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Old 06-07-2012, 07:08 AM   #776
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If had taken the advice here, he wouldn't be in this mess. And before you say "well he has a beautiful daughter now" she probably is adorable and brings him a lot of joy, but she might not even be his child.

Yes and he needs to hear this from you idiots?

Champ24 you love your daughter that is all you need to know. If your story is true get off the board and get on with your life. Your daughter needs a father and you are it regardless.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:09 AM   #777
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The male population of the world apparently just went down from a few billion to 2.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:12 AM   #778
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genuinely glad your happy being a dad. I imagine that is what your demented ex was counting on, your chivalry and love of kids.

However you need to face the possibility that beautiful girl is not your kid and I say this not to be cruel but to be prepared. Your ex is clearly an unstable wackadoodle b**** who puts herself first and sluts around like a stray cat in heat. Therefore there is some probability she has cheated on you more than with King Neckbeard. Given this history and her history of being a horrible horrible person, she is going to try to take that kid back. At that point she may play the kid really isn't your kid card. Rather then ending up on Jerry Springer, take the lead and get the DNA test yourself. when it comes back as your kid then she can't play that kid and you have info you got, not that she made up. IF the kid is not yours then its better you find out now and not have b****y mcb**** spring it on you. It would suck, but better to deal with it now.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:17 AM   #779
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Trust me, your ex was screwing around on you with more than just the guy who kicked your ass in your own home after having been screwing your said ex.

You haven't taken one piece of advice that you just had to have since the beginning of this thread, and I highly doubt you would start now, BUT, GET A DNA TEST DONE. Don't wait another min.
But he already signed a napkin in a Walmart parking lot saying he was taking the kid...
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:43 AM   #780
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also, if Kyle attacked you in your own home you have the right to protect yourself....you didn't need to eat an ass whooping ...just sayin

is there a moral to this story that someone can cleanly wrap up for me?
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:45 AM   #781
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also, if Kyle attacked you in your own home you have the right to protect yourself....you didn't need to eat an ass whooping ...just sayin

is there a moral to this story that someone can cleanly wrap up for me?
Yeah. Don't stick your dick in crazy.

Sounds like a bunch of us have learned this lesson the hard way.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:48 AM   #782
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also, if Kyle attacked you in your own home you have the right to protect yourself....you didn't need to eat an ass whooping ...just sayin

is there a moral to this story that someone can cleanly wrap up for me?
There is no limit to OP's desire to be someone's doormat.
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:51 AM   #783
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It's like one of those DirecTV commercials:

"When you order cable, you don't get your wife's favorite channels. When she doesnt get her favorite channels she goes out and gets drunk with a guy named Kyle. When she gets drunk with a guy name Kyle, Kyle spends all of his money. When Kyle spends all of his money he can't pay you for rent. When Kyle can't pay you for rent he bashes your face in with your own phone.

Don't let a guy name Kyle bash your face in with your own phone. Call DirecTV"
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:56 AM   #784
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Serious question, Champ: what does your father think about all of this?
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Old 06-07-2012, 07:59 AM   #785
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Serious question, Champ: what does your father think about all of this?
Don't go there. Even though it's a legit question, he threatened to have someone banned the last time someone brought his dad into this.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:01 AM   #786
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also, if Kyle attacked you in your own home you have the right to protect yourself....you didn't need to eat an ass whooping ...just sayin

is there a moral to this story that someone can cleanly wrap up for me?

Yes! Do not take highly personal real life issues to a football message board.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:02 AM   #787
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It's like one of those DirecTV commercials:

"When you order cable, you don't get your wife's favorite channels. When she doesnt get her favorite channels she goes out and gets drunk with a guy named Kyle. When she gets drunk with a guy name Kyle, Kyle spends all of his money. When Kyle spends all of his money he can't pay you for rent. When Kyle can't pay you for rent he bashes your face in with your own phone.

Don't let a guy name Kyle bash your face in with your own phone. Call DirecTV"
If this doesn't make you laugh uncontrollably, you're not alive.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:03 AM   #788
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Serious question, Champ: what does your father think about all of this?
That is a good question but I suggest seek his advice but do not post it here.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:05 AM   #789
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Dude you let a guy dipping his stick in your honey pot kick your ass in your own home without even defending yourself. There is an easy solution to all this. Grow a pair. It is the lack of said pair that got you into this with the chick to start. Ironically, the lack of a pair that led her to seek a pair elsewhere. And a lack of said pair that let you take an ass kicking from a guy banging your crazy.

Which leads me to believe that a DNA test needs tk be done seriously fast. Evidence is mounting.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:07 AM   #790
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Don't go there. Even though it's a legit question, he threatened to have someone banned the last time someone brought his dad into this.
In truth it's a rhetorical question.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:21 AM   #791
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It's like one of those DirecTV commercials:

"When you order cable, you don't get your wife's favorite channels. When she doesnt get her favorite channels she goes out and gets drunk with a guy named Kyle. When she gets drunk with a guy name Kyle, Kyle spends all of his money. When Kyle spends all of his money he can't pay you for rent. When Kyle can't pay you for rent he bashes your face in with your own phone.

Don't let a guy name Kyle bash your face in with your own phone. Call DirecTV"
Kyle sounds like the kind of guy that, when there is a problem with the cable TV... He fixes the cable?
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Kyle sounds like the kind of guy that, when there is a problem with the cable TV... He fixes the cable?
while kickin your ass and bangin the crazy...come to think of it if he's got all this going on at once no wonder he has no time for a job to pay rent.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:26 AM   #793
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while kickin your ass and bangin the crazy...come to think of it if he's got all this going on at once no wonder he has no time for a job to pay rent.
He treats objects like women, man...
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Kyle sounds like the kind of guy that, when there is a problem with the cable TV... He fixes the cable?
Kyle is the type of guy that stands in the kitchen and drinks milk straight out of the carton butt naked....then tells you to pick some up on your way back from work
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:28 AM   #795
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Kyle is the type of guy that stands in the kitchen and drinks milk straight out of the carton butt naked....then tells you to pick some up on your way back from work
Oh I know that guy... He's a nihilist.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:42 AM   #796
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Oh I know that guy... He's a nihilist.
I wonder if Kyle wears glasses...
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I wonder if Kyle wears glasses...
Oh, nice marmot...
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Oh I know that guy... He's a nihilist.
That must be exhausting.
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Old 06-07-2012, 08:54 AM   #799
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Yeah. Don't stick your dick in crazy.
You can stick your dick in crazy....just wear a jimhat FFS.
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You can stick your dick in crazy....just wear a jimhat FFS.
Good logic overall, but false sorry.

Do not stick your dick in crazy, bottom line.
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