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Swedish Extrovert · 03-04-2010, 07:06 PM

Catholic School Girl Hos and Dirty Professors. Party tonight. I'm out.

Don't wory I have like twelve condoms.

bowtown · 03-04-2010, 07:09 PM

If she tells you that she is itching becasue her skirt is scratchy, don't believe her.

sirhcyennek81 · 03-04-2010, 08:13 PM

Just 12?

Under prepared.

Dagmar · 03-04-2010, 08:24 PM

RhymesayersDU · 03-04-2010, 08:24 PM

I remember the theme parties. I also remember Thursday night being the party night of the week.

Growing up sucks.

Dagmar · 03-04-2010, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

I remember the theme parties. I also remember Thursday night being the party night of the week.

Growing up sucks.

Even being an undergrad in Scotland Thursday was student party night. Funny it's the same here. I guess Friday/Saturday are for "grown ups"!

Borks147 · 03-04-2010, 10:54 PM

weak sauce - it was Wednesday night for us

SouthStndJunkie · 03-04-2010, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by RhymesayersDU

I remember the theme parties. I also remember Thursday night being the party night of the week.

Growing up sucks.

Wait until you hit your 30s....it's all about marriage, a baby, bills, and a mortgage.

Yee haw.

ghwk · 03-04-2010, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

Wait until you hit your 30s....it's all about marriage, a baby, bills, and a mortgage.

Yee haw.

And lack of sleep. Lots and Lots of lack of sleep....

JCMElway · 03-04-2010, 11:31 PM

Yeah, because having kids and being with the love of your life is complete torture.

SouthStndJunkie · 03-04-2010, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by JCMElway

Yeah, because having kids and being with the love of your life is complete torture.

You talking about my post....relax, it's called humor.

Doggcow · 03-04-2010, 11:42 PM

Realistically though, your IQ instantly drops 40+ points upon joining a Fraternity.

JCMElway · 03-04-2010, 11:48 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

You talking about my post....relax, it's called humor.

Ah, I wasn't that worked up. No worries.

How about the Tigers this year? What do you think of the Damon signing?

broncocalijohn · 03-05-2010, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by JCMElway

Yeah, because having kids and being with the love of your life is complete torture.

so is the wife over your shoulder when you tried to score bed points with her? Big p***Y. Take a joke from the internets. It is the Mane. If you dont know it, go somewhere where the humor is non existent.

ak1971 · 03-05-2010, 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

Wait until you hit your 30s....it's all about marriage, a baby, bills, and a mortgage.

Yee haw.

what about midget strippers, 7-11 burritos, 40s of Crazy Horse, and Jello

SouthStndJunkie · 03-05-2010, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by JCMElway

Ah, I wasn't that worked up. No worries.

How about the Tigers this year? What do you think of the Damon signing?

I'm not sure what to expect from the Tigers this year.

The Damon signing does not really mesh with their earlier moves in the offseason, but they needed a left handed bat and someone to bat 1st or 2nd in the lineup.

They have some good young arms.

I don't think they will be a great hitting team, but it's nice to see Maggs and Miggy showing up at spring training in great shape for a change.

Scott Sizemore at 2nd base will be a big question mark....I was not a fan of letting Placido Polanco sign with Philly.

I think they will be a .500 team this year.

oubronco · 03-05-2010, 06:10 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

Wait until you hit your 30s....it's all about marriage, a baby, bills, and a mortgage.

Yee haw.

40's are even worse

JCMElway · 03-05-2010, 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by broncocalijohn

so is the wife over your shoulder when you tried to score bed points with her? Big p***Y. Take a joke from the internets. It is the Mane. If you dont know it, go somewhere where the humor is non existent.

Nah, the better half lives in Michigan now, I'll be joining her shortly. Just really happy, that's all.....Easy there big fella, I wasn't that concerned. You shouldn't be either.

JCMElway · 03-05-2010, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SouthStndJunkie

I'm not sure what to expect from the Tigers this year.

The Damon signing does not really mesh with their earlier moves in the offseason, but they needed a left handed bat and someone to bat 1st or 2nd in the lineup.

They have some good young arms.

I don't think they will be a great hitting team, but it's nice to see Maggs and Miggy showing up at spring training in great shape for a change.

Scott Sizemore at 2nd base will be a big question mark....I was not a fan of letting Placido Polanco sign with Philly.

I think they will be a .500 team this year.

I have to concur with all of this. If things come together they may make a run at the Central lead late in the year, but the Sox and Twins seem to have rosters that are a bit more solid.

Meck77 · 03-05-2010, 06:47 AM

Ok Smurf. Wake up! Slug some coffee down and get yer ass to class!

Jason in LA · 03-05-2010, 06:50 AM

Back in the day I'd need a number of condoms. At 33, which isn't old, but certainly not a young guy, all I need is two. When I was younger I could go a few times. But now, I know after getting action once I'm going to be knocked the hell out. I'm not about to go for round two. But round one is going to be off the hook! The second condom is for when I wake up and about to leave. Some times I'll get some action before I split.

gyldenlove · 03-05-2010, 07:24 AM

Thursday night when I was in undergrad, we had the weekly meeting in the party association in physics, it always involved copious amounts of beer and some times even intelligent debate.

HILife · 03-05-2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dagmar

Even being an undergrad in Scotland Thursday was student party night. Funny it's the same here. I guess Friday/Saturday are for "grown ups"!

Yea that's right. Back in college I went out on Thursday. Now a days I will go out any day I feel like, but unless it's Friday or Sat, I'm home by midnight. Got to make sure not to lose the glass slipper, don't want some random guy getting the wrong idea.

ghwk · 03-05-2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason in McLA

Back in the day I'd need a number of condoms. At 33, which isn't old, but certainly not a young guy, all I need is two. When I was younger I could go a few times. But now, I know after getting action once I'm going to be knocked the hell out. I'm not about to go for round two. But round one is going to be off the hook! The second condom is for when I wake up and about to leave. Some times I'll get some action before I split.

yeah, thanks for sharing....

Flex Gunmetal · 03-05-2010, 01:03 PM

Yikes, DU girls. Do not want.

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RhymesayersDU Go Broncos, Nuggets, Rox GANGNAM STYLE Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Back In The 303! Posts: 14,815 Adopt-a-Bronco: Ty Lawson	I remember the theme parties. I also remember Thursday night being the party night of the week. Growing up sucks.

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JCMElway Moderate-erator Dominate! Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Grand Rapids, MI Posts: 6,867 Adopt-a-Bronco: Oleg	Yeah, because having kids and being with the love of your life is complete torture.

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03-05-2010, 06:47 AM	#20
Meck77 Ring of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 16,312	Ok Smurf. Wake up! Slug some coffee down and get yer ass to class!

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Jason in LA Gimmie that rep fool! Speaking of Butts & Boob Mojo Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: LA Posts: 12,254	Back in the day I'd need a number of condoms. At 33, which isn't old, but certainly not a young guy, all I need is two. When I was younger I could go a few times. But now, I know after getting action once I'm going to be knocked the hell out. I'm not about to go for round two. But round one is going to be off the hook! The second condom is for when I wake up and about to leave. Some times I'll get some action before I split.

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gyldenlove Ring of Famer Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London, ON Posts: 10,038 Adopt-a-Bronco: Spencer Larsen	Thursday night when I was in undergrad, we had the weekly meeting in the party association in physics, it always involved copious amounts of beer and some times even intelligent debate.

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