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Old 03-12-2010, 03:30 PM   #1
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Default Poor Dogman

My friend Dogman just got thrown off Irv and Joe's show. They had a three part trivia question to win a trip to West Beirut or somewhere. 1st Question: Who hit the most home runs between 1950-1970? Dogman correctly answered Willie Mays. 2nd Question: Who had the most base hits between 1950-1970? Again, Dogman answered correctly; Hank Aaron. 3rd Question: Who got hit in the face by the most balls between 1950-1979? Poor Doggie's answer - Liberace - got him thrown off the air. I bet he was right, too.
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:33 PM   #3
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What kind of sick senses of humor must his parents have had to have named him Dogman?
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:34 PM   #4
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What kind of sick senses of humor must his parents have had to have named him Dogman?
Maybe thats the position he was conceived in
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Old 03-12-2010, 03:36 PM   #5
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What kind of sick senses of humor must his parents have had to have named him Dogman?

It's quite sad, is it not? It apparently caused him to morph into the sort of individual that would make a sick, sick, joke on Irv and Joe's show.

And to make matters worse, he fits his name so well physically,
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:12 PM   #6
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Is this true?
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:16 PM   #7
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Is this true?

Yeah. Happened about an hour ago (maybe hour and a half). Joe absolutely lost it laughing hysterically, but Irv was company guy and couldn't allow it.
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:16 PM   #8
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Is this true?
Maybe this is that cousin you have heard rumors about dogcow
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Dogcow, do you know Dogman?
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:18 PM   #10
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Lol I wish, this guy sounds like a riot to hang out with.
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Lol I wish, this guy sounds like a riot to hang out with.

Yeah, the Dogman is a lot of fun most of the time.
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:26 PM   #12
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Old 03-12-2010, 04:32 PM   #13
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good answer
I know. I would have made a wild guess like Minnie Minoso or Ron Hunt or someone. Doggie had the presence of mind to make what could actually be the correct answer. He could probably sue and get that weekend on the Med if he felt litigous. Which he doesn't.
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Old 03-12-2010, 05:14 PM   #14
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Well done, dogman.
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Funny I got a similar joke emailed to me last week. Coincidence?
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Funny I got a similar joke emailed to me last week. Coincidence?

Someone should have warned that darned Irv.


I'm gonna start 7 or 8 polls to uncover the nature of the conspiracy that is the cause of the afformentioned email.
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Someone should have warned that darned Irv.


I'm gonna start 7 or 8 polls to uncover the nature of the conspiracy that is the cause of the afformentioned email.
You gotta admit it sounds alot like a classic joke format.

Question three seems like a set up for a punch line more that a legit baseball contest question.
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