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Old 04-25-2010, 01:37 PM   #1
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Default Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + John Elway

God knew we were lost without Peyton Hillis, so he sent us another 250 pound southern steed that can run like a bulldozer.







Watch 1:27 in particular (yes I know this video is in another thread, but I just want to show that one part).

Think about it too.

What's #22 - #15?

#7... John Elway

Or you could look at it this way... what's #7 + #15... #22.

The evidence is in front of everyone. Time we just accept that God created a hybrid of the two greatest NFL players to ever live and told McDaniels to draft him.
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:04 PM   #2
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:14 PM   #3
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22 + 15 = Cecil Sapp. Think about that.
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:17 PM   #4
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22 + 15 = Cecil Sapp. Think about that.
Cecil rhymes with diesel and Sapp could mean sap...

So this means the thrust of a diesel with the power to sap the energy of the opposing team.
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:35 PM   #5
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how anyone can question the arm strength is beyond me

he throws a nice deep ball
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Old 04-25-2010, 02:57 PM   #6
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One neat wrinkle with Tebow: He might be the first NFL QB in a LONG time capable of running a successful option. Not with speed, but being nearly impossible for a cornerback to tackle.
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:06 PM   #7
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One neat wrinkle with Tebow: He might be the first NFL QB in a LONG time capable of running a successful option. Not with speed, but being nearly impossible for a cornerback to tackle.
Except Champ.
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:28 PM   #8
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So now we finally know why McD threw away Hillis. It's not that he was retarded like Popps was telling us but rather he simply couldn't throw the ball.

I now have a small sense of closure.
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:32 PM   #9
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Yea Yea Yea he can run but can he throw in the NFL is the question
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:44 PM   #10
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:50 PM   #11
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Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + John Elway
You have to include the entire formula, otherwise the math is wrong.

Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + (John Elway - [Mechanics + Arm Strength])
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:53 PM   #12
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How about Tebow at RB?

That would drive D-Coordinators crazy. It would limit the amount of deep zone coverage we would face, and the containment alone would open up holes and create mis-matches in the D.
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Old 04-25-2010, 03:56 PM   #13
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The new revolution in nfl quarterbacking is finally here!

NO MORE THROWING AND READING DEFENSES!

5 + 5 = 55
316 -6 = 31

Who needs 'em? Saddle yerself up a corn fed running back and have him line up under center! Shoot, it'll save teams a lot of money and even the field across the league. You want parity? Ain't seen nothing yet!
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Old 04-25-2010, 04:25 PM   #14
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You have to include the entire formula, otherwise the math is wrong.

Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis + (John Elway - [Mechanics + Arm Strength])
I heard he has a stronger arm than Cutler too, which menas it is also stronger than Elway's.
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Old 04-25-2010, 04:35 PM   #15
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Shouldn't it be:
John Elway + Tim Tebow = Peyton Hillis?
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Tim Tebow = (John Elway + Peyton Hillis) / 2
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