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Old 04-19-2010, 03:10 PM   #1
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Default Broncos comedy - part one

Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, which is one of the Broncos' classic rivals

and Wolf Blitzer is a longtime fixture at CNN

So here is where the funny comes in

What do Philip Rivers and Wolf Blitzer both have in common?
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They're both insanely boring?
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Philip Rivers is the quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, which is one of the Broncos' classic rivals

and Wolf Blitzer is a longtime fixture at CNN

So here is where the funny comes in

What do Philip Rivers and Wolf Blitzer both have in common?
They are both claiming make scrogging with your mother?

Stupid feral rat. You can be kissing Oleg ass.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:19 PM   #5
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You know, I was about to complain about this newsanchor guy posting two worthless threads in the space of an hour.

But he caused Oleg to resurface. So his terrible posting has done the Mane a tremendous service.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:21 PM   #7
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Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though
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they are both claiming make scrogging with your mother?

Stupid feral rat. You can be kissing oleg ass.
oleg!!!
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:24 PM   #9
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Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though
That would have been my second guess.
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This has to be hotrod.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:28 PM   #11
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I just seared my tongue with a red hot poker to burn the taste of this thread out of my mouth.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:29 PM   #12
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No its just me - newsanchor - making fun of old fart from CNN and the quarterback from the Chargers (one of the Broncos' classic rivals), and how they don't have any balls.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:32 PM   #13
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How can a guy called Wolf Blitzer not have balls
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You must be over the age of 11 and a half to post on the mane.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:34 PM   #15
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And what outlet do you anchor for? What's a VO-Sot? What's a wire-and-fire? What's an IFB?

If you take longer than three minutes to reply, we'll know you Googled the terms, and the jig will be up.


You're on the clock .....
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:48 PM   #18
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I took a broadcasting class:

IFB means Interrupted feedback - where a director in the control room talks into your ear, and tells you what to do next.

VO-SOT means voice-over sound on tape - where you read off your copy, and you match the voice-over with the video footage.
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Edit: is this doggcow?
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wire and fire means hot off the wire machine, big breaking story.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:50 PM   #21
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Give up?

Both Blitzer (CNN) and Rivers (Chargers) don't have any balls between their legs

But they got tiny ding-dongs though
And you know this how??

Don't tell us, we're keen to guess.
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Old 04-19-2010, 03:57 PM   #22
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Old 04-19-2010, 04:00 PM   #23
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Dick Cheney lashed out at Blitzer in an interview, and that is where CNN fart who is NO DAN RATHER lost his balls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGFPLWj-0pI

At Least one anchor in this world had balls, but he got forced out by CBS.

I'd like to gouge out that eyeball

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Old 04-19-2010, 04:06 PM   #24
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Isn't Wolf Blitzer formerly a Mossad operative? He would Krav Maga your ass if he saw this thread.
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Old 04-19-2010, 04:06 PM   #25
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They are both claiming make scrogging with your mother?

Stupid feral rat. You can be kissing Oleg ass.
I wonder how many times Oleg scrogged a feral rat in the gulag for an extra Turnip?
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