previously espoused the virtues of the mullet and explained what he thinks when he encounters someone with one:

"I approach you from the front and you're like 'wow this dude's pretty serious. Then I walk away and you're like 'damn, he the likes to party, with two Rs."

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Old 05-25-2010, 08:20 PM   #2
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Damn Brotha' what u thinkin' shaving your mullet for a girl? She's just a girl...
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Dam wish I could find a photo of a mullet in Walmart.
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Don't know how I missed those in my sreach, you can find a mullet at any of the marts.

Walmart, Kmart, Steinmart.
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:10 PM   #6
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Jared Allen is hilarious.

...and should be a Bronco.
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Old 05-25-2010, 09:27 PM   #7
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...and should be a Bronco.
Poor mans Dumervil.

Although I do agree that he is a beast.
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:12 PM   #8
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:15 PM   #9
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Old 05-25-2010, 10:44 PM   #10
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Default Jared Allen cut the mullet!

In anticipation of his upcoming wedding, Vikings DE Jared Allen did what some fans may view as the unthinkable: his mullet is no more.

“The things men do for love,” Allen said.




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I dug the mullet...
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Old 05-25-2010, 11:54 PM   #11
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Expect a poor year from him now...
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Old 05-26-2010, 02:27 AM   #13
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He can just grow it back when the wedding is over.
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Old 05-26-2010, 03:13 AM   #15
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Clady's play dropped off significantly when he cut his hair.

Gave up his first career sack in the very next game he played, I believe.
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He can just grow it back when the wedding is over.
Right. I'm sure the wifey has given the OK to the mullet as soon as the pictures are taken. That's how women work.
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Old 05-26-2010, 05:18 AM   #17
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Right. I'm sure the wifey has given the OK to the mullet as soon as the pictures are taken. That's how women work.


Women work?!?
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Old 05-26-2010, 06:46 AM   #18
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Old 05-26-2010, 07:15 AM   #19
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Poor mans Dumervil.

Although I do agree that he is a beast.
poor mans dumerville
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Poor mans Dumervil.

Although I do agree that he is a beast.
For as much as the Vikings are paying him I'm sure poor can never enter the equation.
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:40 AM   #22
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Jim Rome held a funeral for the mullet today.
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Old 05-26-2010, 10:50 AM   #25
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The mullet is becoming a fad in high schools right now. It's kind of looked at a funny joke, but pretty soon it's going to make a comeback where you'll see people sporting them more frequently.
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