Phillies fan tased - AWESOME - The Orange Mane

mizzoutigers · 05-04-2010, 05:12 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqtPUhYdz6M

ColoradoDarin · 05-04-2010, 05:43 AM

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mizzoutigers · 05-04-2010, 05:46 AM

thanks

TheReverend · 05-04-2010, 05:50 AM

They should be thanking him for something exciting happening on a baseball field.

rmsanger · 05-04-2010, 06:00 AM

don't tase me brah...

Baba Booey · 05-04-2010, 06:34 AM

As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

OABB · 05-04-2010, 06:35 AM

They should have vomited on him too.

cmhargrove · 05-04-2010, 06:40 AM

Wow, that looks like fun. I would love to tase a moving target.

Maybe there is some money to be made in tase tag?

colonelbeef · 05-04-2010, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by McNeckbeard

As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Santana officially has me worried.

NeverBeenToDenver · 05-04-2010, 07:28 AM

Wish he missed and hit that damned Victorino. Let's Go Mets.

Swedish Extrovert · 05-04-2010, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by thereverend

they should be thanking him for something exciting happening on a baseball field.

Rep!

So true

Kaylore · 05-04-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rmsanger

don't tase me brah...

Rohirrim · 05-04-2010, 08:50 AM

Man, we are one tense ****ing society.

Baba Booey · 05-04-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by colonelbeef

Santana officially has me worried.

Yeah. At least Pelfrey has stepped up. We need both of them firing on all cylinders if we hope to go anywhere though.

BMF Bronco · 05-04-2010, 08:59 AM

tazers have to be the coolest thing ever invented! See that dude's arms go instantly erect and point straight out?! HAHAHAHA!

Doggcow · 05-04-2010, 11:13 AM

Apparently the kids dad told him not to run out on the field before he did too lol.

houghtam · 05-04-2010, 03:44 PM

My first thought was "good God, did they have to tase him?" I mean, how many people have we had over the years run out on fields who have successfully been detained sans-tasing?

Then I got to thinking about how crazy some people are in this world...I guess if I were worth millions of dollars, I might want someone with a taser protecting me from a potential lunatic, as well.

Alas, I'm not worth that much, so I'll just have to rely on my Chuck Norris-like reflexes.

Smiling Assassin27 · 05-04-2010, 03:52 PM

If you're 17 or 18, and have to call your dad to ask if it'd be OK, it's probably a bad idea. If your dad says it's a bad idea, and you do it anyway, you're a fool. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not daring, it's stupid and dangerous in the day and time we live in. What if one of those guys chasing him blows an ACL, or suffers a stroke/heart attack chasing him? There are too many what if's that could result in bad, even catastrophic things happening to let idiots run onto the field, regardless of their intent.

Ride the lightning, little man. Penn State deserves you.

bombay · 05-04-2010, 04:15 PM

Quickest, safest, and easiest way to dispose of a situation that was potentially dangerous. How can you know what's on someone's mind when they do something so monumentally stupid?

FADERPROOF · 05-04-2010, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by houghtam

My first thought was "good God, did they have to tase him?" I mean, how many people have we had over the years run out on fields who have successfully been detained sans-tasing?

Then I got to thinking about how crazy some people are in this world...I guess if I were worth millions of dollars, I might want someone with a taser protecting me from a potential lunatic, as well.

Alas, I'm not worth that much, so I'll just have to rely on my Chuck Norris-like reflexes.

Exactly, like that father-son combo at Comiskey Park that jumped onto the field and attacked the Kansas City Royals first base coach.

phillybroncosnut · 05-04-2010, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by McNeckbeard

As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

Mets fan? Wow, how do you mot kill yourself?

phillybroncosnut · 05-04-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by McNeckbeard

Yeah. At least Pelfrey has stepped up. We need both of them firing on all cylinders if we hope to go anywhere though.

Pelfrey?

.... We schooled his sorry ass too

Popps · 05-04-2010, 04:33 PM

Tase 'em all.

On a side note, can we please hire someone in law enforcement that isn't a fat ****?

Honestly, every time I see a chase video of any kind, it's some skinny guy running away from some tub of guts that looks like he just waddled away from a long day at the Shoney's buffet.

