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Old 05-05-2010, 09:14 PM   #1
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I got a friend thats trying out for the Broncos Cheerleaders.

I'd LOVE if you guys could take a second of your day to Vote on the Denver Broncos web site and vote for her.

Her Name is Stephanie Long

Here's the link: http://www.denverbroncos.com/cheerleadervote/

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Old 05-05-2010, 09:17 PM   #2
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I got a friend thats trying out for the Broncos Cheerleaders.

I'd LOVE if you guys could take a second of your day to Vote on the Denver Broncos web site and vote for her.

Her Name is Shephine Long

Here's the link: http://www.denverbroncos.com/cheerleadervote/

Please Vote and Vote often
I guess the real question is what do I get out of this deal.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:24 PM   #3
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:27 PM   #4
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The ladder theory in play here.

And you are on the "Friend" ladder, i.e., the wrong ladder.

Quit while you are ahead.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:35 PM   #5
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I guess the real question is what do I get out of this deal.
Well to quote my favorite Show "Red Eye". "Meet me out in the park with a bag of Cream cheese, feathers and the safe word is "Mississippi""
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Ultimate Soldier: Somewhere, some dude is sick of her shiat. I guarantee you he didn't go recruiting online votes for her popularity contest in order to get into her pants.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:38 PM   #7
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Your chances of being upgraded from the "friend" category will not be improved by this thread.
No, really we're just "friends". lol. This is like her 5-6 tryout, and has made it to the finals each time only to fall just short.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:42 PM   #8
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Trust me I know all about the "Friends" zone. Hick, I'm the Mayor and soon to-be running for Governor of the "Friends" zone. But she's just a friend I've know for a long time.
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No, really we're just "friends". lol. This is like her 5-6 tryout, and has made it to the finals each time only to fall just short.
Have you been "just friends" for 5-6 years? If so, you seriously have no chance. I mean... like... last guy on earth type of odds.
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Trust me I know all about the "Friends" zone. Hick, I'm the Mayor and soon to-be running for Governor of the "Friends" zone. But she's just a friend I've know for a long time.
Do yourself a favor and rent "The Tao of Steve." There is some real truth to that movie that could help a dude in your situation... plus it's a decent flick.
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Have you been "just friends" for 5-6 years? If so, you seriously have no chance. I mean... like... last guy on earth type of odds.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:53 PM   #13
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Trust me I know all about the "Friends" zone. Hick, I'm the Mayor and soon to-be running for Governor of the "Friends" zone. But she's just a friend I've know for a long time.
**** the friends zone....I don't like chicks enough to simply be friends with them....unless it's friends with benefits.

Of course I am married now with a kid, so those days are long gone.
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:54 PM   #14
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Have you been "just friends" for 5-6 years? If so, you seriously have no chance. I mean... like... last guy on earth type of odds.
No, we've been friends for about a year plus. But she's told me the story of her try-outs while we were work together.
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No, really we're just "friends". lol. This is like her 5-6 tryout, and has made it to the finals each time only to fall just short.
Ask her if she knows "shadow" the 40 something year old b**** that tried out last year and claims to have made it but then didnt want to do it anymore so she dropped out.

She has dark hair with a white patch in her bangs. Really nails the "skunk" look.
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No, we've been friends for about a year plus. But she's told me the story of her try-outs while we were work together.
You are still completely hosed. Your only shot... I'm talking 4th and long... is to start talking about how hot the other wannabe cheerleaders are. Pick out 2-3 of the ugliest ones and rave about them in front of your "friend." Act like you could give a rat's ass about your "friend" while you're at it. It may confuse her to the point of doing the naughty with you, just to set things straight in her mind. Or not. Nothing to lose at this point.
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You are still completely hosed. Your only shot... I'm talking 4th and long... is to start talking about how hot the other wannabe cheerleaders are. Pick out 2-3 of the ugliest ones and rave about them in front of your "friend." Act like you could give a rat's ass about your "friend" while you're at it. It may confuse her to the point of doing the naughty with you, just to set things straight in her mind. Or not. Nothing to lose at this point.
Your funny! I'm just trying to sneak the "Oonagee" into the cave. I should work the jealous angle. I am going to her graduation party, I should hit on her post grad friends and tell her story about eating out at the "Pink taco stand". That'll win her over.
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Your funny! I'm just trying to sneak the "Oonagee" into the cave. I should work the jealous angle. I am going to her graduation party, I should hit on her post grad friends and tell her story about eating out at the "Pink taco stand". That'll win her over.
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You are still completely hosed. Your only shot... I'm talking 4th and long... is to start talking about how hot the other wannabe cheerleaders are. Pick out 2-3 of the ugliest ones and rave about them in front of your "friend." Act like you could give a rat's ass about your "friend" while you're at it. It may confuse her to the point of doing the naughty with you, just to set things straight in her mind. Or not. Nothing to lose at this point.
Naughty!! You call it naughty
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Only if it involves a tarp, a jug of coconut oil, and a senior citizen.
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Hhmmmmmmm. oil.
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