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Old 05-19-2010, 12:18 PM   #1
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Default OT: "The Pukiest, Poopiest, Sexiest Spring Formal Ever"

http://deadspin.com/5534166/miami-un...ng-formal-ever

Miami University Had The Pukiest, Poopiest, Sexiest Spring Formal Ever

On April 9, 2010, Miami University's Pi Beta Phi fraternity for women held a spring formal at the quaint Lake Lyndsay Lodge in Hamilton, Ohio. The sloppy, slutty details of what transpired that boozy enchanted evening are tremendous.



The letter you see first was written by Lake Lyndsay operator, Lyndsay Rapier-Phipps, to the Dean's office at Miami University. In the last couple days, this letter popped up online. Phipps references Phi Delta Phi, but the featured sisters in this instance are actually Pi Beta Phi, better known as "Pi Phis". I contacted Phipps yesterday to confirm every completely ridiculous detail she states in the letter actually occurred. "Yes," she said. "You're like the 14th person who's called me today."



Like most bus rides to fraternity formals, the guys and gals pounded Natty Lights and other booze most of the way there and were completely obliterated before they even stepped foot inside Lake Lyndsay, which is about 20-30 minutes away from Miami University's campus. Phipps said the damages both inside and outside the palatial lake area lodge (which was hosting a non-alcoholic wedding at 8 a.m. the next morning) were not the most disturbing part of the evening, but more "the overall behavior of the students." As you can tell from the detailed description in her letter, both male and female attendees went completely nuts: puking on themselves, breaking crystal vases, decapitating stone lion statues, urinating in sinks, pooping on the side of the building, screwing in the caterer closet, boinking in the beach house. "They were out of control," Phipps said.



Even though Phipps threatens in the letter to go to the local papers with this incident, she never did. She's still unaware how her letter popped up online but she doesn't seem to worried about putting this story out there, even though both she and her husband are proud Miami University alums.



The end result of all this? Well the national Zeta sisters ain't happy: From the formal news release:

"The Ohio Zeta Chapter of Pi Beta Phi was founded in 1945 with more than 1,900 proud Pi Beta Phi alumnae. "The alumnae join Fraternity leadership in expressing great disappointment in the decisions of a few chapter members who have completely disregarded the values in which Pi Beta Phi was founded," Grand President Mary Loy Tatum said. "They have placed their chapter in jeopardy with Miami University and Pi Beta Phi."
Not surprisingly, as you'll see in the news release on their site, the Ohio Zeta chapter was suspended for one year due to their behavior at the formal in an attempt to "change the culture" of their historic fraternity for value-focused women. Good luck with that.


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On a side note, isn't this the school that Ben Roethlisberger went to?
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:39 PM   #2
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It's the U. What did they expect?
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:42 PM   #3
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Roth went to university of findlay in iowa or somewhere. I am pretty darn sure. The only reason I know this is I almost played hockey there and they were telling me about star players they had.
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:44 PM   #4
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It's the U. What did they expect?
It's Miami of Ohio that they're talking about.

Rothlisberger went to that school.
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:45 PM   #5
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Roth went to university of findlay in iowa or somewhere. I am pretty darn sure. The only reason I know this is I almost played hockey there and they were telling me about star players they had.

Check that. I remember now. He went to highschool in finlay- which is ohio. Not college.
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Old 05-19-2010, 12:46 PM   #6
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The part I don't understand is why the facility manager didn't call the police and shut it all down much earlier.
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:16 PM   #7
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The part I don't understand is why the facility manager didn't call the police and shut it all down much earlier.
even though both she and her husband are proud Miami University alums.
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:22 PM   #8
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Kids these days...
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:24 PM   #9
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Should have taken photographs of the damage, presented those with the letter to the university directly with a bill for the damages. Someone will pay for it.


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Old 05-19-2010, 01:28 PM   #10
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About 1,000 miles to the North of the U, actually.

I've gone to events like these and they're all usually a disgrace, but this takes the cake haha.
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:30 PM   #11
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That's be a long bus ride, man. No wonder they were all drunk. They would have been in the bus for 30 hours.
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Old 05-19-2010, 01:37 PM   #12
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Okay, okay. Geez, everybody expects perfection these days. WTF are they doing naming some place in Ohio, Miami, anyway? What is that, wishful thinking?
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Old 05-19-2010, 02:00 PM   #13
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Should have taken photographs of the damage, presented those with the letter to the university directly with a bill for the damages. Someone will pay for it.


bingo. don't write some sob story letter.
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Old 05-19-2010, 02:11 PM   #14
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I wish she would have named the girls by first and last name. There are some maners here that would love to go out with these lovely ladies.
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