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Old 06-06-2012, 08:24 PM   #776
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Very interesting thread on many levels.

Welcome to a world where a dude kind enough to give a deadbeat a place to live, who than, as a thank you, bonks the skank wife of said kind dude then proceeds to beats up kind dude when asked to pay rent is the hero of the story.

skank wife is scum that gave away her child like it was an old sofa.

kyle is a piece of shiit that will live in a guys house, except help in job hunting while screwing the guys wife on the sly.

bronco boy is a timid guy that got mixed up with the wrong people.


which of the three is the hero - here at the OM so far we have 3 votes for Kyle.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:28 PM   #777
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Wow.. After 31 pages, I can't help but wonder if some day this child is going to end up telling some poor sucker the story of why she had to drop out of High School after her Mom dumped her in a Walmart parking lot and she went to go live with her Dad who she hadn't seen since her, Mom, Dad, and Kyle (the guy that was ****ing my Mom....No Dad knew he was just a bit of a p***Y) all lived together, and then later Mom and Dad got back together and she had to drop out of school at that point to help pay for Kyle's new Camaro, because mom couldn't find a job that didn't annoy her....

For some reason this chick reminds me of Sharon Stones character in Casino...
Or else she'll rob some girl scouts because, you know, who doesn't like money, while giving interviews to the press while holding a Starbucks.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:32 PM   #778
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Man you have me beat. I only had some jealous ex trying to kill me when I was your age.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:36 PM   #779
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OMG, how I missed this thread 2 years ago is beyond me. This thread is pure gold.

Rev..............well, your first post is the very thing I was thinking after I read the OP.


And Kyle Dude, he just might be your baby daddy. Might want to get the test done and find out. Still can't believe you didn't kick his ass with the phone you went to grab.


Final, if this is not a true story of your past two years of life, well, I hope your friend Kyle comes back to beat your ass again.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:36 PM   #780
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No you won't.

You're her b****.

...As you've exhibited throughout the ENTIRETY of this thread.
He sits down to pee.


Why someone would come to the Internet to tell this story is beyond me.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:38 PM   #781
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which of the three is the hero - here at the OM so far we have 3 votes for Kyle.

Sounds like someone should start a pole about this.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:38 PM   #782
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He sits down to pee.


Why someone would come to the Internet to tell this story is beyond me.
Read the story again and you'll know just why.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:42 PM   #783
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Read the story again and you'll know just why.
Oh, I read it.

Twice.
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Old 06-06-2012, 08:55 PM   #784
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Screw up your own life all you want, but don't have a kid with crazy. There are now two kids out there that don't have a chance IMO. Clearly, the kid she had with whomever before they met is doomed. And if half the stuff he posted here is true, his is as well.
Kid could grow up to be president for all you know, besides it'e really hard to but them kids back in after they come out.
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:00 PM   #785
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Kid could grow up to be president for all you know, besides it'e really hard to but them kids back in after they come out.
a woman president who grows up in Texas not sure about that
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:09 PM   #786
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a woman president who grows up in Texas not sure about that
Why not we got an idiot from Texas for two terms.
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:25 PM   #787
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The license on that truck read "KYLE" and it ****ed OPs world up
clearly projecting

rev = kyle
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Old 06-06-2012, 09:45 PM   #788
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So in December, I'm trying to help this guy get work at the manufacturing company I work at. No go.
Christmas comes, it was a good Christmas for me, my family came over, we all got along, it was fun. Then, around 4-5 when my family starts to leave, the Mrs. pulls me aside and says that Kyle, the new guy, is homesick and sad, and she's going to go take him to the bar.
A few hours pass by, she comes home drunk, I'm upset that she went drinking on Christmas with some other guy. She thought I was being too controlling of her.
Next day, we have some gift cards/XMas money, I wanted to go shopping. She doesn't wake up til about 3 in the afternoon. I again stress that this is a family time, we should be having fun as a family. She thinks I'm overreacting and being controlling.


Fast forward to December 30th, when she pulls me aside, and says I'm changing, and she doesn't like the man I'm changing into, and we should break up, she needs some time to think, take a break, etc.

Well, 2 days later, I confront her about her sleeping with Kyle, and she admits to doing it that day(the 1st). I'm not a happy camper, and almost threw him out of the house. Looking back, probably should have, but the now former Mrs. threatened to leave, with the kids, with him. I just was overwhelmed and didn't know what to do at the time.
WAIT! She slept with him and you ALMOST threw him out?

