The Orange Mane -  a Denver Broncos Fan Community  

Go Back   The Orange Mane - a Denver Broncos Fan Community > Orange Mane Discussion > Orange Mane Central Discussion
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Chat Room Mark Forums Read



Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-23-2010, 02:10 AM   #1
Doggcow
Rebel Laughs
 
Doggcow's Avatar
 
At Unbelievers

Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 8,908

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Von Miller
Default Stupid Sh*t Mel Kiper/Dukes ETC. say

This could be a great compilation of stupid **** that the asshat talking heads say!

I Mel Kiper saying stuff like:

"Kyle Wilson tackles like Polamalu" (I saw no video evidence at all)

EVERYONE is the next Ryan Clady

"Tim Tebow has no arm strength and has no chance to play at the NFL level"

Jamie Dukes:

Sorry ass stab at the broncos "Because they won so many games the past few years" - we only won the ones you said we wouldn't before you got taken off the air, jackass.

What did you guys catch?
Doggcow is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 04-23-2010, 02:24 PM   #2
Doggcow
Rebel Laughs
 
Doggcow's Avatar
 
At Unbelievers

Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 8,908

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Von Miller
Default

Mel Kiper attacking and yelling at McShay yesterday because Clausen didn't get drafted. What an a-hole.
Doggcow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:27 PM   #3
Dagmar
...there ain't no devil
 
Dagmar's Avatar
 
..there's just God when he's drunk.

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Morrison
Posts: 16,975

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Tim Tebow
Default

Mel Kiper thinks Jimmy Clausen is the 4th most talented player in the whole draft. He's not biased though because of their links, noooooo...
Dagmar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:30 PM   #4
DomCasual
The Dude abides.
 
DomCasual's Avatar
 
Shameless Homer

Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: SLC, UT
Posts: 13,601

Adopt-a-Bronco:
The Fax Machine
Default

There isn't a single guy on TV that bugs me more than Jamie Dukes.
DomCasual is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:31 PM   #5
tsiguy96
Ring of Famer
 
tsiguy96's Avatar
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 12,699

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

mel kiper is insufferable. mcshay isnt as bad, but combine them with the former players who are AWFUL analysts and ESPN basically not caring about the actual draft, its pretty bad.
tsiguy96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:33 PM   #6
spdirty
Ring of Famer
 
spdirty's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bailey
Posts: 14,474

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Quentin Jammer
Default

Thank Tebow for the nfl network and Mike Mayock.

Last edited by spdirty; 04-23-2010 at 02:42 PM..
spdirty is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:40 PM   #7
Bronco Yoda
.
 
Bronco Yoda's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2001
Posts: 8,492
Default

Dukes is such an idiot
Bronco Yoda is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:44 PM   #8
crush17
orange & blue
 
crush17's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Denver, CO
Posts: 4,779

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Thanks Champ!
Default

I would gut Jamie Dukes if I had the chance.
crush17 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:49 PM   #9
briane
Seasoned Veteran
 
briane's Avatar
 
http://www.privatepostmark.com

Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Texas
Posts: 384

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

they are two of the biggest ass clowns on tv...
briane is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:50 PM   #10
gotfredson
Solid Starter
 
gotfredson's Avatar
 

Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 154
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by briane View Post
they are two of the biggest ass clowns on tv...
I second the notion
gotfredson is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:52 PM   #11
Broncoman13
Broncoholic
 
Broncoman13's Avatar
 
JT #80

Join Date: May 2001
Location: Colorado
Posts: 16,958

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Orange Julius
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doggcow View Post
Mel Kiper attacking and yelling at McShay yesterday because Clausen didn't get drafted. What an a-hole.
They were going at it before the draft and Kiper was being a real d*ck. Didn't bother listening/watching ESPN again for the rest of the draft.
Broncoman13 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:55 PM   #12
Doggcow
Rebel Laughs
 
Doggcow's Avatar
 
At Unbelievers

Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 8,908

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Von Miller
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Broncoman13 View Post
They were going at it before the draft and Kiper was being a real d*ck. Didn't bother listening/watching ESPN again for the rest of the draft.
I understand competitive banter, but holy ****, I felt so bad for McShay. There was nothing he could do to halt the onslaught of douchebaggary.

