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Old 04-26-2010, 02:29 PM   #1
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Killing Tim Tebow doesn’t make him dead. It just makes him angry.

Tim Tebow doesn’t do pushups, he pushes the earth down.

If you wake up in the morning, it’s because Tim Tebow spared your life.

Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.

Tim Tebow counted to infinity – twice.

1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Tim Tebow. Sounds like a fair fight.

Let’s get one thing straight: the only reason you are conscious right now is because Tim Tebow does not feel like carrying you.

When Tim Tebow was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal. He thinks yellow wristbands are gay.

When Tim Tebow pissses into the wind, the wind changes direction.

When you open a can of whoop-ass, Tim Tebow jumps out.

When Google can’t find something, it asks Tim Tebow for help.

You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.

When the boogie man goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Tim Tebow.

In kindergarten, Tim Tebow killed a terrorist for Show and Tell.

What color is Tim Tebow’s blood? Trick question. Tim Tebow does not bleed.

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.

Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Tim Tebow, you’re ****ing dead.”

Tim Tebow literally died for his country, and lived to tell about it.

Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Tim Tebow signal.

If Tim Tebow was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.

Tim Tebow was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.

When Tim Tebow messes with Sasquatch, it’s animal cruelty.

The only thing that can destroy Tim Tebow is another Tim Tebow.

If you have 4 touchdowns and Tim Tebow has 4 touchdowns, Tim Tebow has more touchdowns than you.

When Tim Tebow writes poetry, everything rhymes with orange.

Life doesn’t give Tim Tebow lemons; life asks what kind of fruit Tim Tebow wants.
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:44 PM   #2
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Tim Tebow doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers Dos Equis..
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Old 04-26-2010, 02:53 PM   #3
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when people write their name in the snow with their piss. Tim Tebow writes his in cement.
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When God said "let there be light," Tim Tebow said, "say please."
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Old 04-26-2010, 04:07 PM   #5
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also, Jesus wasn't crucified, nor did he die for our sins. He just wanted to usher the prophecy of his return by nailing himself to a big "T" for Tebow.
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Old 04-26-2010, 04:12 PM   #6
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also, jesus wasn't crucified, nor did he die for our sins. He just wanted to usher the prophecy of his return by nailing himself to a big "t" for tebow.
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Old 04-26-2010, 04:12 PM   #7
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, some of those were pretty good, but this one made me actually

People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow
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Tim Tebow can slam a revolving door.
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Old 04-26-2010, 06:12 PM   #9
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They'd be funny if they wern't true
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Tim Tebow won the 1983 World Series of Poker, holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

hen Tim Tebow was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he threw a football at the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

When it rains in the swamp Tim Tebow doesn't get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow'd.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A picture of Tim Tebow is worth 1 billion words.

Tim Tebow was once sleeping on his stomach when he got morning wood and struck oil.

Tim Tebow CAN believe it's not butter.

The recent earthquake off the coast of Florida measured 6.0 on the Richter scale, or .024 Tim Tebows.

On his birthday, Tim Tebow randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Tim Tebow picked up the city of New Orleans with his pinky, and drained it.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Tim Tebow pass.

Tim Tebow makes Chuck Norris **** his pants.

Tim Tebow's hand is the only hand that beats a Royal Flush.

Tim Tebow smokes after sex. Not cigarettes, his penis literally smokes.

If tapped, a Tim Tebow rush could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.

Tim Tebow can divide by zero.

Tim Tebow has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.

Blood normally accounts for 13% of a person's total body weight... the other 87% of Tebow is badass.

When taking the SAT, write 'Tim Tebow' for every answer. You will score more than 2400.

Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Tim Tebow played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Tim Tebow doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Tim Tebow throws down!

Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined 'victim' as 'one who has encountered Tim Tebow'

There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Tim Tebow lives in Florida.

Tim Tebow has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Tim Tebow, each testicle is larger than the other one.

It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Tim Tebow CAN touch MC Hammer.

Tim Tebow caught the road runner, then kicked Wil E. Coyote's ass for being a b****.

Tim Tebow once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
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God once created a rock He Himself could not lift...

Tebow could.


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Tim Tebow made Pat sober.
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Tim Tebow = Hall of Fame TE!
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Old 04-26-2010, 07:12 PM   #16
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Tim tebow's tears cure cancer.

And unlike that selfish **** Chuck Norris, does not mind crying once and awhile.

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Tim Tebow drinks the blood of Christ. No working out necessary.
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Old 04-26-2010, 10:32 PM   #18
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