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Old 04-17-2010, 03:04 PM   #1
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To search and find the most funny or scrambled Mock Post

I will Pay Pal the winner 10 bucks.

The winner will be determined by a poll thread consisting of the top 5 entrants of my choosing.

All in fun Mock

this thread must reach 100 posts to activate the prize option.

This is not about bashing Mock, it is meant to be a collection of his unintentionally funny posts

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Old 04-17-2010, 03:16 PM   #2
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Mock posts Christmas letter from his pastor. Alec is a dick. Mock lets it fly:

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Does your pastor know you **** cats?

Let me tell you again you insensitive rude idiot...and loves DOGS...get your pooper scooper out...

Your the type that just lets the dog crap in the neigbors yard aren't you.

You "vouluntarily" gave up your gun collection didn't you. You are a lying sack of crap. I allready beat you down on that one.

Your such a crass idiot with obvious anger issues you have to insult a perfectly peacefull good will christmas message from a pastor.

Go to HELL. The man is highly respected and for you to jump in and make your random idiotic insults like a crazed asylum escapee is almost funnier than obnoxious. Your comments stand on their own.

Your an angry man under the eye of the courts. done.

You have serious anger issues done.

You don't ever have a kind word. done

Your a general a-hole. done.

EDITED BECAUSE THIS ATTACK WAS BAD

I've put up with your crap long enough. Hey, aren't you late for your probation hearing or is there allready a warrent out for you?

I'm done with your stupidity. Take you crap and eat it you dumbass. Wallow it because I'm going to be smearing it all over you.

C'mon...your a big man that your vibrating guns have been taken from you..."voluntarily" so you can get a 9 MM. What a line of crap.

You remind me of a comedy figure. Honestly, your uhttp://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=90835nstable. Your self validation comes from insulting others to make yourself feel better about yourself when you know your actually a POS.
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Sorry Popps...when you post a Merry Christmas letter and am attacked...WTF am I supposed to do?

BTW you can take a hike too Champ..Beezer doesn't look like that idiot cat. He's in my avatar.
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Thank you...

Look you dumbass, you probably don't even know who Dean Wormers wife was or how she was a whore.

Your your just a juvinile moron thinking your making cute internet insults.

I protect my cat, why did this go there? I don't **** the cat. He's in a cookie and perfectly safe. So ****ing what?

Wow...I should have the cat outside in december mousing or whatever? You people are a bunch of idiots. BTW, the cat sleeps in different spots all the time.

He's slept on on a rug in front of the toilet, a fridge, a shoebox, a corner for no apparent reason, a dawer, and of course...my quilt.
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:21 PM   #3
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:43 PM   #4
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That was at leart out of context.

WEhat is funny is te fact
I can barely walk, mansaged to get a apartment, get a coputrer, and a maid tgat gives me 500$ plus free rent .

**** you all!

I'm he idiot out of a hospise!
**** you all.
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:47 PM   #5
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:55 PM   #6
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I love how he makes spelling mistakes when seeking sympathy.

Oh mock, he so crazy.
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Old 04-17-2010, 03:56 PM   #7
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Can we include ~Crash~ in this contest?
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I'm not searching for a link, but I'm sure everyone knows this one.


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Old 04-17-2010, 04:05 PM   #9
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Sorry. Not taking any part in a thread that's going to wind up making fun of a man who's lucky to still be alive.

Many things are funny, Baja. In my opinion though.... this isn't.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:15 PM   #10
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I love how he makes spelling mistakes when seeking sympathy.

Oh mock, he so crazy.
Exactly.....

I don't really think it's for sympathy per se....More just an excuse for when he's ****-faced drunk.

I mean, compare the above to this post from just a week ago.

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I remwember buying a Packard Bell, (little did I know), cause it had windows 98.

It cost like 1800. 2000 pent, 8 MB memory, 2 gigs HD.

Now it seems the standard is quad core/8GB/1 GB blue ray/wireless 4G w\ith your smartphone.

Frankly, it seems to me the companies are milking advancements. Yet it seems there is plenty of competition.

I understand the theory that computing power doubles ever year, but why not even close to other fields?

I know, data in /data out, but I can't help thinking that there is some facist underpinings.

I dunno.
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Sorry. Not taking any part in a thread that's going to wind up making fun of a man who's lucky to still be alive.

Many things are funny, Baja. In my opinion though.... this isn't.
It is not meant to belittle Mock he has said so many unintentionally funny things that there should be a collection of them published.

That's what I am looking for - the unintentionally funny things. Like the late nights he and Slap went at it.

I have consistently supported Mock all these years. Mock is our very own Yogi Barra

Did you read the OP?

lately you assume the worse it seems.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:43 PM   #12
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So guys lets keep this to the unintentionally funny quotes of Mock or I'll have to delete this thread
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:49 PM   #13
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Sorry. Not taking any part in a thread that's going to wind up making fun of a man who's lucky to still be alive.

Many things are funny, Baja. In my opinion though.... this isn't.
Well, I participated in the light that its some of Mocks greatest hits not so much making fun of Mock himself.

We all have posted stuff that are worth being teased about and the same goes for mock. Thats why I chose something pre-incident.

Just wanted to clarify my participation.
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Old 04-17-2010, 04:55 PM   #14
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Sorry. Not taking any part in a thread that's going to wind up making fun of a man who's lucky to still be alive.

Many things are funny, Baja. In my opinion though.... this isn't.
If this thread turns to attacking Mock I will delete it.

like I said I am looking to create a collection of the truly funny posts by Mock and there many to chose from.

And Mock if this bothers you just say the word and I will delete it.
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Old 04-17-2010, 05:14 PM   #16
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I protect my cat, why did this go there? I don't **** the cat. He's in a cookie and perfectly safe. So ****ing what?

Oh my god. I don't even know what to say.
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If this thread turns to attacking Mock I will delete it.

like I said I am looking to create a collection of the truly funny posts by Mock and there many to chose from.

And Mock if this bothers you just say the word and I will delete it.
Fair enough. I still opt not to participate, however.... *exits thread*
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I liked the one he said horribly racist things to me because I am an immigrant. Pre-incident.
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Old 04-17-2010, 05:45 PM   #19
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Fair enough. I still opt not to participate, however.... *exits thread*
quit whinning...just watch it and if it turns bad moderate it...no one cares how this hurts your feelings
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Old 04-17-2010, 06:39 PM   #20
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Sorry. Not taking any part in a thread that's going to wind up making fun of a man who's lucky to still be alive.
isn't.
O.K... let's be fair here...

Do we know that Mock is the only person who has encountered or overcome adversity of the life-threatening variety on this site? I don't think we do.

Now, if Mock were currently in a state of duress or danger, I'd say he'd be off-limits... and of course, his family or personal life should be off-limits.

But, Mock is alive and well. In fact, Mock spends 100% of his time here insulting and belittling other posters, calling them idiots, attacking people, etc.

So, while I'm not advocating attacking him... I'd say his participation before and after his accident makes him fair-game for some fun. He certainly takes shots at other people all day long.

Beyond that, it seems to me that 95% of Mock's funniest material would have come from his first 30K posts, rather than his last few thousand since his issue.

I personally wish Mock the very best in recovery, health and happiness in real life. I hope he and his family are well. But, in forum life... he's not exempt from a little smack when he's here running it himself all day long.

I'm sure Mock himself wouldn't advocate that he should be able to dish it out, and yet be shielded from any retorts.
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I agree with Popps, some of those posts are awesome, had my crying

I wish someone could post an old thread where he was on the roof at like 3 am looking for his cat, classic just funny.
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Something about meth alley?
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