I'm a Broadcaster too, and I would be hard pressed not to punch my co-host in the face if that ever happened.
Doggcow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:59 PM   #13
hookemhess
Perennial Pro-bowler
 
hookemhess's Avatar
 

Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Austin
Posts: 936

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Blake Gideon
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dagmar View Post
Mel Kiper thinks Jimmy Clausen is the 4th most talented player in the whole draft. He's not biased though because of their links, noooooo...
What are their links?
hookemhess is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 02:59 PM   #14
tsiguy96
Ring of Famer
 
tsiguy96's Avatar
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 12,699

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

i just dont understand why ESPN feels the need to ignore everything thats actually happening to continue with BS storylines. guess waht, when a team has a pick in, dont flash over to colt mccoy, NO ONE cares, and i mean that literally. they dont realize we dont watch the draft for storylines, we watch it for COVERAGE
tsiguy96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 03:15 PM   #15
ColoradoDarin
Not Too Shabby Poster
 
ColoradoDarin's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: St Augustine, FL
Posts: 7,123

Adopt-a-Bronco:
T J Ward
Default

I don't know why anyone watches ESPN for draft coverage.

NFLN>>>>>>>>>>>>>E!spn
ColoradoDarin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 03:21 PM   #16
BroncoLifer
Living the Dream
 
BroncoLifer's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Boulder County
Posts: 1,361

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Chris Harris
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doggcow View Post
I'm a Broadcaster too, and I would be hard pressed not to punch my co-host in the face if that ever happened.
Ron Zappolo, is that you?
BroncoLifer is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 03:25 PM   #17
Merlin
Ring of Famer
 

Join Date: Apr 2005
Posts: 2,797
Default

They may be jackass, but tebow was a idiotic pick. Hell, even in his text to PK explaining why he thought Tebow was good pick McD did not bother to mention a single tangible quality Tebow had. It was all about his intangibles. That is moronic, you can have all the intangibles you want, but if you lack the skills, all you'll make is a good bench warmer...
Merlin is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 03:25 PM   #18
Hogan11
Rock-N-Roll Historian
 
Hogan11's Avatar
 
Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!!

Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: W.NY.B.C.
Posts: 21,006

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Floyd Little
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by tsiguy96 View Post
i just dont understand why ESPN feels the need to ignore everything thats actually happening to continue with BS storylines. guess waht, when a team has a pick in, dont flash over to colt mccoy, NO ONE cares, and i mean that literally. they dont realize we dont watch the draft for storylines, we watch it for COVERAGE
Because the E in ESPN stands for entertainment, storylines are the be all to end all for them.
Hogan11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 03:44 PM   #19
JJJ
Ring of Famer
 
JJJ's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Confederation Helvetica
Posts: 2,957

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by crush17 View Post
I would gut Jamie Dukes if I had the chance.
Why this guy still has a job in TV is beyond me. His squelly voice is like sandpaper across an open eye.
JJJ is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 05:05 PM   #20
DenverBrit
Just hanging out.
 
DenverBrit's Avatar
 
Got a breath mint??

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Denver
Posts: 11,989

Adopt-a-Bronco:
The Team
Default

Just a reminder how wrong the talking heads can be.

DenverBrit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 05:11 PM   #21
KipCorrington25
Free Safety
 
KipCorrington25's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Centennial
Posts: 3,478
Default

What was Mayock's take on Tebow?
KipCorrington25 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 05:18 PM   #22
DenverBrit
Just hanging out.
 
DenverBrit's Avatar
 
Got a breath mint??

Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Denver
Posts: 11,989

Adopt-a-Bronco:
The Team
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by KipCorrington25 View Post
What was Mayock's take on Tebow?
Mike Mayock: Tim Tebow is a physical specimen with off-the-chart intangibles. Redshirt him at least once; maybe redshirt him twice.
I want that kind of kid in my huddle and in my building leading my franchise.
I believe in the kid. You want to talk about athletic ability, he ran a 6.66-second three-cone drill, which is almost better than any wide receiver or corner at the combine.
This is an athletic kid who will compete down the road for the Broncos.
DenverBrit is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 05:20 PM   #23
orange&blue87
Solid Starter
 
orange&blue87's Avatar
 
New to the Forum

Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 115

Adopt-a-Bronco:
None
Default

Dukes called Scheffler a "Franchise TE"
orange&blue87 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 05:34 PM   #24
Doggcow
Rebel Laughs
 
Doggcow's Avatar
 
At Unbelievers

Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 8,908

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Von Miller
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by orange&blue87 View Post
dukes called scheffler a "franchise te"
rofl
Doggcow is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-23-2010, 05:50 PM   #25
Hogan11
Rock-N-Roll Historian
 
Hogan11's Avatar
 
Let's take these SOB's out!!!!!!

Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: W.NY.B.C.
Posts: 21,006

Adopt-a-Bronco:
Floyd Little
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by DenverBrit View Post
he ran a 6.66-second three-cone drill
Just another sign that he's the anti-Christ.
Hogan11 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes



Forum Jump


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 06:07 AM.


Denver Broncos