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Old 05-06-2010, 01:18 PM   #1
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Default Invent a Holiday

With all the news about the retarded Cinco de Mayo thing in California. I thought... what should our next fabricated holiday be. After all Cinco de Mayo celebrates a victory over the French by the Mexican army... not a drink fest or national pride.

So...

What's the next big holiday we should have?

We have stuff like

Mother's Day
Christmas
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Valentines Day

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Discuss, Deliberate, Decide!
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Kwanza.

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Old 05-06-2010, 01:22 PM   #3
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Kwanza.

No current ones, gosh lol.

Something brand new. Needs to have a date, meaning, method of celebration etc.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:24 PM   #4
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No current ones, gosh lol.

Something brand new. Needs to have a date, meaning, method of celebration etc.

January 20.

The immaculation of "The One".

We can call it Immaculation Day.

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Old 05-06-2010, 01:40 PM   #6
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How about "Custer had it comming day" for us Native Americans.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:40 PM   #7
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I'd say they go ahead and make Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday and give everyone the following monday off. 100+million people in the US watched the last super bowl. How many of them went in into the office and were truly productive the next day? Do us a favor uncle sam.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:42 PM   #9
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I'd say they go ahead and make Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday and give everyone the following monday off. 100+million people in the US watched the last super bowl. How many of them went in into the office and were truly productive the next day? Do us a favor uncle sam.

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Old 05-06-2010, 01:44 PM   #10
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A good chunk of Europe gets August off. Why don't we get March Madness off? Everyone's just streaming games from their work computers anyway.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:51 PM   #12
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Steak and Blow Job day.
Basically the same as Valentines day but for the guys.
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Steak and Blow Job day.
Basically the same as Valentines day but for the guys.
To be celebrated on Bill Clinton's b-day.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:54 PM   #14
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Breast Appreciation Day?

I'm still working out the details, but every plan I come up with seems pretty good.
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Old 05-06-2010, 02:06 PM   #16
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Breast Appreciation Day?

I'm still working out the details, but every plan I come up with seems pretty good.

nice. There would have to be rituals involving peer examinations, best breasts of the west / east contests and we can throw a positive spin on it by putting in within "breast cancer awareness month". dinner is buffalo wings.
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National kick a politician in the sack day.... pick a day, any day.
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"It's good to be white" day
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National kick a politician in the sack day.... pick a day, any day.
Pick a sack, any sack
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Other than Pelosi, which other women of Congress have anything resembling a sack?
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I don't know, you got me.
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Other than Pelosi, which other women of Congress have anything resembling a sack?

Boxer. Snowe. Waters.


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In honor of... Hitler's birthday? Columbine massacre?

If you try to make a holiday of 4/20, nobody would go for it.
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"It's good to be white" day
No f'ing way do you get a day for being white. Being white is an advantage every single day. If anything Columbus Day should be changed to Native American Day. How a mass murderer & rapist who got lost halfway around the world is honored with his own day is a joke.
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