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Old 05-19-2010, 08:42 PM   #476
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Not as risky when you survive on sun gazing and water when crossing the desert border.
Shut up about the sun gazing until you've tried it Grasshopper.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:42 PM   #477
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Literally.
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Old 05-19-2010, 08:44 PM   #478
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That made me laugh. Good one Junkie.
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:05 PM   #479
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/this thread is going downhill
Going down hill? Man I'm happy this thread is back!
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:12 PM   #480
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What was the final decision?
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Old 05-19-2010, 09:16 PM   #481
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:02 PM   #482
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welcome back thread. We missed you.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:24 PM   #483
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Going down hill? Man I'm happy this thread is back!
Not me. I only expect this to be bumped when McFonecofup comes back to report on his, "so I walk into our bedroom after 6 hours of babysitting her kid, when I saw my girlfriend and her ex doing it on our bed." Then his next line is, "what do I do next?" Until then, let the thread die. Dont worry as he will be bringing this back before Training Camp starts.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:25 PM   #484
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in spelling 100% of your post correctly? Yes you did. 2 out of 2 (if you dont count PS). Congrats!
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:27 PM   #485
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21 pages! I think I missed something...
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:51 PM   #486
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21 pages! I think I missed something...
Here let me sum up:
A guy saunters into a Bronco Forum known as the OM, and starts a thread asking for serious advice (clearly a mistake from the beginning). He's thinking of moving to Myrtle Beach where his girlfriend is from along with her child from a previous relationship. Currently they are in Texas where his family is and doesn't like her. She is a high school dropout, who plans on pursuing a GED someday (she's 22) and he has a Bachelors in accounting or business and works a moderately paid job in Texas. she can't seem to hold a job she likes or pays enough to make it worth continuing.

He asked if we thought he should move with her. Advice ran from follow your heart to get a job first before moving there to what are you an idiot?

the best part was when he showed her the thread. Full on mania followed.

that's it in a nutshell
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:56 PM   #487
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Not me. I only expect this to be bumped when McFonecofup comes back to report on his, "so I walk into our bedroom after 6 hours of babysitting her kid, when I saw my girlfriend and her ex doing it on our bed." Then his next line is, "what do I do next?" Until then, let the thread die. Dont worry as he will be bringing this back before Training Camp starts.
It's like watching a car crash. You have to watch. And this crash is going to be epic.

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Old 05-20-2010, 06:36 AM   #488
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It's like watching a car crash. You have to watch. And this crash is going to be epic.
Well as long as the guy doesn't have a kid with her at least he has an exit strategy.
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:25 AM   #489
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I am happy to see this thread still alive after my 2 week hiatus. This thread is so full of win.
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Old 05-20-2010, 07:51 AM   #490
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Are we expecting an update?
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:02 AM   #491
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Well as long as the guy doesn't have a kid with her at least he has an exit strategy.
Yeah we went over that. We've come to the conclusion that he will be knocking her up, and that will be another excuse for her not to get her GED or get a job.
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:09 AM   #492
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Yeah we went over that. We've come to the conclusion that he will be knocking her up, and that will be another excuse for her not to get her GED or get a job.
Actually, I think we can all agree she'll be getting knocked up again, but just not by this poster. I'm thinking they move back to Myrtle Beach and she hooks up with the father of her child while McFoneco is at work. It's the perfect situation for her because she can now claim it's actually his child...
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:23 AM   #493
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I'd pretty much guarantee she's already cheated on OP at least 3 times.
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It isn't cheating if it isn't in the vag...
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Old 05-20-2010, 08:42 AM   #494
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Actually, I think we can all agree she'll be getting knocked up again, but just not by this poster. I'm thinking they move back to Myrtle Beach and she hooks up with the father of her child while McFoneco is at work. It's the perfect situation for her because she can now claim it's actually his child...
I wonder if he'll wear his Broncos jersey when he goes on the show.



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Old 05-20-2010, 10:09 AM   #495
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Any chance one of the mods can change his screen name to Dr ******?

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Yeah we went over that. We've come to the conclusion that he will be knocking her up, and that will be another excuse for her not to get her GED or get a job.
How are we still calling her a him? that man-card was clearly revoked. You guys need to get on the level and accept that the man-train pulled out of the station with whats-her-face standing on the platform waving good buy to any shred of dignity she might have had.
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:18 AM   #497
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How are we still calling her a him? that man-card was clearly revoked. You guys need to get on the level and accept that the man-train pulled out of the station with whats-her-face standing on the platform waving good buy to any shred of dignity she might have had.
hey, you are not making him a girl. We are way tougher than you bunch of babies. Don't make me fly back across the Atlantic and break out an extra strength can of whoop a$$ on you.
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Old 05-20-2010, 10:18 AM   #498
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I wonder how quickly he regretted this thread?

I will say this, at least he didn't b**** out like dragster (I think that's who did it) and delete the thread
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:06 PM   #499
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So guys, here I go to get some food, and I come back and notice the kid is locked in her room, and my girl in the bedroom making weird noises. I begin looking through the door, and while I notice my girl making out with some random guy, I notice my authentic Champ Bailey jersey stitching is starting to fall apart. How do I fix that, can I just take it to some tailoring store and get it patched up? Or should I just get a new one?
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Old 05-20-2010, 02:06 PM   #500
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I think the one thing we've all learned from this thread is that it generally ain't such a hot idea to ask for serious relationship advice on an internet sports board.
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