Good God, man.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:00 PM   #789
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On a serious note, do you know if the kid is 100% yours?

I can understand being burned by a girl, we've all been there, but how can you possibly have lived with a guy after knowing he just banged your girlfriend?

This may be the Mane's biggest hoax of all time. I don't know one person who would actually do that.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:19 PM   #790
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Opened this thread for the first time this afternoon and just now skimmed through enough of it to be caught up and familiar with the story.

I don't believe any of it.
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Old 06-06-2012, 10:43 PM   #791
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Opened this thread for the first time this afternoon and just now skimmed through enough of it to be caught up and familiar with the story.

I don't believe any of it.
There are people who are truly addicted to turmoil and will enable all kinds of ridiculous shiat at their own expense. I don't understand it one bit... but I'm no longer amazed at how incredibly predictable results like are allowed to happen. My wife and I are watching two comparably retarded scenarios in both of our families. You can predict the end result... try to intervene... demand to intervene... beg to intervene... and yet the result is as predictable as the rising sun.
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While this thread was fun to pour on, I think the OPs problem was simply not knowing when to say enough. Inviting someone into your house and then they get friendly with your wife? That's iffy... but letting them stay after they bent her over your table? The line probably should've been drawn.

I've got some footprints on my back where I've been stepped on but I can assure you, each set is a different person and each foot is only gonna be there once or twice. OP just made the mistake in letting them continually walk on him.

Oh, and Baja is getting worse by the day. It may be about time to put the old geezer out to pasture. He's practically having a conversation with himself in this thread.
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:58 AM   #793
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Thread starts: 25 years old, single but engaged, good job, living on his own.

Thread ends: 27 years old, single after fiancee cheats on him with live in roommate, same job?, living with his parents with a baby that mommy wants no part of, in middle of custody battle and other potential litigation as a result of getting beat up in front of said kid by the live in......and he also now has a record with Child Protective Services courtesy of his step daughter at the time.

And yet someone thinks "it all worked out for him"........only on the Mane.
This was the recipe for disaster and so many of us told him this **** (in some form) would happen. I think the only part I missed out on was the allowing of a pure **** by the wife's friend and she thinking it would be best for him to stick around and not pay rent. Somehow I should have saw that one coming. Next time.
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On a serious note, do you know if the kid is 100% yours?

I can understand being burned by a girl, we've all been there, but how can you possibly have lived with a guy after knowing he just banged your girlfriend?

This may be the Mane's biggest hoax of all time. I don't know one person who would actually do that.
Dude,

the polygraph test will be in 2 years and we will be updated. Here is how it will go...

Toddler got sick and wanted to do some genetic testing. Finds out baby is not his buy Kyle's. Loves kid too much to do anything about it. Baby will be fine but needs serious medication every month that costs $2k a month. Since baby is not genetically his, he has to fight with health insurance to get covered. Mom, since he is not biological father, won't sign over adoption papers until he pays her $10k in hush money. He know is in massive debt and is living in a halfway house. More juice when he meets up with a lady that has triplets with autism and decide to move in together to start a new life and save money on rent....on a 2 bedroom, 1 bath home.

Also, make sure you go after the Ex for child support. My brother took custody of his daughter when his EX decided to stay back in NORTH Carolina after his term in the Air Force. Well, 2 years later, she came crawling back to California wanting 50% of the custody after bailing on her daughter for that same time. Luckily he won and she has visitation rights but if you don't show that she is a total loser, it could bite you in the ass in a few years.

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Old 06-07-2012, 01:24 AM   #795
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I have read through this thread every time it gets bumped. Seeing the pitfalls that befell mcfoneco/champ. Moving to a strange state, leaving a solid job in a **** economy, raising someone else's daughter. Marrying the hideous bandersnatch. Letting strangers move into your house when you have a newborn. Finding out one of the strangers painted the back of your wife's uterus, letting said uterine painter live in the same house with you for over a month, getting beat like a rented mule in front of the stepdaughter, running to a phone (seriously man, even gay dudes would throw a punch in that situation) and finally ending up with custody of your (maybe) daughter.

I thank God ever day I am a fag. Seriously.

