OT-Explosive breast implants?... - The Orange Mane

sirhcyennek81 · 03-24-2010, 09:51 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03...-experts-warn/

Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn

The Sun

Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss.

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File photo shows a silicone gel breast implant.
Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered.

The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines."

It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures.

MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers.

"Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims.

The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up.

The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day.

He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants.

Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants.

A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense."

Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants.

Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

Los Broncos · 03-24-2010, 09:54 AM

That's pretty scary.

oubronco · 03-24-2010, 10:06 AM

It's a boobie trap

Beantown Bronco · 03-24-2010, 10:10 AM

Great, now all chicks with big boobs are going to be turned away at the gates.......as if I needed one more reason to stop flying.

edgemyster · 03-24-2010, 10:35 AM

Oh, hey, how about that... source = The Sun.

Pony Boy · 03-24-2010, 10:38 AM

Great, don't have to explain to the wife why I'm staring at other women’s boobs....

Requiem · 03-24-2010, 10:41 AM

Sir, stop furthering your agenda to hate on women!

Garcia Bronco · 03-24-2010, 10:44 AM

If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.

missingnumber7 · 03-24-2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.

Must have something to do with the lack of virgins and the upswing of infidels.

DomCasual · 03-24-2010, 11:09 AM

Dagmar · 03-24-2010, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DomCasual

You asked for it.

From this

to this

In less than 7 years.

Beantown Bronco · 03-24-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DomCasual

oubronco · 03-24-2010, 11:28 AM

oubronco · 03-24-2010, 11:28 AM

Taco John · 03-24-2010, 11:28 AM

What a BS story. They must think that we're all idiots to believe such fairy tales.

Dagmar · 03-24-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by oubronco

Fedaykin · 03-24-2010, 11:49 AM

Like I say all the time. No amount of security will protect you from a dedicated group of terrorists.

The only way to win the 'war or terror' is to stop creating terrorists.

Cool Breeze · 03-24-2010, 11:58 AM

That could be a lot of plastique

Miss I. · 03-24-2010, 12:03 PM

Ahhh crap, that means I am going to have to take off more than my shoes at the airport when I got through security. Damn...

But you know, one person has dealt with a similar threat...it's time to contact...

Austin Powers.

oubronco · 03-24-2010, 12:05 PM

just let us know when your flyin

Cool Breeze · 03-24-2010, 12:20 PM

Yes do let us know.
We can be quite supportive...

Pony Boy · 03-24-2010, 12:35 PM

gyldenlove · 03-24-2010, 01:16 PM

Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.

Beantown Bronco · 03-24-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by gyldenlove

Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.

Airlines are starting to lay the hammer on the more robust individuals. Good luck even trying to get on a flight if you're over 300 lbs.....unless you bought out the row in advance.

Bronco Yoda · 03-24-2010, 01:39 PM

I'm still waiting for the adjustable implants to come out. That's one remote control I'm springing for all the options.

Hold on to something babe...I'm in the mood for Double E's today with a #3 lift. Let's try that new twirling propeller motion for fun. what does this red button do again?

03-24-2010, 09:51 AM	#1
sirhcyennek81 Yes...swooping is bad... Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Florence, Colorado Posts: 20,681 Adopt-a-Bronco: All of them.	OT-Explosive breast implants?... http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/03...-experts-warn/ Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn The Sun Plastic surgeons using explosive-laden breast implants in homicide bombers could be a new terror tactic that current airport scanning methods may miss. print email share recommend (0) AP File photo shows a silicone gel breast implant. Female homicide bombers are being fitted with exploding breast implants which are almost impossible to detect, British spies have reportedly discovered. The shocking new Al Qaeda tactic involves radical doctors inserting the explosives in women's breasts during plastic surgery — making them "virtually impossible to detect by the usual airport scanning machines." It is believed the doctors have been trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals before returning to their own countries to perform the surgical procedures. MI5 has also discovered that extremists are inserting the explosives into the buttocks of some male bombers. "Women suicide bombers recruited by Al Qaeda are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery," Terrorist expert Joseph Farah claims. The lethal explosives called PETN are inserted inside plastic shapes during the operation, before the breast is then sewn up. The discovery of these methods was made after London-educated Nigerian Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab came close to blowing up an airliner in the U.S. on Christmas Day. He had stuffed explosives inside his underpants. Hours after he had failed, Britain's intelligence services began to pick up "chatter" emanating from Pakistan and Yemen that alerted MI5 to the creation of the lethal implants. A hand-picked team investigated the threat which was described as "one that can circumvent our defense." Top surgeons have confirmed the feasibility of the explosive implants. Explosive experts allegedly told MI5 that a sachet containing as little as five ounces of PETN could blow "a considerable hole" in an airline's skin, causing it to crash.