SportinOne · 05-04-2010, 05:00 PM

probably should be a judgement call. the kid was obviously just an idiot frolicking around in the outfield rather than someone who was about to attack someone. i wouldn't have tased him i would have tracked him down like Atwater... but some people don't have that ability.

UberBroncoMan · 05-04-2010, 05:04 PM

Dude... if I was security and working at that ballpark I would have ****ing bull rushed his ass Goldberg style, or done a Dawkins Wolverine leap.

Popps is right too. What the **** is with so many fat asses that work security. It's absurd.

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rmsanger Ring of Famer Another one bites the dust! Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,086 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	don't tase me brah...

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Baba Booey twitter: @dpieza HURRY HURRY! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: North of the Wall Posts: 2,075 Adopt-a-Bronco: Chris Harris	As a Mets fan this is nothing but pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

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OABB Master of Karate aaahaaaaaaaaah Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Los angeles Posts: 7,141 Adopt-a-Bronco: tgnsmyb****	They should have vomited on him too.

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cmhargrove Is this thing on??? Travis Henry's love child... Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Tulsa, OK Posts: 6,423 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Hillis	Wow, that looks like fun. I would love to tase a moving target. Maybe there is some money to be made in tase tag?

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NeverBeenToDenver Rookie Overreact Much? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Suburban DC Posts: 83 Adopt-a-Bronco: TD's HoF BID	Wish he missed and hit that damned Victorino. Let's Go Mets.

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Rohirrim Partisan Human Cannonball Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Twixt Hell & Highwater Posts: 49,099	Man, we are one tense ****ing society.

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BMF Bronco Offseason sucks... Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Bozeman, MT Posts: 11,724 Adopt-a-Bronco: ME	tazers have to be the coolest thing ever invented! See that dude's arms go instantly erect and point straight out?! HAHAHAHA!

05-04-2010, 11:13 AM	#16
Doggcow Rebel Laughs At Unbelievers Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,340 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	Apparently the kids dad told him not to run out on the field before he did too lol.

05-04-2010, 03:44 PM	#17
houghtam WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION MethWolfeAlliance Member #11001001 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Lansing, MI Posts: 5,108 Adopt-a-Bronco: Demon Eagles	My first thought was "good God, did they have to tase him?" I mean, how many people have we had over the years run out on fields who have successfully been detained sans-tasing? Then I got to thinking about how crazy some people are in this world...I guess if I were worth millions of dollars, I might want someone with a taser protecting me from a potential lunatic, as well. Alas, I'm not worth that much, so I'll just have to rely on my Chuck Norris-like reflexes.

05-04-2010, 03:52 PM	#18
Smiling Assassin27 STOP! KIPER TIME! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 11,104 Adopt-a-Bronco: Von Miller	If you're 17 or 18, and have to call your dad to ask if it'd be OK, it's probably a bad idea. If your dad says it's a bad idea, and you do it anyway, you're a fool. It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not daring, it's stupid and dangerous in the day and time we live in. What if one of those guys chasing him blows an ACL, or suffers a stroke/heart attack chasing him? There are too many what if's that could result in bad, even catastrophic things happening to let idiots run onto the field, regardless of their intent. Ride the lightning, little man. Penn State deserves you.

05-04-2010, 04:15 PM	#19
bombay Ring of Famer Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: denver Posts: 4,411	Quickest, safest, and easiest way to dispose of a situation that was potentially dangerous. How can you know what's on someone's mind when they do something so monumentally stupid?

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Popps TEAM FIRST. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 29,792	Tase 'em all. On a side note, can we please hire someone in law enforcement that isn't a fat ****? Honestly, every time I see a chase video of any kind, it's some skinny guy running away from some tub of guts that looks like he just waddled away from a long day at the Shoney's buffet.

05-04-2010, 05:00 PM	#24
SportinOne Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,436	probably should be a judgement call. the kid was obviously just an idiot frolicking around in the outfield rather than someone who was about to attack someone. i wouldn't have tased him i would have tracked him down like Atwater... but some people don't have that ability.

05-04-2010, 05:04 PM	#25
UberBroncoMan Your Local Nostradamus 2013... the year of Sci-Fi! Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 6,595 Adopt-a-Bronco: Montee Ball	Dude... if I was security and working at that ballpark I would have **ing bull rushed his ass Goldberg style, or done a Dawkins Wolverine leap. Popps is right too. What the ** is with so many fat asses that work security. It's absurd.