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Old 05-09-2010, 04:15 PM   #1
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Old 05-09-2010, 04:25 PM   #2
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That's not a Mass. Tebow is a protestant.

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Old 05-09-2010, 04:40 PM   #3
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That's not a Mass. Tebow is a protestant.
Really insightful stuff there. I take it you gathered a lot from the Mass?
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Really insightful stuff there. I take it you gathered a lot from the Mass?
So you're a Chief fan?
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Didn't you hear, Tim's a Catholic!

(Just don't mention he gives a very standard evangelical protestant Gospel calling)
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:03 PM   #7
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wow... did u see how many times he passed the mic back and forth from hand to hand. It was so distracting I couldnt even focus on what he was saying. He was definately nervous and buckled under pressure. This is a bad oman. Tebow == bust!
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tim is christian dummys
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:09 PM   #9
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Classic! I love when dummies (notice the correct way to spell dummies) see joke threads and come in guns blazing spraying down people with the serious! When in reality it was one dummy (again notice the correct usage of dummy) who called it Mass!


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Old 05-09-2010, 05:12 PM   #10
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Really insightful stuff there. I take it you gathered a lot from the Mass?


dude, there wasn't really that much to take away from that mass. He wasted a lot of time on non-religious stuff, I mean really, WTF did the story about his agent have to do with Mother's Day?

As for the actual religious content of his talk, it just contained the generic let JC into your heart and you'll be good stuff. No offense, but really, it's not all that inspiring or novel. He's still young, and I'm sure it must be an acquired skill, so maybe he'll get better at it. I dunno. Then again, maybe the "skills" he has is all it takes because that's all I ever see televangelists saying also...
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So you're a Chief fan?
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dude, there wasn't really that much to take away from that mass. He wasted a lot of time on non-religious stuff, I mean really, WTF did the story about his agent have to do with Mother's Day?

As for the actual religious content of his talk, it just contained the generic let JC into your heart and you'll be good stuff. No offense, but really, it's not all that inspiring or novel. He's still young, and I'm sure it must be an acquired skill, so maybe he'll get better at it. I dunno. Then again, maybe the "skills" he has is all it takes because that's all I ever see televangelists saying also...
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You lost me.

Since you conflate denominations, it's like saying, "Broncos? Chiefs? What's the difference, they're both football."
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Looks like Tebow is growing a neck beard, guess Orton is on his way out.
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Old 05-09-2010, 05:52 PM   #14
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Since you conflate denominations, it's like saying, "Broncos? Chiefs? What's the difference, they're both football."
Ok, now you're talking crazy.

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Looks like Tebow is growing a neck beard, guess Orton is on his way out.
Very interesting take from the video. A "sign" of things to come!
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Ok, now you're talking crazy.



Very interesting take from the video. A "sign" of things to come!
I know, I'm terrible at that.
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He's not Catholic.

And for the twit that said "hes christian dummys"...Catholics are Christian you assplug.

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Old 05-09-2010, 06:19 PM   #18
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What I learned in this thread:

Tebow is a Jew.
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So wait, he's a terrorist?
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So wait, he's a terrorist?
For 31 NFL franchises, yes.
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(Just don't mention he gives a very standard evangelical protestant Gospel calling)
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No, the Palestinians are. ask Gaff
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I knew this was all to good to be true. Tebow practicing on high school football fields on his own time, studying the play book every second he is awake, working on his throwing mechanics, saving babies, feeding the poor, etc...... He doesnt have time for this crap!
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Uberbronco man, have you heard of the protestant reformation?

I don't blame you for not knowing about it, since it did happen in the 16th century, but Luther's 90 theses really did shake up the religious institution at the time. In fact, Luther is the reason why we have different translations of the Bible today!

I realize this doesn't have anything to do with the Broncos, but considering Tebow is one of Luther's faithful followers, I'd say it does.
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Eevryone just continues to convinietly ignore that Tebow tried to kill his mother.
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