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Old 04-28-2010, 01:27 PM   #201
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Does she have a basement? If so, take an Ambien and report the results.
even the lurkers are coming out! You know many read threads and not post. When they do, you get a gem like this. If you dont know what he is talking about, go to search and type in Ambien. AWESOME! REP!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:28 PM   #202
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My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?
RJ quit feeling sorry for yourself. So she cut off your tool. Big deal!

I know you may feel your life is in her hands but that just isn't the case.



Get back out there! You still have a chance unlike McFoneco!

Strap one on if you have to!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:30 PM   #203
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HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:30 PM   #204
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I bet she bans him from the OMane too.
If I was TJ, I would have done it after he posted that he showed her this thread.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:31 PM   #205
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HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?
Probably already turned them in when you did?

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Old 04-28-2010, 01:35 PM   #206
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Dear Meck77,

My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?
There is hope for you. Watch this video by King Missle
http://www.spike.com/video/king-missile/2789667
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:37 PM   #207
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HE SHOWED HER THE THREAD?

This guy needs to immediately turn in his nuts and be kicked out of the Man Club.

Where's that "Get the fk out" gif?
Good job rev on probably the one post that McFonecowhipped took as advice. Follow your heart? He came in because he was confused. Follow your heart? Sounds like liberal crap to me. Brains is what he needed to follow.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #208
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This is some funny ****.

All I'm saying is, "Don't knock her up."

Then you're stuck with her ass in some capacity for at least 18 years.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #209
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:38 PM   #210
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Okay guys, here you go:
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:40 PM   #211
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Okay guys, here you go:
I guess a vote on this is to take place. Thank you for posting it.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:40 PM   #212
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Okay guys, here you go:
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:41 PM   #213
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:41 PM   #214
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McFoneco...might want to subscribe to this mag.


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Old 04-28-2010, 01:43 PM   #215
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Somebody burn that b****!
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:44 PM   #216
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Did anyone notice that the thread title said "Serious please"? Just sayin....
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:52 PM   #217
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Probably already turned them in when you did?
Hey! That was way back at the beginning when I could afford to be magnanimous.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:53 PM   #218
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Decision's been made...

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Old 04-28-2010, 01:55 PM   #219
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This might be a HoF thread.
I stand corrected. This IS a HoF thread.
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Old 04-28-2010, 01:59 PM   #220
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Yes can we have a pic of her and you? I guess it's possible we could still decide she is the one giving up her future here.

Really I see nothing mean in these responses at all!

Crap pic is posted and its blocked here at work. Still if I may infer it's a closer call than I thought but he is still hosed.

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Old 04-28-2010, 02:00 PM   #221
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Okay guys, here you go:
"unless a heroic dog dies"

So Sad.

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Old 04-28-2010, 02:02 PM   #222
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Yes can we have a pic of her and you? I guess it's possible we could still decide she is the one giving up her future here.

Really I see nothing mean in these responses at all!
Yeah. He has to post pics. Maybe that will change all of the responses.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:06 PM   #223
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No way she lets him put a pick of her on here.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:08 PM   #224
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Yeah unless she is hot it will just get worst.

Funniest thread in quite sometime.
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Old 04-28-2010, 02:10 PM   #225
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Did anyone notice that the thread title said "Serious please"? Just sayin....
Until someone post Spider in golden thong pics, then the thread is serious.
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