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Old 06-07-2012, 12:22 PM   #901
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Nothing to lose? Just one of so many ****ed up replies given to him. You are all co-dependent at fault. So much failure and even though I gave the correct advice, maybe a few pages too late (with Jason from LA). If you don't know Leykis, married to be or not, figure out some of the rules and then you can GTFO! Leykis 100 ... google it!






"Follow your heart" then pick it up, take the knife out and try to continue on like nothing happened. Yeah, great advice morons.

You learn more from a mistake than you do from a success.

But that does not mean you walk into a minefield with dick in hand picking daisies.

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Old 06-07-2012, 12:24 PM   #902
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Over 50% of marriages end in divorce - never get married, in fact never leave your room at mom's house you might get hurt. Brilliant advice
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:32 PM   #903
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Over 50% of marriages end in divorce - never get married, in fact never leave your room at mom's house you might get hurt. Brilliant advice
hey baja, this thread is for adults. You can go play with the kiddies in the sand box. Maybe your bff Sandy Vagina will show up!
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:33 PM   #904
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Over 50% of marriages end in divorce - never get married, in fact never leave your room at mom's house you might get hurt. Brilliant advice
The morons still backing their opinion. Great job....

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Don't let these guys scare you. Trust your heart.

What do you have to lose? Your business...ummm no. Your house...umm no. If you're ever going to take a leap of faith, nows the time. It won't always be this easy to try something like this. Sooner than you think life will tie you down.

So what if you have to crawl home to the parents and start over. At least you would have tried. Is this your 'dream job'...doubtful.
Yeah, what did he gain? A big headache right from the start.

No one said to take risks but when red flags are all around you and you still do it, you are dumb. Those that back up the plan are just as stupid but luckily for them, might not have encountered such a ****ed up chick.
Get real old man and others.
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:34 PM   #905
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A reason against gay marriage, this entire thread is.

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Old 06-07-2012, 12:36 PM   #906
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Yeah, there is one thing missing from this conversation. Most relationships don't work out. So, you didnt even need the details of this situation to guess that it'd end poorly.

That said, this one ended really poorly
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:38 PM   #907
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hey baja, this thread is for adults. You can go play with the kiddies in the sand box. Maybe your bff Sandy Vagina will show up!
You really think you are an adult? I've been reading your posts and can assure you you are not.

Adult bawhaaaa that's a good one.
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:41 PM   #908
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Oh I know that guy... He's a nihilist.
Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude. At least it's an ethos.
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:42 PM   #909
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Yeah, there is one thing missing from this conversation. Most relationships don't work out. So, you didnt even need the details of this situation to guess that it'd end poorly.

That said, this one ended really poorly
Spare me your subjective opinions.
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:53 PM   #910
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You learn more from a mistake than you do from a success.

But that does not mean you walk into a minefield with dick in hand picking daisies.

Imagery for the win.
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:02 PM   #911
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A farmer had only one horse. One day, his horse ran away.

All the neighbors came by saying, “I'm so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.” The man just said, “We'll see.”

A few days later, his horse came back with twenty wild horses. The man and his son corraled all 21 horses.

All the neighbors came by saying, “Congratulations! This is such good news. You must be so happy!” The man just said, “We'll see.”

One of the wild horses kicked the man's only son, breaking both his legs.

All the neighbors came by saying, “I'm so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.” The man just said, “We'll see.”

The country went to war, and every able-bodied young man was drafted to fight. The war was terrible and killed every young man, but the farmer's son was spared, since his broken legs prevented him from being drafted.

All the neighbors came by saying, “Congratulations! This is such good news. You must be so happy!” The man just said, “We'll see.”
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I will continue the story.
The son gets better and is now working in the pen with the 21 horses. They decide to all take off to Myrtle Beach because there are some total ,slutty fillies there that **** and don't have time for working the field. So they bum rushed the son and fence, killing him instantly and off they went to never be seen again.

All the neighbors came by saying, “I'm so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.” The man just said, “We'll see.”

Moron.
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:13 PM   #913
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I will continue the story.
The son gets better and is now working in the pen with the 21 horses. They decide to all take off to Myrtle Beach because there are some total ,slutty fillies there that **** and don't have time for working the field. So they bum rushed the son and fence, killing him instantly and off they went to never be seen again.

All the neighbors came by saying, “I'm so sorry. This is such bad news. You must be so upset.” The man just said, “We'll see.”

