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Old 04-28-2010, 10:59 AM   #151
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Fellow Maners, I think we need an intervention
The dude already had his mind made up, he was going no matter what we said.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:01 AM   #152
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What a surprise, OP asked for advice, then completely ignored all of it when it was given to him because it wasn't what he wanted to hear. Enjoy being miserable for the next 5-30 years, you earned it!
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:03 AM   #153
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I bet she bans him from the OMane too.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:08 AM   #154
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Wow, forget what I said earlier. You appear to be very whipped (YOU showed her the thread!?!?).

I have a bad feeling about this. Good luck, though.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:15 AM   #155
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I think we all had the facepalm image in our head when reading that response.

I want a poll to know which is the worst move. Moving or showing the thread. Nothing says, "I have doubts..." like asking what people think on the Mane.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:16 AM   #156
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He already knew the answer before he posted. If you're having that much doubt that you have to post it on OM, you know you shouldn't do it.

Poor guy, see ya in 3-5 buddy.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:17 AM   #157
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Hey every now and then these things actually work out against all odds. Honestly for your sake, hers and the childs, I sincerely hope this works out for all of you.

Best wishes to you and your new family. Be loyal to eachother. The best marital advice I ever read was be slow to anger and quick to forgive, but always recognize when the relationship is not the focus but the individual agenda is. When it gets to that point be sure you are looking out for yourself too.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:17 AM   #158
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I'm actually crying here... this ended so much more hillarious than I could've ever imagined. He was headed off a cliff and just turned on the turbo boosters...
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:23 AM   #159
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Ok. Who's next for a little online messageboard relationship analysis? Step right up!
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:24 AM   #160
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I bet she bans him from the OMane too.


REp!


Thats exactly what I was thinking too. I bet we see him maybe 1 or 2x then BAM- Nadda until 2.5 years from now when he is single again and back on here.



Or- he might be able to sneak on every now and then when she is not looking. I hope so, atleast we know he will be somewhat standing up for himself.




Good luck Mcfoneco. Remember my post because I know I will be right. So far I am....PS- when you get a divorce the movie- forgetting sarah marshall helps.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:26 AM   #161
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Oh boy, what do I say in responding?

Thank you for your opinions.

Side note, I mentioned this thread to her, and she saw it, and had this to say in a nustshell:
and what were the results? 20% of the people actually gave you legitimate advice, some told you to wait and save up more money, make investments, etc etc, and the rest of that 20% (the majority of it) told you to follow his heart, that you have nothing to lose.

the other 80% told you in a nutshell, that you're an idiot, to break up with me immediately, and go get laid by some hot chick in texas.

Oh, and that she doesn't like this forum because its mean >.>

haha, I liked that last comment she made.

Nonetheless, after much thinking, you guessed it, I'm going to move. Go ahead and queue this thread up for 6 months if you like, but I truly feel this will be better for my life than not going.

Thank you for the kind words of encouragement and thoughtfulness everyone, and I hope to make it out to a game this year. Couldn't last year because my brother sold all his tickets, I told him I want the Rams game to see my alumni Sam Bradford though.
...is exactly what I would've done and said if I were a flaming homosexual.

Your family = Alpha

You = Beta

You don't deserve your penis.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:28 AM   #162
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...is exactly what I would've done and said if I were a flaming homosexual.

Your family = Alpha

You = Beta

You don't deserve your penis.


Wow, Rev, surprised you don't have an opinion on the matter...
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:29 AM   #163
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

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So... I've got this vice on a table in my shop. The vice appears to be the perfect size to put my testicles in and clamp down. I know there are some cons to it, but I think I want to do it. Anyone have an opinion?
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:32 AM   #165
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

next question.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:33 AM   #166
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

Yes you did. You should now support her not doing **** and take care of her and her 4 year old on your meager paycheck and then move to SC on a whim after creating a huge rift with your family.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:33 AM   #167
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So... I've got this vice on a table in my shop. The vice appears to be the perfect size to put my testicles in and clamp down. I know there are some cons to it, but I think I want to do it. Anyone have an opinion?
If you move to SC I think it will be all the better.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:36 AM   #168
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Moving to SC = Fail

Showing her this thread = Epic Fail
McFoneco, you are total idiot! I would neg rep your post on the details of your decision but you would probably wear it like a badge of honor. 80% told you to do the right thing. You decide to just go to her neck of the woods and say, "**** the correct future. I want to go against sanity." 25 years old and making too many wrong decisions in this decision. Do us all a favor and wear condoms and shove the pill down her pie hole every morning. What we dont need is another kid from stupid parents in this world. You better keep cool with your family and friends because you might need a place to stay in 6 months when you come to your senses. At least a break up in So Carolina will mean she is home with her family. Also, please send us a family portrait of her and her family. Make sure they are all smiling so we can count the gaps in their grill. (lil' lady, I hope you are still reading this thread. I am characterizing your family based on info we have for you.)

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:36 AM   #169
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Im really struggling with why you would show her the thread?

I cant think of one good reason.

I bet if Tebow read this thread even he would curse
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Now I usually don't give a ****, but somehow, how this episode ended upsets me.
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?


This one's easy. Take her straight to the alter buddy. Might consider pouring vodka on your Johnson as well.

Next!
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:38 AM   #172
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I have a problem. I can't seem to stop posting on Orange Mane. What would you advise?

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:40 AM   #173
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Im really struggling with why you would show her the thread?

I cant think of one good reason.

I bet if Tebow read this thread even he would curse
Because I'm still stunned and amazed, I was wondering this exact same thing just a minute ago.

What positive could come of it?

Show his love and dedication to her despite the rest of the world telling him to run? That's pretty much negated by being here in the first place...

So he can have an "I should've listened to them" response in their divorce preceedings?

Totally lacking a good reason...
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:42 AM   #174
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You live in Amarillo. Do you need a sign?
I concur. Austin is kick ass.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:43 AM   #175
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if she looks like "Dukes" avatar, you do whatever she says...
I'd say "this thread is worthless without pics", but it couldn't be further from the truth. This has ROF written all over it.

Still......pics couldn't hurt. The OP needs to make this happen. She better be Helen of Troy-like or I'll never understand the motivation here.
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