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Old 05-23-2010, 10:28 PM   #1
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Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

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Old 05-23-2010, 10:31 PM   #2
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He's like Samson, only with sperm instead of hair... once he loses it, he loses his superpowers.
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:31 PM   #3
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That isn't nor ever was his girlfriend.
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:31 PM   #4
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Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.


They are that way naturally.

Its entirely possible the dude has been laid before.

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Old 05-23-2010, 10:32 PM   #6
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:38 PM   #7
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Old 05-23-2010, 10:57 PM   #8
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Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

... I've seen that kinda thing ruin a man, burn him straight to the ground.




And, errr ... speaking of grapefruits, what kind of low-hanging fruit is that?!
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:08 PM   #9
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Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

Yeah, he could start being late for team meetings
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:15 PM   #10
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We need this kind of crap why Smurf, grow up bro
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I believe alcohol was involved for the conception, gestation and birthing of this thread.


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Old 05-23-2010, 11:34 PM   #12
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:52 PM   #13
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I have a hard time believing he's a virgin, I mean look at that rack, I wouldn't be able to take it.
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Old 05-23-2010, 11:53 PM   #14
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I have a hard time believing he's a virgin, I mean look at that rack, I wouldn't be able to take it.

His eyes are forward at the camera. Not down. This underscores the awesomeness that is Tebow.

Also adds circumstantial evidence to my Tebow is Gay-o theory.


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Old 05-24-2010, 12:56 AM   #15
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His eyes are forward at the camera. Not down. This underscores the awesomeness that is Tebow.

Also adds circumstantial evidence to my Tebow is Gay-o theory.


Tebow is not gay.

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Old 05-24-2010, 01:20 AM   #16
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Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.

I have decided fhat I will take the bullet for the greatness that is Tebow and sleep with this young lady so that his power may live on !!!
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Old 05-24-2010, 05:39 AM   #17
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That isn't nor ever was his girlfriend.
She milked that picture though and got onto Playboy.

Meet Erin Drewes.



Yes... she's painted with a Florida Tebow jersey.

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Old 05-24-2010, 06:40 AM   #18
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Anyone else think that once he gets some, his attitude toward football will be drastically altered?

Sex tends to alter your priorities... his balls have got to be the size of grapefruits right now.
He's probably Nocturnal Emission Man, ruining a pair of shorts each night
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And, errr ... speaking of grapefruits, what kind of low-hanging fruit is that?!
Those melons are the only saving grace (no pun intended) of this thread...
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:34 AM   #21
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It's totally not related to this thread. It really isn't, but has anyone ever drank bong water before? What are the effects?
for real?
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Old 05-24-2010, 08:58 AM   #22
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Tebow is not gay.

How do you know?


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Old 05-24-2010, 09:04 AM   #23
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How do you know?


See, this is how are society works. Just because Tebow isn't banging every bimbo in Florida does not mean he is a closet gay.

I went for about 3 years without a girlfriend once and my brother's ex-wife started telling my brother I was gay and just in the closet. Whatever...
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Old 05-24-2010, 09:05 AM   #24
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See, this is how are society works. Just because Tebow isn't banging every bimbo in Florida does not mean he is a closet gay.

I went for about 3 years without a girlfriend once and my brother's ex-wife started telling my brother I was gay and just in the closet. Whatever...
You sound pretty gay there.
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You sound pretty gay there.
Thems were slim times for me brah...
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