Post of the century

[baja]

There is a thread like this on Junkman & BM's site by this name and it is a great thread idea so I thought I would steal it and bring the idea here.

Have fun with this one....

[baja]

It also serves as a quick reference for great or exceptionally funny posts.

[Popps]

Dom's ebonics translation is far and away the best of 2010, thus far.

[baja]

Originally Posted by Popps

Dom's ebonics translation is far and away the best of 2010, thus far.

Post it Bro

[Tombstone RJ]

Is this where I post links to all my posts on the OM?

[baja]

Popps you are very close to the 25,00 milestone...

[gunns]

I think it's kind of hard to quantify many posts as the post of the century. But there are some very good ones. Do those count, and how about those posts that make you scratch your head in amazement.

[Killericon]

Originally Posted by Popps

Dom's ebonics translation is far and away the best of 2010, thus far.

No kidding.

Also, that thread is pretty solid.

[bfoflcommish]

04-13-2010, 02:35 PM #39
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Originally Posted by SoDak Bronco
Can someone with an ebonic dictionary translate what the hell any of this means.

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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
This is a lame thread, but what the hell:

@ShaunPhillips95 I'm A Say Dis 1 Time & 1 Time Only Cuz Dis Da 2nd Time Dis Done Happened. Keep My Name Outta Ya Mouth Son.

Reid: I only intend on saying this once. This seems to be a frequent occurrence. Please refrain from talking about me.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 your a joke son.

Phillips: You are foolish, sir!


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 I don't twitter beef I'm not making u famous you know where I'm at.

Phillips: I refuse to get involved with this discussion. I also refuse to enhance your notoriety by engaging in said discussion. If you would like to discuss this further - or perhaps take part in a contest of fisticuffs - you have my place of residence.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Don't Get Football & Real Life Confused Son. I Wuz Dat Dude At Birth. Ask Ya Family Dey Know Me...

Reid: You are making a mistake by comparing a football contest to life off the field, sir. I was born to a position of prominence. Ask members of your family, as I believe they are familiar with me.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 again son I don't twitter beef. I like you but I protect my team and you know me and what I stand for.

Phillips: Sir, I will reiterate that I will not engage you in a discussion using this social medium. I enjoy our relationship, but I feel a sense of loyalty to my Chargers teammates. You are familiar with my natural sense of loyalty.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Don't Start BackPeddlin Now Son & Dis Ain't Got Nuttin 2 Do Wit Ya Team. Dis Is U Havin A Problem Wit Me & Flappin Ya Gums

Reid: Your retort seems to contradict your previous sentiment, and this concerns me. This discussion is not related to your Charger comrades. This is an issue between you and me; and the way you've chosen to articulate your sentiments.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 no back peddling I just don't beef to fly for that. Well in that case so much for being nice u know where I'm at.

Phillips: I have not contradicted anything. I just don't intend to engage you in this manner. If you intend to follow this line of attack, I will no longer do it good-naturedly. I will just reiterate what I said earlier. You are aware of my place of residence.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 & Dis Ain't No Beef Twitter Beef None Of Dat. Dis Me Addressin What I Been Hearin. Point Blank Period

Reid: This is not a discussion over social mediums. That is not accurate. This is my way of responding to rumors I have been hearing. I am being direct with you.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 I got the same number if u wanna know u can call son. That's what addressing it is.

Phillips: You have my telephone number. Feel free to reach out to me directly, sir. That is the manner through which I would prefer to carry out future discussions on this matter.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@ShaunPhillips95 Ain't Got Dat But Imma Call Our Mutual Friend Dat U Got Mad At In Miami Cuz She Only Knew Ya Jersey # Cuz Its Da Same As Me

Reid: I think you are mistaken - I don't have a current telephone number for you. I will ask a common friend we have in Miami, Florida for clarification on this matter. She claims you became angry with her. She identified you by the number on your jersey. She remembered it, as we share the same number.


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Originally Posted by BigPlayShay
@Footz95 lol when u get a starting job call me.

Phillips: I am laughing right now. When you become more adept and successful at your profession, please give me a telephone call.

[baja]

Originally Posted by gunns

I think it's kind of hard to quantify many posts as the post of the century. But there are some very good ones. Do those count, and how about those posts that make you scratch your head in amazement.

Any post you feel is worthy to be included on this thread qualifies.

[baja]

This would be a good thread to sticky - what say you mods?

[Dagmar]

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[Dagmar]

broncosteven posted this a few years back.

[Dagmar]

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[Dagmar]

And who can forget...

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showpos...02&postcount=1

[baja]

I would like to post TJ's OP on the gutless thread but I can't find it, help someone?

Also TJ's OP as to why Shanahan would not be going anywhere days before he was fired.

[baja]

great choice Dag...

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Defining moment: Trolls too consistently to narrow down one particular thread or post.

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04-14-2010, 12:47 PM #398
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Josh better make good use of all these draft picks, or the team will be screwed.

Giving all these draft picks the last 2 years to Josh McDaniels is like giving a retarded man a giant pile of coke, $100,000, and some strippers to have a good time with for the night.

Someone will be doing some coke, someone will be having sex, and the $100,000 will be gone at the end of night, but the retarded man will just run around making noise and jacking off all over the place.

[Dagmar]

Lol baja.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=86055

[Dagmar]

These two combined = GENIUS.


http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=75466



http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=75568


You are welcome baja. Please don't ban me Taco...

[baja]

thanks dag

[tsiguy96]

he got the "offensive core is bailing on us" part right...

[Crushaholic]

Originally Posted by Dagmar

That doesn't really count, IMO. It was a lame April Fool's joke. The other ones you posted are classic, especially Jake's meltdown...