Moron.
That woosh sound was the point flying over your head.
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:16 PM   #914
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I'm confused. Were the wild horses banging the dudes wife?
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:16 PM   #916
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Are you raising another man's child?



Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son's Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

"My little boy was there, he was up at bat, and I started yelling for him, 'Go Matthew [not his real name]! Knock it out of the park!' And another man started screaming for Matthew. Louder than me. I looked over, and I looked at him, and I was like, Who is this guy? And I looked at my son, and I looked at him . . . and they were identical."

After the ball game, Connaro ordered a paternity test. The results came back 2 weeks later. "I opened up the letter from Labcorp, and it said, ' . . . 99.9 percent chance you are not the biological father of this child.' I started crying. My head started spinning."

Connaro admits that the possibility had crossed his mind before, given his son's dissimilar facial features, but each time he questioned his wife about it, she vehemently denied the suggestion. Even when he showed her the test results, she still denied it. "She said, 'You forged this,' " Connaro recalls, shaking his head in amazement.

To this day he remembers that game with a kind of nightmarish clarity. Matthew struck out. Connaro had planned on going over and giving him a hug, along with a few words of fatherly consolation, but when he heard the other guy yelling, he just stood up and walked away.

"I was so disillusioned, I just didn't know what to say. It was horrible. I don't think anybody could experience what I experienced there."

Some call this paternity fraud. But a more accurate term is "paternal discrepancy." Paternity fraud emphasizes the financial aspect of the phenomenon, but paternal discrepancy (PD) describes the anomaly itself--the disconnect between what men think is true and the genetic reality. And research shows that it's a lot more common than we might believe.

After recently reviewing 67 studies on the subject, University of Oklahoma researchers found that PD rates tend to be much higher among men who have reason to believe there's been more than one dog in the yard. No surprise there. But leave out these men and you end up with a number that can safely be assumed to represent the rest of us. That number is 3.85 percent. Another review of 19 studies by a group at Liverpool John Moores University backs this up, putting the figure at 3.7 percent of dads. It may not seem like a lot--until you do the math. According to a 2005 U.S. Census Bureau report, there are 27,940,000 fathers nationwide with a child under 18. That means over a million guys out there are taking care of some other man's kid.

Compared with this, infidelity by itself is a mere white lie, a misdemeanor, maybe even forgivable. But this . . . this lie unravels years of commitment in a single stroke. Does forgiveness even apply here?

There are those who believe that biology shouldn't make a difference, that fatherhood is just a social construct. Connaro himself refuses to let genetics stand between him and his son. "I'm the only man that he knows as his dad," he says. "Why should I lose that bond and that love?"

Many men in Connaro's position might not feel the same way. Studies show that evolution has designed men to care deeply about who their children are. In 2003, for instance, researchers at the State University of New York at Albany recruited 20 men and 20 women, then morphed their facial features with photographs of children. Subsequent testing showed that the women responded equally to photos of kids whose faces resembled theirs and those that resembled the faces of strangers. The men, on the other hand, reacted far more positively to children whose faces resembled their own.


Read more at Men's Health: http://www.menshealth.com/best-life/...#ixzz1x8lyJJwU
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That woosh sound was the point flying over your head.
I missed it too. Are you trying to say he's in denial?
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:22 PM   #918
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I'm confused. Were the wild horses banging the dudes wife?
Good chance she was.

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Old 06-07-2012, 01:24 PM   #919
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Patrick Connaro, a 42-year-old robotics engineer living in Colorado Springs, was sitting in the bleachers one warm Saturday afternoon in 2003, watching his son's Little League game, when the ground opened beneath him.

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I missed it too. Are you trying to say he's in denial?
Hard to pass judgement on life events especially when your are talking about someone else's life.
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I really feel that this is the time we need to revisit this fantastic video.

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Old 06-07-2012, 01:32 PM   #922
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Can you post the entire video? It stops before those men decide to cut off their testicles and hand them over to their domineering wives.
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Can you post the entire video? It stops before those men decide to cut off their testicles and hand them over to their domineering wives.
I think you're talking about the prequel.
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Old 06-07-2012, 01:35 PM   #924
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I think you're talking about the prequel.
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Never stick your dick in crazy.

But if you do, run like hell afterwards, and never, NEVER, EVER EVER EVER fail to use some sort of contraceptive measure (nothing against your apparently beautiful young daughter).
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