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03-24-2010, 09:54 AM	#2
Los Broncos Ring of farmers Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Anaheim Hills, Santa Ana Mountains CA Posts: 18,766 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ryan Clady	That's pretty scary.

03-24-2010, 10:06 AM	#3
oubronco John Foneco !! Mile High Magic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sooner Country Posts: 20,604	It's a boobie trap

03-24-2010, 10:10 AM	#4
Beantown Bronco Athletic Supporter Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Mass Posts: 19,049 Adopt-a-Bronco: Matt Prater	Great, now all chicks with big boobs are going to be turned away at the gates.......as if I needed one more reason to stop flying.

03-24-2010, 10:35 AM	#5
edgemyster Struggling Lurkaholic Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Santa Barbara Posts: 49	Oh, hey, how about that... source = The Sun.

03-24-2010, 10:38 AM	#6
Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,315 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head	Great, don't have to explain to the wife why I'm staring at other women’s boobs....

03-24-2010, 10:41 AM	#7
Requiem ~~~ ~ ~ ~ Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Earth Division Posts: 19,612 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gilgamesh	Sir, stop furthering your agenda to hate on women!

03-24-2010, 10:44 AM	#8
Garcia Bronco Hokie since 1993 Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 45,991 Adopt-a-Bronco: Tom Jackson	If Alley Ackbar starts ****ing with the Titty Supply then they will be defeated.

03-24-2010, 11:09 AM	#10
DomCasual The Dude abides. Shameless Homer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Cocytus Posts: 13,173 Adopt-a-Bronco: Gus Frerotte

03-24-2010, 11:28 AM	#13
oubronco John Foneco !! Mile High Magic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sooner Country Posts: 20,604

03-24-2010, 11:28 AM	#15
Taco John 24/7 Broncos In Elway I Trust Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 49,708 Adopt-a-Bronco: Peyton Manning	What a BS story. They must think that we're all idiots to believe such fairy tales.

03-24-2010, 11:49 AM	#17
Fedaykin Ring of Famer Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 3,842 Adopt-a-Bronco: None	Like I say all the time. No amount of security will protect you from a dedicated group of terrorists. The only way to win the 'war or terror' is to stop creating terrorists.

03-24-2010, 11:58 AM	#18
Cool Breeze Ring of Famer Broncos Rock! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south of town Posts: 1,221	That could be a lot of plastique

03-24-2010, 12:03 PM	#19
Miss I. Ring of Famer Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 7,025	Ahhh crap, that means I am going to have to take off more than my shoes at the airport when I got through security. Damn... But you know, one person has dealt with a similar threat...it's time to contact... Austin Powers.

03-24-2010, 12:05 PM	#20
oubronco John Foneco !! Mile High Magic Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Sooner Country Posts: 20,604	just let us know when your flyin

03-24-2010, 12:20 PM	#21
Cool Breeze Ring of Famer Broncos Rock! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: south of town Posts: 1,221	Yes do let us know. We can be quite supportive...

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Pony Boy "Whoa Nellie" Rub some dirt on it Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 6,315 Adopt-a-Bronco: mellon head

03-24-2010, 01:16 PM	#23
gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,037 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	Why not just take a fattie and replace the stomach fat with c4? you could fit a lot more into a 500 lb fattie than you could in triple Es.

03-24-2010, 01:39 PM	#25
Bronco Yoda Stokley once... ...saved me from a beating Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 7,244	I'm still waiting for the adjustable implants to come out. That's one remote control I'm springing for all the options. Hold on to something babe...I'm in the mood for Double E's today with a #3 lift. Let's try that new twirling propeller motion for fun. what does this red button do again?