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View Poll Results: Who is sexier
Brady Quinn 11 21.15%
Tim Tebow 17 32.69%
Kyle Orton 24 46.15%
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:36 PM   #26
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**** it.

I picked Tebow because that energy would be amazing in the sack.

Quinn is second because I would need something pretty to look at cleaning my pool.

Orton third because while drunken sex is fun, I would want to remember it the next day. And booze breath makes me yak.

I'm gonna take your word for it.
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Old 05-07-2010, 11:36 PM   #27
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Tebow, followed by Quinn, then Orton.

I could elaborate, but feel that would be counterproductive to my standing as a dude who knows football but just so happens to be gay.

You just want to be the one to break Tebow in and take his ass cherry.
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Old 05-08-2010, 12:31 AM   #30
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Can I have all of them plus a former QB so I can have a different one for each day of the week? except Sunday, because that is a holy day of football obligation.

Tuesday and Thursdays are Tebowned days
Monday and Wednesday - Brady Quinn
Friday Night Lights Out - Kyle Orton
Saturday - Jake the Snake at least once because I want to see how well his pornstache lives up to that name and obviously, the snake portion, plus he plays handball now which makes me think he might have an additional skill set that could be helpful.

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You just want to be the one to break Tebow in and take his ass cherry.

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Old 05-08-2010, 11:41 AM   #32
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Well, I'm not INTO dudes. Long story and it involves an EX-Priest and .....
Wait....



Like I said....NOT into dudes...!
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Can I have all of them plus a former QB so I can have a different one for each day of the week? except Sunday, because that is a holy day of football obligation.

Tuesday and Thursdays are Tebowned days
Monday and Wednesday - Brady Quinn
Friday Night Lights Out - Kyle Orton
Saturday - Jake the Snake at least once because I want to see how well his pornstache lives up to that name and obviously, the snake portion, plus he plays handball now which makes me think he might have an additional skill set that could be helpful.

I hear that Jamarcus the Hut is Free now. And girll....He's RICH!
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:48 AM   #34
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Weeeell...

I'd say Quinn to bite on endlessly.
Tebow next with a sub sandwich.
Orton for sloppy seconds (but only with eyes closed)

This is a perfectly pervy thread, btw. USDA Weirdo approved.
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Old 05-08-2010, 01:19 PM   #35
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Can I have all of them plus a former QB so I can have a different one for each day of the week? except Sunday, because that is a holy day of football obligation.

Tuesday and Thursdays are Tebowned days
Monday and Wednesday - Brady Quinn
Friday Night Lights Out - Kyle Orton
Saturday - Jake the Snake at least once because I want to see how well his pornstache lives up to that name and obviously, the snake portion, plus he plays handball now which makes me think he might have an additional skill set that could be helpful.

Friday night lights out
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Old 05-08-2010, 02:16 PM   #36
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I hear that Jamarcus the Hut is Free now. And girll....He's RICH!
Broncos QBs only. just because someone lowered his standards to marry a skanky Raiderette does not mean I am willing to lower my standards (such as they are) to be with a guy who is #2 and that just ain't his # on the field.
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Old 05-08-2010, 02:36 PM   #37
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Oh Circle, I think it's time we bump this thread above the ungayest thread with lots of sexy pics of our QBs, or you know whatever we can find....so I begin with the Big Tebowski, pic and video.





mmmm, McTimmmaayyy.
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I love this overly gay thread!
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I have no idea why, but that makes me think of this scene from Heathers (if only I could make it I love this overly gay thread).

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Rep for just plain good sense!
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Broncos QBs only. just because someone lowered his standards to marry a skanky Raiderette does not mean I am willing to lower my standards (such as they are) to be with a guy who is #2 and that just ain't his # on the field.
I suppose its good for the ladies to post here. But just think, he'd make a nice trampoline! Just like falling in mashed potatoes. You could even bring your own gravy! Besides, he's simpleminded enough to lead by the nose.

That being said, I'll have to clarify. One I would be a nuisance about, the other I would pester to death. The third...not so much. Two would have to be sent red eyed and weary to practice every day...
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Oh Circle, I think it's time we bump this thread above the ungayest thread with lots of sexy pics of our QBs, or you know whatever we can find....so I begin with the Big Tebowski, pic and video.





mmmm, McTimmmaayyy.
You know, I'm partial to any type of beef. Of course, sleazy pics are even better. I'll do some nosing around for stuff that's not work safe.
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I am surprised it took this long for this thread to come up. Orton is one ugly mother****er. I've seen armpits that look better than he does. But then again, those armpits can't throw left handed interceptions, so I guess it balances out.
Ah...Orton Who? I was too busy slobbering elsewhere.
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Oh Circle, I think it's time we bump this thread above the ungayest thread with lots of sexy pics of our QBs, or you know whatever we can find....so I begin with the Big Tebowski, pic and video.





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