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Old 04-28-2010, 11:29 AM   #151
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:31 AM   #152
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So... I've got this vice on a table in my shop. The vice appears to be the perfect size to put my testicles in and clamp down. I know there are some cons to it, but I think I want to do it. Anyone have an opinion?
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:32 AM   #153
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?

next question.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:33 AM   #154
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So... I've got this vice on a table in my shop. The vice appears to be the perfect size to put my testicles in and clamp down. I know there are some cons to it, but I think I want to do it. Anyone have an opinion?
If you move to SC I think it will be all the better.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:36 AM   #155
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Moving to SC = Fail

Showing her this thread = Epic Fail
McFoneco, you are total idiot! I would neg rep your post on the details of your decision but you would probably wear it like a badge of honor. 80% told you to do the right thing. You decide to just go to her neck of the woods and say, "**** the correct future. I want to go against sanity." 25 years old and making too many wrong decisions in this decision. Do us all a favor and wear condoms and shove the pill down her pie hole every morning. What we dont need is another kid from stupid parents in this world. You better keep cool with your family and friends because you might need a place to stay in 6 months when you come to your senses. At least a break up in So Carolina will mean she is home with her family. Also, please send us a family portrait of her and her family. Make sure they are all smiling so we can count the gaps in their grill. (lil' lady, I hope you are still reading this thread. I am characterizing your family based on info we have for you.)

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:36 AM   #156
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Im really struggling with why you would show her the thread?

I cant think of one good reason.

I bet if Tebow read this thread even he would curse
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:37 AM   #157
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Now I usually don't give a ****, but somehow, how this episode ended upsets me.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:38 AM   #158
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OOOh Pick me! Pick Me!


ok here it goes..

I met this girl the other day, we hooked up and that night when I went to take a piss It was like my tool was on fire. It burned so bad! I asked her about it and she said that what I am feeling is love burns. We love each other so much that it burns sometimes....

So my question is- Did i really fall in love with a girl in one night?


This one's easy. Take her straight to the alter buddy. Might consider pouring vodka on your Johnson as well.

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:38 AM   #159
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I have a problem. I can't seem to stop posting on Orange Mane. What would you advise?

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:40 AM   #160
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Im really struggling with why you would show her the thread?

I cant think of one good reason.

I bet if Tebow read this thread even he would curse
Because I'm still stunned and amazed, I was wondering this exact same thing just a minute ago.

What positive could come of it?

Show his love and dedication to her despite the rest of the world telling him to run? That's pretty much negated by being here in the first place...

So he can have an "I should've listened to them" response in their divorce preceedings?

Totally lacking a good reason...
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:42 AM   #161
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:43 AM   #162
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if she looks like "Dukes" avatar, you do whatever she says...
I'd say "this thread is worthless without pics", but it couldn't be further from the truth. This has ROF written all over it.

Still......pics couldn't hurt. The OP needs to make this happen. She better be Helen of Troy-like or I'll never understand the motivation here.
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Old 04-28-2010, 11:46 AM   #163
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I have a problem. I can't seem to stop posting on Orange Mane. What would you advise?

yours with kind regards,
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Make yourself a whipped cream bikini, take a picture of yourself and start pming every Omaner on the other side of the pond with the pic. You won't have time to post here for awhile. Be sure to send one to BroncoBlue. I've seen that guy tailgate. He's a partying fool. He may have remarried though. Meh who cares! Hmm..I'm pretty good at this relationship stuff!

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Old 04-28-2010, 11:48 AM   #164
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I'd say "this thread is worthless without pics", but it couldn't be further from the truth. This has ROF written all over it.

Still......pics couldn't hurt. The OP needs to make this happen. She better be Helen of Troy-like or I'll never understand the motivation here.
I think if you both combined, we could have our answer. Helen of Troy looks with a sister that looks like Dukes' girl. And Helen of Troy doesn't mind some sharing or family building activities.
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:00 PM   #165
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final thought on the subject that i still am trying to digest...

The word "foneco" has forever lost its godlike status in my book.

this thread: -1 for the male species. time to hit one of the josina threads.
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:00 PM   #166
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McFoneco - the only advice left, and I sincerely hope you take it... go get some dude friends man. You should never have posted this question in this place to start, should have gone to your close friends (with weiners) for advice. Then any self respecting dude friend would absolutely kick your ass for then sharing said advice with girlfriend.

Good luck to you and I really hope you take the most important advice and not leave TX without a job in SC.
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Yeah, I'm not sure about the point of this thread. As others have said, it's quite apparent McFoneco made up his mind and has latched onto the minuscule amount of people who favor him moving. His vision is so diluted he actually called it the "majority" of people, who told him to follow his heart. Very skewed version of reality.

The fact that he showed the girlfriend this thread just shows that she has him on a leash and that she owns him. That alone is a warning sign, and he's too blinded by Disney True Love to realize it.

Rev is right. You don't deserve your penis ... you need to control your own life, but you also need to step back and realize what the hell you're getting yourself into. Don't settle for less unless you truly don't value yourself... in which case, being some chicks puppet might be what fits you best.
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:05 PM   #168
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Good luck to you and I really hope you take the most important advice and not leave TX without a job in SC.
You really think he is going to take sound advice after disregarding everything in this thread? He should at least post her picture. Any hick with this much baggage better have one hell of a package. It doesnt excuse anything but at least we would know what his other head was thinking. I think we need his pic too to see if he thinks he got someone out of his league. Personally, I dont care what they look like as "out of his league" to me should mean he is major leagues and she is rookie ball.
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:07 PM   #169
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McFoneco, turn in your man card please. It's been revoked.
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You really think he is going to take sound advice after disregarding everything in this thread? He should at least post her picture. Any hick with this much baggage better have one hell of a package. It doesnt excuse anything but at least we would know what his other head was thinking. I think we need his pic too to see if he thinks he got someone out of his league. Personally, I dont care what they look like as "out of his league" to me should mean he is major leagues and she is rookie ball.
She knows about the thread. She's probably monitoring it while she stays at home not working on her GED. Like he'd get away with that now.
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:12 PM   #171
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She knows about the thread. She's probably monitoring it while she stays at home not working on her GED. Like he'd get away with that now.
You are assuming she can read...
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:13 PM   #172
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If she can read and has read this and she is still wanting to go to SC with the dude she is looking for a ride.
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This is one of the funniest damn threads I have ever read.

By the way Myrtle Beach is a fun place to visit. Living there would suck nuts.
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Old 04-28-2010, 12:20 PM   #174
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Dear Meck77,

My girlfriend just recently pulled a Lorraina Bobbit on me because I work too much. Even though I'm taking care of her and her 3 illigitimate kids, she thinks I'm too independent. I really don't mind not having a penis because I never used it much with her anyway. The one time she did catch me jagging off in the shower, she laughed at me and then told all her friends.

Now she's coming home late all the time and I get the feeling she's not really interested in us.

Should I sew my penis back on and be done with this relationship, or should I keep letting her kick me in the guts? I know it's a tuff decision, but sometimes I just feel like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

What should I do?
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This might be a HoF thread.

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