|05-11-2010, 11:29 AM||#1|
Ring of Famer
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south of town
Strip club wants to welcome LeBron James to NY
When negotiating a free-agent contract, it's common practice to seek a no-trade clause, performance incentives and bonuses for a championship. In the case of LeBron James, another fringe benefit is being extended if he opts to go to the New York Knicks next season.
Scores, a "gentleman's club" in Manhattan that is hyped often by Howard Stern, is offering the following if LeBron joins Spike Lee's favorite team: A lifetime pass to receive free lap dances; a dedicated "LeBron James Day" where each girl will wear his jersey when stepping onto stage; a lifetime pass for complimentary dinners.
We expect to hear a counteroffer from one of Cleveland's flesh-oriented clubs shortly. And this certainly beats those lame bets made between mayors of competing cities.
|05-11-2010, 11:54 AM||#3|
Join Date: Mar 2004
Good thing he plays basketball because, somewhere, right now, Roger Goodell is writing up a rider to the next CBA that will cause something like this to count against the local NFL team's salary cap.