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Well in some ways this happened to a friend of mine almost 20yrs ago. Instead of the wife's lover living with them she was cheating behind his back. She thought she would get custody of the two very young at the time kids. But my buddy proved she was crazy b**** from Hell, awarded him custody and made her pay child support.

Best thing is, this was the best thing for the kids, mom just wanted to be free to do what she wanted. Father stepped up and raised two amazing children.

So if the story of the op is true, the child could still have an amazing life.

I know its not that similar, story just reminded me of things my friend went through.
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Wow. I was bored today, waiting for my new gig in China to start next week, so popped on the mane and actually read this whole ****ing thread.

OP, you are a ****ing retard, and even worse, you are a wimp.

You talk about how it was smart or the right decision to allow a man who ****ed your wife to live with you for a month, how he's ended up worse than you.

But all it says to me is you have no pride, no manhood.

1.) You allowed her to jerk you halfway across the country at the expense of your job.
2.) You showed her your advice thread on an internet website because you can't make a ****ing decision for yourself.
3.) You allowed her to mold your thoughts and turn you against the people you asked for advice from, in fact, whats worse, you allow her to turn you against your blood, your family!
4.) You probably were convinced to have a kid with her.
5.) You allow her to decide who moves into your house, paid for with your money, and I don't believe for a minute she doesn't regularly get drunk and go out in reckless fashion, so Kyle probably wasn't the first guy she cheated on you with. And you probably suspected this!
6.) You then let the guy who ****ed your wife in your house to live with you for a month. Citing how good it all turned out....

Look at yourself! Its like you were neutered at birth! Honestly? Its rarely a good idea, but beating the **** out of Kyle would actually show me you have some fight in you, that you can ****ing stand up for yourself and be a ****ing man.

Get some ****ing pride, then maybe you will get a woman that actually respects you, who can help you not **** up the one thing in your life that's worth anything - your child. Its that simple, am I being articulate? no. You don't deserve a nice, or articulate answer, you need to fully grasp how much you've already ****ed things up, how you've put your daughter into a tough situation, how much worse things could've been, and how hard it is for you to now take care of the little girl by yourself.

God I'm so sick of you. You deserve everything you got, only person i have any sympathy for in this entire thread is the Daughter, lord help her, she's got a psycho mom and ****ing retarded chimp as a father, who i sincerely hope can change into a real man in time to raise her.

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Old 06-07-2012, 05:29 AM   #798
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Let's not get carried away. Vegas odds on that? 100 billion:1. and that's being generous.

Queue Jim Carrey "so you're saying there's a chance" clip
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There are people who are truly addicted to turmoil and will enable all kinds of ridiculous shiat at their own expense. I don't understand it one bit... but I'm no longer amazed at how incredibly predictable results like are allowed to happen. My wife and I are watching two comparably retarded scenarios in both of our families. You can predict the end result... try to intervene... demand to intervene... beg to intervene... and yet the result is as predictable as the rising sun.
Agree - had a relative get mixed up and make bad decisions - everything's working it self out now - but sheesh - sometimes dumb is dumb and the best thing you can do is hope they get smart sooner than later.
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Oh how I love some of these responses, basically condemning my daughter already because I'm apparently not a suitable father for her by some folks on here.

As for my daughter, yes she is mine. She was conceived November 2010. Kyle entered the picture December 2011.

Also, if my ex is pregnant, it is not mine. Last time we did it was December 2011, and she wasn't pregnant last time I saw her in February.

I'm not worried about fighting, and throwing money, for forcing her to pay child support at the moment. What is crazy is she actually told me she plans on re-filing for custody, at which point she says she will win because the mother always wins. I'm sure the judge will award her custody after she already abandoned her child, and never put up a fight for her.

And by the way, I did stand up and was a man, I stood up for the one thing important in my life, my daughter, and ensured I would always be in her life, every day, shaping her to be a wonderful person.

I guess people think I should've duked it out with Kyle, nothing got resolved, and me potentially losing my daughter because I would now be deemed a violent person who isn't suitable for raising a child. People, you need to really think things through and sometimes, you gotta take one for the team to come out ahead.

I'm happy now raising my daughter, the best part of my day is when I go to pick her up from daycare and see the excited look on her face when I walk in the door. Let me tell you, NOTHING tops that.
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