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Old 03-24-2010, 10:51 AM   #1
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Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

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Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.


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Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.


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Old 03-24-2010, 10:54 AM   #2
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That's pretty scary.
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It's a boobie trap
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:10 AM   #4
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Great, now all chicks with big boobs are going to be turned away at the gates.......as if I needed one more reason to stop flying.
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:35 AM   #5
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Oh, hey, how about that... source = The Sun.

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Old 03-24-2010, 11:38 AM   #6
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Great, don't have to explain to the wife why I'm staring at other women’s boobs....
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:41 AM   #7
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Sir, stop furthering your agenda to hate on women!
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:44 AM   #8
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If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.
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Old 03-24-2010, 11:50 AM   #9
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If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.
Must have something to do with the lack of virgins and the upswing of infidels.
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:09 PM   #10
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:12 PM   #11
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You asked for it.

From this


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In less than 7 years.
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:18 PM   #12
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:28 PM   #13
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:28 PM   #15
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What a BS story. They must think that we're all idiots to believe such fairy tales.
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:32 PM   #16
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:49 PM   #17
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Like I say all the time. No amount of security will protect you from a dedicated group of terrorists.

The only way to win the 'war or terror' is to stop creating terrorists.
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:58 PM   #18
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That could be a lot of plastique

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Old 03-24-2010, 01:03 PM   #19
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Ahhh crap, that means I am going to have to take off more than my shoes at the airport when I got through security. Damn...

But you know, one person has dealt with a similar threat...it's time to contact...

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just let us know when your flyin
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Old 03-24-2010, 01:20 PM   #21
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Yes do let us know.
We can be quite supportive...
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Old 03-24-2010, 01:35 PM   #22
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Old 03-24-2010, 02:16 PM   #23
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Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.
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Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.
Airlines are starting to lay the hammer on the more robust individuals. Good luck even trying to get on a flight if you're over 300 lbs.....unless you bought out the row in advance.
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Old 03-24-2010, 02:39 PM   #25
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I'm still waiting for the adjustable implants to come out. That's one remote control I'm springing for all the options.

Hold on to something babe...I'm in the mood for Double E's today with a #3 lift. Let's try that new twirling propeller motion for fun. what does this red button do again?

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