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Old 05-21-2010, 04:33 PM   #1
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I've been traveling thru europe trying to find myself and seem to have lost all track of my broncos. Ok actually I've never been to europe but I hear its nice in the spring. Last news I remember was we traded for that gay qb. Anyone who could give me a recap of the offseason it would be great
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:35 PM   #2
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Just get to Myrtle Beach for some hillbilly sex and you wont care about anything else.
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They traded for a gay QB but also drafted a another to mentor him and give him therapy for his gay affliction........
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:39 PM   #4
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They traded for a gay QB but also drafted a another to mentor him and give him therapy for his gay affliction........
Well atleast they will leave the rest of the team alone.
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Old 05-21-2010, 04:41 PM   #5
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Just get to Myrtle Beach for some hillbilly sex and you wont care about anything else.
Ah broncocalijohn how have you been.

I was looking at your avatar and forgive me if I'm mistaken but isnt the goal 300 each game? Seems like you've fallen abit short
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Old 05-21-2010, 05:02 PM   #6
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They traded for a gay QB but also drafted a another to mentor him and give him therapy for his gay affliction........
Tim Tebow will lay hands on Brady Quinn and then...
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Old 05-21-2010, 05:19 PM   #7
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The return of Dortoh! Jason_in_La is looking for deer porn, and I think you're the man to help him.
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Can Hotrod succeed with MCD?
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Old 05-21-2010, 05:27 PM   #10
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Can Hotrod succeed with MCD?
yes, if McD is willing to bring back Mustard.
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Old 05-21-2010, 05:36 PM   #11
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:32 PM   #12
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Well Baja left. now you are back. Is that a coincidence? Can't really imbed a poll, but maybe you should start one like this:

Baja left. Hotrod's back. Why?
1. Baja is jealous of Hotrod's use of the poll
2. Baja and Hotrod are the secret IDs of the Ambiguously Gay Duo (Tebow and Quinn)
3. Baja and Hotrod are split personalities of The Reverend and cannot coexist at the same time
4. It's all Brian Griese's fault.
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Old 05-21-2010, 10:58 PM   #13
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Well Baja left. now you are back. Is that a coincidence? Can't really imbed a poll, but maybe you should start one like this:

Baja left. Hotrod's back. Why?
1. Baja is jealous of Hotrod's use of the poll
2. Baja and Hotrod are the secret IDs of the Ambiguously Gay Duo (Tebow and Quinn)
3. Baja and Hotrod are split personalities of The Reverend and cannot coexist at the same time
4. It's all Brian Griese's fault.
If 2 is the case, I fear there are many secret ID's of Ambiguously Gay Duo's in here...that said, it's kind of an oxymoron to detail a 'gay' as ambiguous...most of them are loud and proud, just fyi.
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Old 05-22-2010, 12:14 AM   #14
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If 2 is the case, I fear there are many secret ID's of Ambiguously Gay Duo's in here...that said, it's kind of an oxymoron to detail a 'gay' as ambiguous...most of them are loud and proud, just fyi.
ever watch SNL, it's a cartoon on there called the Ambiguously Gay Duo, just fyi. And it's a nod at the campy gayness of the Batman TV show.

and besides, ever been to England? there are a lot of English guys that seem gay, but really they are just English. just kidding my British friends.
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Old 05-22-2010, 01:48 AM   #15
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Well Baja left. now you are back. Is that a coincidence? Can't really imbed a poll, but maybe you should start one like this:

Baja left. Hotrod's back. Why?
1. Baja is jealous of Hotrod's use of the poll
2. Baja and Hotrod are the secret IDs of the Ambiguously Gay Duo (Tebow and Quinn)
3. Baja and Hotrod are split personalities of The Reverend and cannot coexist at the same time
4. It's all Brian Griese's fault.
It's definitely all Griese's fault...
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Where the fudge is McDortoh anyway?
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Old 06-08-2010, 11:30 AM   #17
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Old 06-08-2010, 11:54 AM   #18
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Well Baja left. now you are back. Is that a coincidence? Can't really imbed a poll, but maybe you should start one like this:

Baja left. Hotrod's back. Why?
1. Baja is jealous of Hotrod's use of the poll
2. Baja and Hotrod are the secret IDs of the Ambiguously Gay Duo (Tebow and Quinn)
3. Baja and Hotrod are split personalities of The Reverend and cannot coexist at the same time
4. It's all Brian Griese's fault.
3. Would be such a fantastic plot twist to end a movie.

Brb calling M Knight Shamamahsaldmasingtuiebnlan
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Old 06-08-2010, 11:55 AM   #19
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Brb calling M Knight Shamamahsaldmasingtuiebnlan
Maybe I should call a different director. M Knight would just white wash the cast when cultural clues clearly show us that Baja should be played by a latino.
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Maybe I should call a different director. M Knight would just white wash the cast when cultural clues clearly show us that Baja should be played by a latino.
I agree, get a different director, but really only because M. NitieNite Shamalamabingbang would make it a ridiculous twist ending which would result in you being Dortoh's twin who somehow is also his son, but is really dead but only seen by a village full of people who think they live in the 1800s, wear tinfoil hats but really live in present day somewhere but are too stupid to hear the cars or smog or any other signal of modern life.
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Old 06-08-2010, 02:42 PM   #21
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The return of Dortoh! Jason_in_La is looking for deer porn, and I think you're the man to help him.


I don't know what that's in reference to or how to respond to it. But it is pretty funny.
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Old 06-08-2010, 03:48 PM   #22
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Can I just say the Chad Mustard thing was hilarious? The dude in the glasses lying to him in the restaurant was priceless.
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I don't know what that's in reference to or how to respond to it. But it is pretty funny.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthr...ight=deer+porn
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That's right. lol. I was expecting something a little funnier from that video and I wouldn't be shocked if Hotrod or Spider did have deer porn.
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That's right. lol. I was expecting something a little funnier from that video and I wouldn't be shocked if Hotrod or Spider did have deer porn.
I am sure they would let you borrow "Doe got back" if you asked really nicely.
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